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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #630 on: 22 August 2017, 16:58:59 »
Would hate to be the one "volunteered" to explain that to their CO.

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #631 on: 22 August 2017, 19:43:17 »
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #632 on: 24 August 2017, 07:23:55 »
Would hate to be the one "volunteered" to explain that to their CO.


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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #633 on: 24 August 2017, 11:16:08 »

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« Reply #634 on: 24 August 2017, 12:33:54 »
"Vadim!  Put mop away, no need for silly thing.  Clean mud off with ERA!"
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #635 on: 24 August 2017, 14:35:50 »
"Vadim!  Put mop away, no need for silly thing.  Clean mud off with ERA!"
....wouldn't the mud tamp the explosion? Not sure that's all that great for the tank...

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #636 on: 30 August 2017, 20:30:33 »
Does an elephant's hide count as "armoured,"?

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #637 on: 30 August 2017, 21:21:18 »
Does an elephant's hide count as "armoured,"?
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #638 on: 30 August 2017, 21:31:40 »
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #639 on: 31 August 2017, 01:41:23 »
The Russian mud has been swallowing tanks since late 1941 hasn't it? There are lots of photos from WW2 of the same situation
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« Reply #640 on: 31 August 2017, 03:06:03 »
If you want to consider 'anyone wearing armor' then the Russian mud's been slorping down invaders since before they had writing. 
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #641 on: 31 August 2017, 06:25:18 »
If you want to consider 'anyone wearing armor' then the Russian mud's been slorping down invaders since before they had writing. 


do we consider an armoured horseman (or woman) an armoured fighting vehicle? what about Leonardo Da Vinci's conceptual drawings of a "tank"?


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« Reply #642 on: 31 August 2017, 08:26:31 »

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« Reply #643 on: 31 August 2017, 09:48:56 »
"First Sergeant, aren't parties supposed to be fun?"

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« Reply #644 on: 31 August 2017, 10:15:18 »
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #645 on: 31 August 2017, 17:49:50 »
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #646 on: 31 August 2017, 18:25:25 »
Still more elbow room than a T-34....

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #647 on: 31 August 2017, 19:11:56 »


I like how the officer is poking out the top because he literally has nowhere else to go.

Also, I'm pretty sure the gun's recoil takes the face off the gunner with every shot. Also, where the heck is the ammo for that gun? That's thunder levels of non-euclidian geometry.
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #648 on: 31 August 2017, 19:29:41 »
The empyrean power op the Emperor, you mean!

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #649 on: 31 August 2017, 19:49:28 »
I like how the officer is poking out the top because he literally has nowhere else to go.

Also, I'm pretty sure the gun's recoil takes the face off the gunner with every shot. Also, where the heck is the ammo for that gun? That's thunder levels of non-euclidian geometry.

Is the commander sitting on the gunner's shoulders?
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #650 on: 31 August 2017, 20:19:36 »
I'm pretty sure they're offset horizontally.

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #651 on: 31 August 2017, 22:43:18 »
they are on that model.. the standard kit has the hatch directly behind the gun, so that the commander's hips and the gun breech occupy the same space. i suspect the maker of the model above did some customizing.


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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #652 on: 31 August 2017, 22:58:31 »
A person wouldn't have to suspend quite as much disbelief if not for that commander and hatch. Then you could just assume the undersized turret houses an autoloader for the oversized gun.

Ooh! Maybe the breech of the gun is flush with the front of the turret and the entire gun is contained in the visible barrel!  :P
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #653 on: 31 August 2017, 23:36:21 »
honestly with the offset hatch it would work even with the breech partially or wholly inside the turret.. there would be room to load it, then the loader could duck down while firing.

the problem is the various fluff books put the crew at commander, gunner, loader, driver, and 2 sponson gunners. which suggests that it is a 3 man turret.. ouch.

the cutaway model looks ot have made the gunner sitting at a console in the hull, presumably controlling the turret remotely.

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #654 on: 01 September 2017, 11:08:17 »
If the gun fires gyrojet shells or something similar, maybe it doesn't recoil.  The back of it could be designed more like a torpedo tube; you just shut and lock the door and that's that.
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #655 on: 01 September 2017, 14:26:45 »
Everyone here realizes that the internal arrangements of most BattleMechs would be equally preposterous? 



Just where is there room in the torso for the other 84 SRMs? And how do those missiles move through that tiny strut to the launcher?  ???

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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #656 on: 01 September 2017, 14:46:55 »
What was it about taking reality to fantasy/fiction?
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #657 on: 01 September 2017, 14:53:13 »
Everyone here realizes that the internal arrangements of most BattleMechs would be equally preposterous? 



Just where is there room in the torso for the other 84 SRMs? And how do those missiles move through that tiny strut to the launcher?  ???

It's not a competition. We can admire the ridiculousness of both universes.  :P

EDIT: Though if it were, I'd point out that that art is no longer valid.  :P
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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #658 on: 01 September 2017, 17:34:47 »
The Warhammer has a special machine that enlarges the SRMs from the size they have in storage (about the same as a 5.56mm round) to the approximately Javelin anti-tank missile size they are when fired


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Re: Armored Fightning Vehicles MK III
« Reply #659 on: 01 September 2017, 18:29:12 »
The Warhammer has a special machine that enlarges the SRMs from the size they have in storage (about the same as a 5.56mm round) to the approximately Javelin anti-tank missile size they are when fired


Obviously

It's an air compressor. A lostech air compressor. Missiles are rocket powered balloons.


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