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Re: "Battleship" trailer is up
« Reply #120 on: 01 August 2011, 14:53:44 »
Hey I know some people that said Snakes on a Plane was entertaining.  You must also admit that Snakes on a Plane was kinda creative..... I mean who would really think.... Lets have a movie with snakes on an Airliner......

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« Reply #121 on: 01 August 2011, 15:18:18 »
Or he could have a sufficient sense of awesomeness. After all, I'd pay *them* money to star as the CO of an Iowa, even if Uwe Boll were directing.
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« Reply #122 on: 01 August 2011, 18:44:19 »
Becuase it would be really really hard to have a Battleship movie, without a Battleship in it.
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« Reply #123 on: 01 August 2011, 18:54:56 »
Guided Missile Cruiser doesn't have the same ring to it...
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« Reply #124 on: 01 August 2011, 20:34:21 »
frankly how many people even know that Battleships have been retired? to be honest this thread is the first i heard that they truly have been and i bet the average person not in the navy or a navy fanatic wouldn't really know or care enough for it to spoil the movie for them

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« Reply #125 on: 01 August 2011, 20:35:38 »
frankly how many people even know that Battleships have been retired? to be honest this thread is teh first that they truly have been and i bet the average person not in the navy or a nave fanatic wouldnt really know or care enough for it to spoil the movie for them

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« Reply #126 on: 01 August 2011, 20:49:48 »
And, face it, we are not the "average person"
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« Reply #127 on: 01 August 2011, 21:43:51 »
Hey I know some people that said Snakes on a Plane was entertaining.  You must also admit that Snakes on a Plane was kinda creative..... I mean who would really think.... Lets have a movie with snakes on an Airliner......

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« Reply #128 on: 01 August 2011, 22:17:23 »
frankly how many people even know that Battleships have been retired? to be honest this thread is the first i heard that they truly have been and i bet the average person not in the navy or a navy fanatic wouldn't really know or care enough for it to spoil the movie for them

Furthermore, to the "average person" ANY navy ship qualifies as a "battleship" except those that obviously are not (like submarines and aircraft carriers). Yes, I actually had to explain this concept to someone when I told them the last Battleships had been retired.
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« Reply #129 on: 01 August 2011, 22:20:43 »
Furthermore, to the "average person" ANY navy ship qualifies as a "battleship" except those that obviously are not (like submarines and aircraft carriers). Yes, I actually had to explain this concept to someone when I told them the last Battleships had been retired.

Again, we are not the "Average person"...since I know there is a difference between a Destroyer, a Cruiser, and Battleship
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« Reply #130 on: 01 August 2011, 23:14:55 »
Putting aside the obvious suckage...

ancient alien looking bits sticking up out of the ocean? One word comes to mind.

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« Reply #131 on: 02 August 2011, 00:31:10 »
Wow, really?  Another Alien movie?  Hollywood lost it's imagination so long ago.   And I really like Liam too, but why did he take on an alien movie?
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« Reply #132 on: 02 August 2011, 00:45:32 »
Putting aside the obvious suckage...

ancient alien looking bits sticking up out of the ocean? One word comes to mind.

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« Reply #133 on: 02 August 2011, 04:27:13 »
Furthermore, to the "average person" ANY navy ship qualifies as a "battleship" except those that obviously are not (like submarines and aircraft carriers). Yes, I actually had to explain this concept to someone when I told them the last Battleships had been retired.

Yeah just like any armored vehicle with a gun, most people will call a tank.

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« Reply #134 on: 02 August 2011, 08:00:43 »
Maybe it's not that odd to find Aliens in the ocean...

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« Reply #135 on: 02 August 2011, 09:50:54 »
Putting aside the obvious suckage...

ancient alien looking bits sticking up out of the ocean? One word comes to mind.

R'Leyh.

Navy vs. Cthulu?

Now THAT I would pay good money to watch.
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« Reply #136 on: 02 August 2011, 10:07:00 »
Navy vs. Cthulu?

Now THAT I would pay good money to watch.

Until, you know, he reconstitutes after being obliterated.
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« Reply #137 on: 02 August 2011, 10:12:48 »
That just makes him a low-cost training aid.

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« Reply #138 on: 02 August 2011, 14:51:22 »
Navy vs. Cthulu?

Now THAT I would pay good money to watch.

How about Godzilla vs Cthulu? (Somebody did a seriouse story with that theme BTW. Really was not bad either). sm

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« Reply #139 on: 02 August 2011, 15:25:18 »
Maybe it's not that odd to find Aliens in the ocean...

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/tag/ocean-explorer
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« Reply #140 on: 02 August 2011, 19:03:05 »
It'll be the end of a boiler. Those suckers were big, had circular ends, hatches for adding coal at the right sort of place, and often break free from sinking ships to fall to the bottom on their own. Famously, the Titanic wreck was found when Ballard's team found such a boiler sunk into the abyssal ooze ...

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http://members.fortunecity.com/scufyboots/titanic/BOILERS.gif

Look closely at the second image - at the back, you can just see a man, not quite as tall as the lower hatch on each boiler ...

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« Reply #141 on: 02 August 2011, 20:04:28 »
Forgot about those.  That matches the square opening, and the coal and sludge would have different sonar returns from the rest of the surrounding material.  I figured it might have been something volcanic and old, with something downrange, but I wasn't paying attention to where it was.

Lacking any kind of scale reference I'll happily accept your boiler call.  Though I wonder who dropped it...
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« Reply #142 on: 02 August 2011, 20:10:31 »
How about Godzilla vs Cthulu? (Somebody did a seriouse story with that theme BTW. Really was not bad either). sm


That would be an awesome movie.  I've been waiting for a good Cthulhu movie.  I think they are re-making the Dunwich Horror.


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« Reply #143 on: 02 August 2011, 20:25:53 »
Forgot about those.  That matches the square opening, and the coal and sludge would have different sonar returns from the rest of the surrounding material.  I figured it might have been something volcanic and old, with something downrange, but I wasn't paying attention to where it was.

Lacking any kind of scale reference I'll happily accept your boiler call.  Though I wonder who dropped it...

The Huffington Post listed the object as about 60' across. And the Atlantic is always hungry ... take a ship torpedoed by a U-boat in either World War. If the ship went down by the bow or stern, or snapped in two, the boilers could break free and drop more or less straight down, being heavy and relatively streamlined. The rest of the ship would fall more slowly, and remains could have ended up miles away due to ocean currents, etc.

(Ballard's books on the wrecks of the Titanic and Bismark are very good guides to the behaviour of sinking wreckage, Things like the debris field between the two Titanic halves, or the "Field of Boots" near the Bismark wreck, are fascinating.)

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« Reply #144 on: 02 August 2011, 22:30:35 »
On another site I read one of the writers said of that image: "Somebody get a sub down there to retrieve the bodies of Han and Chewie!"
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« Reply #145 on: 02 August 2011, 22:34:11 »
On another site I read one of the writers said of that image: "Somebody get a sub down there to retrieve the bodies of Han and Chewie!"
years ago rumor had it that Lucas didnt really write Star Wars. What really Happened was that teh Millenium Falcon crashed on earth and George just copied teh ships log  ;D

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« Reply #146 on: 02 August 2011, 23:06:55 »
years ago rumor had it that Lucas didnt really write Star Wars. What really Happened was that teh Millenium Falcon crashed on earth and George just copied teh ships log  ;D
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« Reply #147 on: 03 August 2011, 02:22:07 »
years ago rumor had it that Lucas didnt really write Star Wars. What really Happened was that teh Millenium Falcon crashed on earth and George just copied teh ships log  ;D

Han Solo meets Indiana Jones?   

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« Reply #148 on: 03 August 2011, 03:07:50 »
Han Solo meets Indiana Jones?   

http://io9.com/5805510/the-lost-indiana-jones+star-wars-crossover-was-really-depressing

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