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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #930 on: 24 December 2014, 01:44:27 »
Wish granted. Everything is now 99% off. Unfortunately, all currency is now in the form of baby blood, at a 1 pint: $10 exchange ratio.

I wish for a lance of Destriers to combat a company of Gurtys.

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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #931 on: 24 December 2014, 16:07:53 »
Wish granted. Unfortunately, those Destriers are in a repair status equivelant to the average 3rd Successionwar 'mech... On a bad day (Basically, a french tank; It works when it wants to, not when it needs to). The Gurtys, on the other hand, are almost like new.

I wish I had more baby blood to pay for everything.


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« Reply #932 on: 24 December 2014, 18:04:03 »
Your wish is granted and your given all the baby blood you need.  Unfortunately you find its the wrong type and is useless.

I wish everyone would have wonderful Xmas where ever they are.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #933 on: 18 February 2015, 13:45:15 »
Wish granted. Everyone has a great Christmas. Then the credit card bills roll in and now you are broke. >:(

I wish for more money to buy all the CBT stuff that got thrown out by the wife on "accident."
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« Reply #934 on: 18 February 2015, 16:56:49 »
Granted, but she throws out all of the new stuff by "Accident" again.

I wish the Society had made it through the Wars of Reaving.

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« Reply #935 on: 20 February 2015, 11:06:13 »
Granted. After the society manages to miraculously survive the wars of reaving, clan culture quickly shifts to being ruled by "The Computer", an enigmatic system programmed by Society High Programmers, with the rest of the clans living only so long as they are useful for the scientific "testing" it performs on them, often with lethal consequences...

I wish that a few more WoB designs had continued in use after the Jihad (Esp. the Legacy and Gurkha)
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« Reply #936 on: 25 February 2015, 06:25:35 »
I wish that a few more WoB designs had continued in use after the Jihad (Esp. the Legacy and Gurkha)

Granted.  Unfortunately, the only place to see the Legacy and Gurkha is as precision dancers in the touring "Word of Blake on Ice" extravaganza aboard an itinerant Canopian Pleasure Circus. 

I wish we knew why Jason Youngblood was recruiting a mercenary lance to fight the Clans in 3029.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #937 on: 25 February 2015, 07:05:19 »
Your wish is granted and you are informed that Jason Youngblood is in fact Clan Wolverine survivor who's family came to the Inner Sphere to ready it for eventuality of fighting the Clans.  Unfortunately, this is top secret, and your put death humanely.

I wish MWO would stop making all their Mechs into near-OmniMechs.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #938 on: 05 March 2015, 00:47:39 »
Your wish is granted, unfortunately this has nearly "Ruined" mech customization.

I wish I could come up with better responses to wishes.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #939 on: 05 March 2015, 01:57:32 »
Wish granted.  You can now come up with better responses.  But you have to wait your turn.  >:D

I wish I had a Jeep.
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« Reply #940 on: 05 March 2015, 10:09:34 »
Your wish is granted, you are granted Jeep.  But this is the original Jeep from the Popeye cartoons.  Being the quirky 4-legged fellow he is, he nose glows and he fades/teleports away from you.

I wish i had better choice of scifi video games.
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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« Reply #941 on: 05 March 2015, 10:58:32 »
Your wish is granted, you now have a better choice of sci fi video games, but unfortunately you had to sell your tv to get them.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #942 on: 05 March 2015, 13:09:19 »
Your wish is granted, you are granted Jeep.  But this is the original Jeep from the Popeye cartoons.  Being the quirky 4-legged fellow he is, he nose glows and he fades/teleports away from you.


You call that a corruption?  I LOVE THE GUY!!! :)


I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich.

I'm a licensed ham, and here's *takes a bite out of it* your cheese sandwich. :)

I wish I could win the jackpot in the Megamillions lottery.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #943 on: 05 March 2015, 16:07:06 »
Your wish is granted, you win the Megamillions lottery, unfortunately you owe Megamillions worth of taxes. Equally you negative million dollars.

I wish manned space flight was more than orbiting the Earth and the Moon.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #944 on: 06 March 2015, 01:29:08 »
Wish granted: MARS ONE currently recruiting...
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/signing-mission-mars-planning-return/story?id=29392141
unfortunately, you can't take your Mini collection to Mars...

I wish I had solar panels on the house... the electric bill is killer.

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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #945 on: 06 March 2015, 01:32:41 »
Wish granted. Unfortunately the sun has been blotted out by the impending alien attack force from mars.  >:D
I wish that I had thremal vision.
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« Reply #946 on: 06 March 2015, 01:59:01 »
Granted. 

Unfortunately, "thremal" vision only grants you the ability to see Thremal House in the northeast suburbs of London (see pic), no matter which direction you're looking.  There's a pleasant elderly English couple living there, and they wave to you from time to time, while you're continually colliding with furniture, people, stray llamas, and city buses that you are unable to see all around you. 

I wish Dushanbe once again held the title of having the world's tallest flagpole.
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Re: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic.
« Reply #947 on: 06 March 2015, 22:01:52 »
Your wish is granted, Dushanbe now has world record for the tallest flag pole.  However, due to regulation issues once it was raised it was taken down again.

I wish there were more scifi movies that were more original but still exciting to watch.
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