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M4nG4n

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Hello
« on: 16 November 2014, 07:01:00 »
<comes in>
Hello, and... yeah.
<leaves dossier and fades out>

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*** DOSSIER: M4nG4n

- General Data

Name/Surname: [REDACTED]
Age: 22
Location: [REDACTED], Poland
Speaks in: Polish, English
Interests: ASG, Computer Games, electronics, 3D Printing, assembling stuff, Trains, star-gazing.

- BT-Related Data

Contains: 5 minis (not painted, PL ENCORE models), 2 maps (PL ENCORE), 1 book (BW: Total Warfare)
Experience level: In the middle between Green and Regular
Played in RL: 0 standard games, 1 Alpha Strike game, 1 game based on Chain Reaction Rules.
Preferred enviroments to play: 1. Space, 2. Air, 3. Water, 4. Ground

- NonBT-Related Data

Plays also: Full Thrust, Warhammer 40K
Wants to play: Firestorm Armada, 5150 related games
[OTHER DATA UNAVAILABLE]

- Video-gaming Data

Plays MegaMek, MwO (some time ago), MW4, Also: EVE Online, Perpetuum Online, Freelancer, mostly Space-Sim games.

- Skills

Modelling experience: Green
Painting experience: Mostly Green
Terrain-creating experience: Therotical: Veteran, Practical: In the middle between Green and Regular

- Other Information
Warning: Data in Dossier aren't complete. Please be cautious, when interacting with this user ;)

Warning: The user is a recognized Aspie - he's got a typical signs of this mental disorder; according to collected data - He'll play nice when others will do the same. It was found that he'll accept some grievance to some degree.
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Neko_Bijin

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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: 28 November 2014, 12:32:32 »
Howdy back.
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ClarkeMarek

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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: 28 November 2014, 15:14:33 »
How do? :)
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Five rounds, rapid!

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: 19 December 2014, 11:18:11 »
I don't even know "Why do?", but welcome anyway.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

M4nG4n

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: 29 December 2014, 06:11:55 »
Big thanks for warm welcome ;)

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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: 15 January 2015, 13:48:47 »
**Sets fire to the thread** Is that warm enough?  I mean, welcome!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: 17 January 2015, 13:02:28 »
Now we are cooking with Spam!  :P
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wombat

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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: 22 January 2015, 07:03:13 »
[A long candy-cane colored cane reaches out and gently grabs M4nG4n by the foot and drags him off-screen for just a moment. Amongst the band-saw, anvil dropping, moose herding, cherry-bomb, and wrecking ball crashing sounds; the sheer wailing and sobbing of an unfortunate soul can be heard. Exactly 17-minutes (and a fresh can of piranhas later), Wombat puts M4nG4n back where he found him...not necessarily in the same condition. M4nG4n seems beat, broken, somewhat bleedy, bitten, previously set on fire, lashed with a spaghetti noodle, and seems to be missing his pants.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: 22 January 2015, 23:37:16 »
Bad marsupial bad bad bad. Truehart is backing up th ewhole time then turns and runs. Yelling back over his shoulder "MrnGrn, it does no good to try and get even so make no list or ledger"
AAAAAAAAH ( in expectation)
Been there-done that-now what?

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: 23 January 2015, 00:48:32 »
And yet another new member has been....what is the word? Inducted................no, that is not it. Pledged.........that is not it either.


Mangled! Yup, that is the word!
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

Wombat

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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: 27 January 2015, 11:42:45 »
"Hey...these pants don't fit!"

[Wombat waddles off-screen to try and tailor them with an autocannon.]



**BLAMMO!!**
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

M4nG4n

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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: 09 February 2015, 15:13:13 »
[Trying to get himself up, then M4nG4n takes his pants from Wombat before he escapes, and wears them off-screen, after that he launches Thunderbolt 20 against Wombat]
Uncool matey, uncool. ;)

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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: 13 February 2015, 18:08:34 »
If you could just sing for your Wombat Mayhem Insurance here, here and initial here.


Thank you. This does nothing, but at least all the paperwork is in order.

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: 14 February 2015, 00:51:49 »
Why is he singing for his worthless insurance?  ???
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: 14 February 2015, 02:50:09 »
Sign... darn it. Wombat messed with my cue cards again.

**Drewbacca shuffles through the cards- "Have a pheasant day"**

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Re: Hello
« Reply #15 on: 15 February 2015, 10:57:04 »
I thought the idea of singing for insurance was novel and should be looked into by bureaucrats in this setting and in RL.   
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Wombat

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Re: Hello
« Reply #16 on: 09 March 2015, 00:02:18 »
[Wombat appears to be sleeping in a bed of stolen pants and underthings while sucking gently on an unexploded AC/10 round.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: Hello
« Reply #17 on: 09 March 2015, 11:02:46 »
.............................................................. :-X
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Re: Hello
« Reply #18 on: 20 March 2015, 13:40:38 »
"Underthings."

 

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