Author Topic: The Corrupt-a-wish-o-matic. (Read 97255 times)

gordie · « **Reply #30 on:** 09 March 2011, 01:14:19 »

Granted, but because i dont know what it is, you get a Human Hand (Mon Kei's Paw)

I wish I had players who liked to actually Roleplay instead of Powergame

StCptMara · « **Reply #31 on:** 09 March 2011, 01:18:25 »

Granted! However, your sessions take 3 sessions to get out of the bar, and you get to listen to the start up
sequences and checklist every single time they get into a 'mech.

I wish more people were familiar with classic works of literature.

gordie · « **Reply #32 on:** 09 March 2011, 01:23:21 »

Granted, although classic works of literature are now only "Run, Dog, Run"

I wish i could take back my last wish.

Leonard Kerensky · « **Reply #33 on:** 09 March 2011, 04:32:51 »

Quote from: gordie on 09 March 2011, 01:23:21

Granted, although classic works of literature are now only "Run, Dog, Run"

I wish i could take back my last wish.

your wish is Granted! your last wish is canceled out, however now instead of only powergaming, your players engage in a super twinks version of 'can you top this!'.

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #34 on:** 09 March 2011, 06:09:46 »

since no wish was made on the last post

Quote from: Kargush on 08 March 2011, 02:43:26

I wish I had the powers of Superman.

Granted, your now a Daxamite but your main Villian is 'Lead Luthor'

I wish i had Green Lantern Ring

jc.knight · « **Reply #35 on:** 09 March 2011, 06:29:12 »

Granted, however you find yourself displaced to a alternate universe where the light spectrum consists only of yellow.

I wish I had the time and money to do nothing but hunt and fish.

Mattlov · « **Reply #36 on:** 09 March 2011, 07:16:23 »

Granted! You have all the time in the world after you are dunked in the middle of the Pacific to hunt fish.

I wish bananas came in multiple colors.

awclawson · « **Reply #37 on:** 09 March 2011, 08:12:03 »

Only available for your consumption are bananas of multiple colors and they are the best tasting and most addicting. Each one has a different strain and severity of botulism. A couple of those bananas are also a cure for some strains but you have no way of finding out which ones. You do not know any of this info till you eat all the bananas.

I wish for a 5 pound bag of sugar.

Mattlov · « **Reply #38 on:** 09 March 2011, 08:44:38 »

Congratulations! The sugar is being intravenously fed to you through your left arm pit. You experience a level of sugar-shock doctors call "Re-******-diculous, and become diabetic so quickly insulin can't be given to you fast enough. Also, your left butt cheek falls off.

I wish the wish machine didn't break.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #39 on:** 09 March 2011, 09:04:51 »

Your wish is granted. The wish machine doesn't break anymore. Except you don't get a second wish, and therefore nothing else happens.

I wish for time travel, now that the machine isn't broken anymore.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #40 on:** 09 March 2011, 09:50:46 »

Granted, though you can only go back to the French revolution and everyone thinks you are King Louie XVI.

I wish the Lakers never won another championship. ;)

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #41 on:** 09 March 2011, 10:13:31 »

Granted, now the Boston Celtics are the only team that ever wins

I wish for Sport Celebrities to make no more money than i do

VF1LAM · « **Reply #42 on:** 09 March 2011, 12:40:29 »

Your wish is granted.

Except now corporate CEOs make twice as much money.

Guardsman · « **Reply #43 on:** 09 March 2011, 13:58:08 »

I wish the Rim Territories expanded into the entire former Rim Worlds Republic and became an equal to the Great Houses.

Mattlov · « **Reply #44 on:** 09 March 2011, 15:19:54 »

Granted! Now all the Inner Sphere power suck, and get steamrolled by Clan Burrock in under 9 hours.

I wish I wasn't a horrible person.

five_corparty · « **Reply #45 on:** 09 March 2011, 15:34:09 »

Quote from: Mattlov on 09 March 2011, 15:19:54

Granted! Now all the Inner Sphere power suck, and get steamrolled by Clan Burrock in under 9 hours.

I wish I wasn't a horrible person.

Granted- now you're nice, cheery, and get steamrolled by Clan Burrock in under nine hours. (or the equivelent at your place of employment ;)

I wish I had a 2011 mustang- green, please, Mr. Machine-thingy...

Guardsman · « **Reply #46 on:** 09 March 2011, 15:50:35 »

Quote from: five_corparty on 09 March 2011, 15:34:09

Granted- now you're nice, cheery, and get steamrolled by Clan Burrock in under nine hours. (or the equivelent at your place of employment ;)

I wish I had a 2011 mustang- green, please, Mr. Machine-thingy...

Granted. See enclosed photograph.

I wish Firefly got a second season.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #47 on:** 09 March 2011, 16:32:53 »

Your wish is granted, except the series now stars Charlie Sheen. :o

I wish that the original Z ROCK radio network (with programming circa 1991 or 1992) returned to broadcasting in Cincinnati.

Guardsman · « **Reply #48 on:** 09 March 2011, 16:49:02 »

Your wish is granted, except that now it will be broadcast on television, without sound, and will be mimed by Andy Dick.

I wish the Federated Commonwealth reunited.

awclawson · « **Reply #49 on:** 09 March 2011, 17:02:17 »

It does! Now The Federated Commonwealth is so big and powerful that nobody challenges anybody for the fear of total annihilation and all is peaceful....and boring.

I wish I did not have vertigo.

VF1LAM · « **Reply #50 on:** 09 March 2011, 17:13:19 »

Your wish is granted. However, the Federated Commonwealth still controls most of known space.

I wish that FASA would have published my novel in the late 1990s.

Guardsman · « **Reply #51 on:** 09 March 2011, 17:31:40 »

Your wish is granted. It was published in a small run of 50 copies, none of which survived.

I wish Exarch Devlin Stone was really a patriotic Rim Worlds Republican.

gordie · « **Reply #52 on:** 09 March 2011, 22:35:25 »

Your wish is granted, but during the Jihad, The entire Rim Worlds Republic was destroyed by a Giant Black hole machine, created by the Manei Domini to remove the oppression of the Word of Blake and institutes a no-human pact in the rest of the sphere, turning the rest of the sphere into Drone Cyborgs that willingly worship the Toaster in the Skye

I wish for.... MORE GUNS!

Mattlov · « **Reply #53 on:** 09 March 2011, 23:10:35 »

Granted! You now have a NERF arsenal all with broken springs.

I wish there was not tomorrow, only three days from now.

Guardsman · « **Reply #54 on:** 09 March 2011, 23:11:45 »

You wish is granted, although they no longer make ammunition for your guns.

I wish they would make a new Godzilla film.

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #55 on:** 10 March 2011, 00:18:04 »

Wish granted. And the lead role of Godzilla goes to Barney the Dinosaur.

I wish the bubonic plague on obnoxious people.

Guardsman · « **Reply #56 on:** 10 March 2011, 00:51:35 »

Your wish is granted. People Flexo finds obnoxious will get the bubonic plague.

I wish Goal III: Taking on the World didnâ€™t suck the life out of me.

ClarkeMarek · « **Reply #57 on:** 10 March 2011, 01:15:18 »

Wish granted. It doesn't suck the life out of you, because a succubus is busy doing that right now.

I wish for my own apartment.

Guardsman · « **Reply #58 on:** 10 March 2011, 02:56:44 »

Your wish is granted. You now own an apartment play set sized for a Ken doll.

I wish Prince William succeeds Queen Elizabeth II.

Leonard Kerensky · « **Reply #59 on:** 10 March 2011, 03:50:15 »

Quote from: Guardsman on 10 March 2011, 02:56:44

Your wish is granted. You now own an apartment play set sized for a Ken doll.

I wish Prince William succeeds Queen Elizabeth II.

your wish is granted! however, in her will Queen Elizibeth II stipulated that prince william must make all apearances in a zebra costume, wearing a kilt, playing the bag pipes, and dances a hornpipe while balancing three platters on sticks.

i wish that politicians were made to actually SERVE the public good.