Here's a Skippy's list for the Draconis Combine Mustered Soldiery, because why not.
Written by Coordinator Yori Kurita in universe.
When I say 'put the planet to the sword' , I didn't mean it literally.
What, do you think I am Jinjiro?
If you can't understand metaphors, there is not place of honor for you in the DCMS.
If you manage to pull out a victory against overwhelming odds, you can't credit it to 'magic Bushido hands'
CGR-1A9s are useful for melee like 1A1 Chargers. Doing it when the situation calls for ranged firepower is a bad idea.
Chargers and 'Shoryukens' don't mix.
Why yes, a Superheavy 'Mech with a katana is a bad idea...
Yes, we are also canning the idea of Superheavy Mechs with other melee weapons.
Including the one with a 'Goldion Hammer'.
Especially since the Republic of the Sphere proved the limitations of Superheavies such as the Ares.
'Rider Kicks' and jump jets, bad idea.
No, you can't solve your problems with Dragons and Grand Dragons.
They're a fine Mech, yes, but they do have limitations.
Panthers do not look good with cat ears and tails, stop trying to put them on.
Yes, we removed the jump jets on some of our Inner Sphere Standards for additional firepower. Yes, there's a reason for why they are called Bakas.
"In the name of the Draconis Combine, I'll punish you" is not an approved battlecry.
Nor is a seifuku a substitute for your Coolant Suit.
It's a Hatamoto-chi, not a Charger's and Thug's bastard lovechild.
Nor a 'Charger in a samurai costume.'
Yes, we fixed the problem with our Maulers' ejection system. Stop panicking when you are hit in one.
Akumas don't become effective with the phrase 'Die a Thousand Deaths.'
Yes, we do make Atlases.
Painting those Atlases blue to trick the Lyrans into coming closer and blasting a mixture of traditional Japanese music and anime tracks once they approached our Atlases worked once. Don't do that again.
Especially since that LCAF commander involved in this incident was a Social General
