Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 134727 times)

MoparMessiah

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Achoo attempted Full Thrust once.

He lost a hip. 

 :D ;)

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So he's that hip?
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MoparMessiah

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He's hell o hip

Or his hip is hell

One or the other

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 :'(      My hip is hell. My knees are hell. My ankles are hell.
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I heard of Full Thrust.  But i have never played.

I've only played half thrust but it was only half as good as full thrust.
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I've only played half thrust but it was only half as good as full thrust.

Does Quarter Pounder best describe your brain? 

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Does Quarter Pounder best describe your brain?

As long as there is cheese and bacon with that.
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And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^
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And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^
Where you placing these orders? At McWombats?
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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And a supersized side order of completely and utterly fried!   O:-) ;D O0 ^-^

I see Achoo understands the problem

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I work at WalMart. I don't just understand the problem, I live it on a daily basis.
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I work at WalMart. I don't just understand the problem, I live it on a daily basis.

Feel sorry for the people at my Walmart.  Actually I have three Walmarts all 15 minutes from me. 

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Market oversaturation.
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Or the Walmarts are surrounding Mopar's place just biding their time before the attack.
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Are the buildings mechanized?  Like Mobile Structures with hide-way guns?  Big Bolo-Marts?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Or the Walmarts are surrounding Mopar's place just biding their time before the attack.

Hmmm - they could be.  God I hate that place almost as much as Achoo. 

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Uhm, need some clarification. Is it "I hate that place as much as Achoo hates the place" or "I hate that place almost as much as I hate Achoo"?
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

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Could be both?

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No explained if these Walmarts surrounding Mopar's place are mechanized, mobile and apparently armed to assault his place with either firepower or cheap swag at low prices.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Uhm, need some clarification. Is it "I hate that place as much as Achoo hates the place" or "I hate that place almost as much as I hate Achoo"?

The former good Sir, the former.   O0

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I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

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I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

TT
Wait minute, isn't that suppose to be a funpark??
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Well if it was good for the Griswolds, then it is good for me!

 ;D

Now about that European vacation trip, would I be able to find a gullible pretzel girl?  O:-)

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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I love my Wallyworld! One can find discounts in the clearance aisle, even liquor!

Yeah, they had a clearance sticker on a Model 5-Pack... I didn't think it came as any way smaller!

Too bad it twas Sunday!

TT

You in a Blue Law State?


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You in a Blue Law State?
If he is, he properly paints the town Red on Saturday Nights.
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

TT

Alaska?
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Now where have I said what state I live in again?

Oh yeah!

Gencon
500 race
VP Pence's state

TT

The State that has a T-Shirt for sale in the airport gift shop that says "Nothing to do since 1856"  - that State? 

Cause I've been there and it's dudsville

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That might have been the old airport, the new one is across the street!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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There is a few things to do in the state of Pence.   #P


We just cannot talk about them here because they violate the rules.   >:D
If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!

 

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