"What on earth? Wombat, I don't look good in green, at least not green hair" Moments after he got that out he noticed the sink disposal comeing his way. With a string of words, censored for those under the age of 99, he began to run for it.
ACME trauma team alpha, better known at the A- Team arrived moments latter in their black ambulance. After a quick montage involving a lawn mower, two bicycles, a Plasma torch and TIG welder, much fool pitying, and six rolls of duct tape , they launch their monstrosity through the back wall, following it guns blazeing, leaving ShadowRaven laying where he was, in much the same condition as after the maulling.