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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #90 on: 06 April 2013, 12:04:16 »
A joke thread is a failure if Poe's Law isn't fulfilled.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #91 on: 06 April 2013, 12:43:29 »
By the time you railed on your parentage, it sunk in.  I'm still a newb to the board, just not a n00b.

Good on ya.  If it's one thing I've learned on the Internet, it's that reading comprehension and being able to recognize and categorize nonsense as satire is a highly valuable tool for survival.

A joke thread is a failure if Poe's Law isn't fulfilled.

Joke threads are overrated.  Most of the humor in them is far too heavy-handed to be amusing in an intelligent way.  Why not make a thread that's only funny to a select set of people in discrimination? Oops, right, because that's politically incorrect and offensive.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #92 on: 06 April 2013, 12:52:22 »
BTW Youngblood I think your avatar dislocated her jaw.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #93 on: 06 April 2013, 15:08:42 »
BTW Youngblood I think your avatar dislocated her jaw.

I think Cecilia Davion here has a bit more to worry about than a dislocated jaw.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #94 on: 06 April 2013, 15:11:10 »
I think Cecilia Davion here has a bit more to worry about than a dislocated jaw.

WHAT THE FLAPPERJACKS I just noticed what you wrote underneath your avatar.

I chortled a lil'
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #95 on: 06 April 2013, 17:21:00 »
Combined Free Confederated Commonwealth Star League of Suns.

And the colour should be purple ;)

Not a bad name, it actually works, with just one exception:

It needs 'Wolf' somewhere in the name.  There isn't enough factions with a Wolf/canine theme  :-\
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #96 on: 06 April 2013, 17:42:53 »
Not a bad name, it actually works, with just one exception:

It needs 'Wolf' somewhere in the name.  There isn't enough factions with a Wolf/canine theme  :-\

The symbol will be a wolf-headed dragon with steel gauntlets holding a broadsword and a dao, with eagle's wings, against a Cameron Star background.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #97 on: 06 April 2013, 17:47:36 »
Not a bad name, it actually works, with just one exception:

It needs 'Wolf' somewhere in the name.  There isn't enough factions with a Wolf/canine theme  :-\

Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Confederated Wolf has a nice ring to it.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #98 on: 06 April 2013, 17:51:19 »
Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Confederated Wolf has a nice ring to it.

BLECH. I don't like Wolf.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #99 on: 06 April 2013, 18:11:13 »
Which one, the first, the third, or the sixth?

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #100 on: 06 April 2013, 18:26:11 »
Which one, the first, the third, or the sixth?

Can't you just hold the Wolf?
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #101 on: 06 April 2013, 18:32:34 »
Can't you just hold the Wolf?

Sounds like you need a bit of WOLF in your life.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #102 on: 06 April 2013, 23:54:16 »
BLECH. I don't like Wolf.

 ???

How could you not?  Adding Wolf instantly makes things better.

Take, for example, your name:  ColBosch?  More like ColWOLF.  Now we're talking!  8)

Still not convinced?  Mercenary units pushed around in the Third Succession War?  Add in Wolf's Dragoons and BAM!  'Mercs' are now kicking around the Snakes and making the Mariks flee in terror.

Heir to a joke of a nation that's certain to be gobbled back up by the Dracs sooner rather than later?  Slap 'Clan Wolf' on your uniform and suddenly even the Ghost Bears want you to create Bloodnames for you!

Add some Wolf to Arc-Royal and what do you get?  A fortress.  That's what.  Not enough? Now not only are you feared by your very own Archon, but  everyone that's somebody in the Inner Sphere wants to meet eachother on your planet to discuss how to take out Blakists.

Crusader Clans lacking? Add a (Crusader) Clan Wolf to the mix, and the Star League is coming to you in the Kerensky Cluster instead of the other way around.

Speaking of the Kerensky Cluster, what happens when Clan Wolf left it?  We don't know.  They're still hiding.

Why are the Jade Falcons so angry?  They don't have enough Wolf.

Clearly, you just need more Wolf in your life.  ^-^


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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #103 on: 07 April 2013, 02:49:07 »
Impressive list, sir, but I would like to remind you that I'm the ****** ColBosch.

Why is Wolf so badass? Because they want to be like me. Why haven't they reached Earth yet? Because I'm here, and I. Don't. Like. Wolf.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #104 on: 07 April 2013, 10:18:41 »
Impressive list, sir, but I would like to remind you that I'm the ****** ColBosch.

Why is Wolf so badass? Because they want to be like me. Why haven't they reached Earth yet? Because I'm here, and I. Don't. Like. Wolf.

Compelling argument. With the release of the new era report, though, I think this is worth mentioning:

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLFWOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF

Seriously, though, they way the Wolves were presented in the new books was pretty interesting. Spoilers, ofc.

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF!!!

WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF!!

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #105 on: 07 April 2013, 11:46:53 »
How many minutes did it actually take you to construct that post?

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #106 on: 07 April 2013, 11:56:10 »
How many minutes did it actually take you to construct that post?

If more than none, too many.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #107 on: 07 April 2013, 12:03:50 »
My copy-paster was broken, it took me the better part of two days. Consider it a long-term investment.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #108 on: 07 April 2013, 12:06:43 »
Oh.  I was afraid you were actually an intelligent computer program floating around in the Tron zone of these forums.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #109 on: 07 April 2013, 20:12:00 »
The symbol will be a wolf-headed dragon with steel gauntlets holding a broadsword and a dao, with eagle's wings, against a Cameron Star background.

Shame Hikage Maru is AFK due to life pressures - I'd totally break my no-sig-picture rule for that userbar.
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« Reply #110 on: 07 April 2013, 20:24:13 »
Good on ya.  If it's one thing I've learned on the Internet, it's that reading comprehension and being able to recognize and categorize nonsense as satire is a highly valuable tool for survival.

...and getting a little better every day, hopefully. 

As for the OP, the tone was utterly convincing in the first couple paragraphs.  And it worked, you stirred up a lot of folks either way. 

I still remember covering Swift in class - HS and college.  Even in the latter, you'll get a few people from time to time that don't know if they should be outraged by A Modest Proposal or not. 
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #111 on: 07 April 2013, 20:54:17 »
For years, I've floated speculative work ideas under the subject/title "A modest proposal ...", and only once has anyone ever given me a funny look about it.  ::)
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #112 on: 07 April 2013, 21:06:47 »
There may or may not have been some tiny shred of real dissatisfaction that sparked the motivation to spawn such a grand outburst of mockery as the OP.  Perhaps not at the same targets the post attempts to rail against, but we're all driven by something sometimes.  Can you tell I hate nerds?

Also, riddle me this.  What do you call a person who partakes in the same make-believe for twenty years, and for all those twenty years, feels that his or her own make-believe is corrupted against himself or herself?  What sorts of factors can keep such a person at this for two decades?  I mean, I can't even imagine where I'll be or what kind of things I will like six months from now.

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« Reply #113 on: 07 April 2013, 21:15:34 »
Also, riddle me this.  What do you call a person who partakes in the same make-believe for twenty years, and for all those twenty years, feels that his or her own make-believe is corrupted against himself or herself?  What sorts of factors can keep such a person at this for two decades

Comic book fans?

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #114 on: 07 April 2013, 21:34:55 »
He's talking about the drug that is Battletech.

Been an addict to it going on oh, 20+ years. I'm 39 now.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #115 on: 07 April 2013, 22:31:27 »
I can understand liking something despite its faults.  But when the only thing one knows to post on the forum is lamentation at some kind of real or imagined grudge being held against a space robot country he or she has excess personal investment in, isn't that sort of like voluntarily choosing to live with diabetes?  Don't answer that, I meant for this to be rhetorical so nobody can argue against me, I am the best worst forum user.

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #116 on: 07 April 2013, 22:34:12 »
Oh Youngblood, I [RESCINDED BY ORDER OF MY LAWYER] you. Never change.
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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #117 on: 07 April 2013, 22:49:58 »
Oh Youngblood, I love you. Never change.

I once warned a poster against his sentiment when he told me that "I feel you".  I consider that to be sexual harassment.

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GreekFire

Name: Greek Fire
Title: Hoodrat


Youngblood

Name: Youngblood
Title: Filthy Capellan Scum

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truetanker
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Ian Sharpe
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Youngblood

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Re: Goodbye, Capella. Goodbye, BattleTech.
« Reply #119 on: 08 April 2013, 06:41:26 »
Please let me see the children at least every month or so.  It's the least I can do for them.

 

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