I've used these before, but...
Good Idea: Performing a Highlander burial.
*A Capellan Locust is seen doing a scouting run in a canyon. 100 feet above, a Highlander watches. As soon as the Locust pilot gets under the cliff, the Highlander comes down, jets engaged, and smashes the Locust into a biscuit*
Bad Idea: Performing an Urbanmech burial.
*In an open field, a Davion Urbanmech engages a Kuritan Atlas at close range. The Urbanmech engages his jump jets, but try as he might, he fails to clear the Atlas. Indeed, before he gets halfway up, the Kuritan's Atlas grabs the poor little Urbanmech and smashing it on its head like a beer can. In fact, the resulting damage is about the same: Atlas unscathed, Urbanmech crunched into a Mech biscuit*
Good Idea: Throwing a penny into a wishing well.
*A mercenary in the employee of the LC walks by a wishing well. Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a penny that he got as change when he worked for the FWL. He throws it into the well, wishing for good luck and fortune.*
Bad Idea: Throwing Star Commander Penny into a wishing well.
*A Draconis Combine MechWarrior walks past a well with Star Commander Penny, an aerospace pilot from Clan Nova Cat, being drug behind him. He proceeds to throw her into the well, and watches as she falls to certain death. Unfortunately, this is 3053, and the planet this occurs on is under Clan Nova Cat control, long before they make peace with the Combine. Unbeknownst to him, Point Commander Michelle, an Elemental with Clan Nova Cat, sees what the "dezgra freebirth" does, sneaks up behind the Combine MechWarrior, and taps him on the shoulder. The MechWarrior turns around, looks up, and is stunned by the 7 foot tall muscular Elemental staring at him. Point Commander Michelle picks up the Combine warrior by the uniform, then proceeds to throw him down the well, wishing that her actions wind up in her codex in hopes that one day, she may win a Bloodname.*
The End!
