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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #30 on: 09 December 2012, 08:21:50 »
You might be a Lyran if you ever worked out at a Scandinavian health club or on a NordicFlex in the basement.

Or would that make you Rasalhagian?
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #31 on: 05 February 2013, 14:46:41 »
You might be a Lyran...




...if this is the Mech you would like to ride.





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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #32 on: 05 February 2013, 14:56:21 »
That's the most beautiful Lyran mech I've ever seen.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #33 on: 06 February 2013, 05:07:57 »
Then you might have a small Lyran inside you!

(I´d say somewhere in your bowels. You see, you can get infected pretty easily. Just touching the wrong doorknob suffices to have that ugly little parasite nesting in your intestines.)
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #34 on: 06 February 2013, 05:25:41 »
You might be Lyran if... You don't think it's a real mech unless it has an UAC/20 or a HGR.

Done it with the Shadow Hawk, Wolverine and Griffin. Working on the Phoenix Hawk... 8)

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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #35 on: 08 February 2013, 06:50:49 »
You Might be a Lyran, if you consider to sacrifice a battalion or two to move your front bar a few inches towards your enemy's capital.

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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #36 on: 09 April 2013, 08:33:48 »
You might be a Lyran if. . . .

You consider the Devastator a 'heavy trooper'
. . .And the Zeus a 'trooper'

You sleep with the 3055 and 3058 TRO under your pillow.

If you want to take a MASH unit in a campaign, just to convert it into a field mobile officers bar.  (surely I should get some kind of morale/piloting bonus from that!)

You tried to build a three long tom mech in Solaris Skunkworks for 'direct fire support at medium to long ranges'

You the applied experimental tech to that mech and it STILL didn't work.

You have more medals than rounds of ammo in your bins.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #37 on: 17 April 2013, 12:47:05 »
The Zeus is a trooper...

 If you have the regiment fire their autocannons in time with the 1812 overture while drinking cognac and smoking a fine cigar at a masquerade ball.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #38 on: 17 April 2013, 16:23:50 »
If you've ever attempted to mod a Mjolnir's mace into a stein.

If you want rules for Unicron so you can finally have a decent low end Medium 'Mech.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #39 on: 21 April 2013, 18:15:54 »
You want a Long Tom Mobile Rifle System that can be carried concealed.

You are the type of Social General who likes beer and blonde-haired bikini babes.  [NOT Canopian Catgirls]

You want to upgrade your bug 'Mechs to Wolfhounds and Phoenix Hawks, which you still consider low-end light 'Mechs.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #40 on: 21 April 2013, 20:20:15 »
You might NOT be a Lyran if you call Wolfhounds and Phoenix Hawks "low-end light mechs," as opposed to REAL low-end light mechs, like Awesomes and Zeuses.
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #41 on: 21 April 2013, 21:15:29 »
You might be a Lyran if. . . .


You tried to build a three long tom mech in Solaris Skunkworks for 'direct fire support at medium to long ranges'


for giggles I was able to do a king crab with 2 LT Cannon, 4 tons ammo, 14 Dbl sinks and 25.5 tons of hardened armor :-)
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #42 on: 21 April 2013, 21:27:14 »
You might NOT be a Lyran if you call Wolfhounds and Phoenix Hawks "low-end light mechs," as opposed to REAL low-end light mechs, like Awesomes and Zeuses.

 Neither are low end lights. One is a top end light and one is a low end medium...
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Re: You Might be a Lyran if...
« Reply #43 on: 22 April 2013, 07:55:40 »
Okay, Warhammers and Crusaders then.
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