[Keifer] The following events take place between 26 December, 2010 and 24 December, 2011. Events take place in something we will pretend vaguely resembles real-time. [/Keifer]
Let the record show that I, GreenDragon, do attest, upon the Unfinished Book and upon pain of Death, that the following is a true and factual accounting. Firstly, due to some problems in upper-echelon communications, the Escort mission that should have occurred on the night of 24 December, 2010 was never launched. As a resort Red Sleigh One was shot down by enemy operatives over Northern Canada, and Fat Man was declared MIA.
It was at this point that several individuals, repsresenting various nations and Forum Sub-boards, did undertake an unathorized rescue op. We located the crash site, and came under fire. Clearly the enemy had extensive, previously undocumented, artillery assets.
Fat Man, and his Bag were located. And the extraction was imminent. Then Fat Man turned on us. The Enemy have turned him. Worse, in the wake of the Forum Collapse, he got away. Fat Man could be anywhere, on any planet or dimension, plotting absolute mayhem for next Xmas. At this moment, we have 11 months to locate him and prevent the enemy from co-opting the holiday entirely.