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BattleTech Player Boards => BattleTech Roleplaying => MechWarrior Hall => Topic started by: firewyrm on 15 April 2011, 20:05:09
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Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say
on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you
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Seen on an AWS-9Q
"Now with 33% more Awesome!"
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I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."
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On the back of my mech?
"If you can read this... nuts!" #P
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"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"
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On an Archer:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
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on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook
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That's easy!
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)
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Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"
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On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.
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Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:
"Now, its Miller Time"
For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):
"Reach out and touch someone"
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I can just picture a few :
"If you can read this, you're in firing range"
"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"
"EXTERMINATE!"
"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"
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That's easy!
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)
Beat me to it.
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MechWarriors do it in cockpits.
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On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"
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fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at
on the back of a locust
speed the only way to avoid being hit
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"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"
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Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.
"If you can read this, you're too close."
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On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!
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On your favorite flashbulb mech........
"Say Cheese!!!"
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"This mech survived Tukiyyad"
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"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"
On the tip of the barrel of my AC/20
"If you can read this...it's too late"
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"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."
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Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!" :D
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On an Archer:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
Actually, I'd expect an Archer to have (on the launcher covers) "close OPEN cover before striking"
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on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little
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On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."
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On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!
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Will break for vision quests.
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On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.
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on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little
I have a picture of a Glock pistol that has "Smile Wait for Flash" enscribed around the very end of the business end of its barrel... ;D
Ruger
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That's easy!
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)
that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers ;D
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Back off jack, I'm not that kind of Mech.
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AFFS: Liberating Capellans since 2317.
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"Succession Happens"
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Anything with ye olde maligned UAC/5:
"Oh, yeah? Well, MY autocannon has a 'vibrate' setting!"
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fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at
Here's a direct link to the full sized version...
http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7 (http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7)
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One firestarter: Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.
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on a thor mech
was in a Linkin Park music video
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The old school 'phallic' Mackie: why yes, that IS a gun in my pants....
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I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."
Love this.
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Not a mech but on my Hetzer, "Quality is Job One."
On a Champion, "My other job is a forklift."
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An oldy but goodie, i would have a big smiley face that says “have a nice day!”
Considering the ideal situation of those seeing it is after they have been gunned down...
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Since this thread got revived:
One firestarter: Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.
On a Firestarter: Only I Can Prevent Forests.
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I always have the right of way
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Have Gauss, Will Travel.
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AaaaAAAaaAAAaah
THUNDER! - AC/DC
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AFFS: Liberating Capellans since 2317.
yes please, one dozen for other cars please
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How about the old
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading
Or updated to
I'm venting heat!
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On any unit with TAG...
" TAG yer IT! "
or
" Wait for it, wait for it... bye-bye! "
TT
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From the artist formerly known as Nova Cat
https://orig00.deviantart.net/0125/f/2015/220/a/1/overkill_by_novacattrueborn-d94uk2m.jpg
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Baby on Board, please drive carefully.
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that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers ;D
That's just mean. I thought the Dragoons denied stepping on Waco Jr.?
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I want some of these for my car.
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Free Worlds League: We put the "un" in unity.
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"Vehicle makes frequent jumps!"
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C:-)
Guys, this is a fun thread, but remember the forum rules about proper conduct.
Keep the suggestions PG-13 and appropriate for people of a variety of ages.
C:-)
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On the back of a Stinger: "My other mech is real"
On the back of an Atlas: "Did the earth move for you darling"
On the back of an UrbanMech: "This is a bollard, please ignore."
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On an Archer:
"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"
Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...
I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.
[edited to make more pg-13ish]
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On a Warhawk Prime
If you can read this I've made a mistake
On a King Crab
If you can read this you've made a mistake.
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On a Hussar:
"I brake for no one!"
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"yUm jaM!"
"mY liFE iS PaIn!"
"WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?"
On any Protomech with a magnetic clamp: "World's Largest Refrigerator Magnet."
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I've painted a red cross hair on my Fleas back before.
But try these:
Look Ma, I stood up! on a Fafnir.
Hot Stuff! found on a Liao 'Hammer.
TT
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yes please, one dozen for other cars please
I agree ...
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I've never made bumper sticker before with graphics. So forgive me for having not so good of a image.
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4646.0;attach=46824)
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Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"
I think that would be FAR more appropriate on Victor's Direwolf, hehe.
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For a Balius: "Clantech is Magic"
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Not "Firepower is Magic"?
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On the back of a Phoenix Hawk:
"YOU CAN"T SEE ME!"
with John Cena hand wave
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Bumper sticker for a Ares Superheavy Tripod
"You call that a BATTLEMECH?"
"This is a BATTLEMECH"
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Bumper Sticker on the back of a Tripod Superheavy:
Ack ack? Ack ack!
TT
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Hmmm maybe this...
(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4646.0;attach=54716)
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MAXIM 43
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MAXIM 43
Excellent choice!