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The Mighty ACHOO
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GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1290 on:
16 July 2018, 11:43:44 »
It isn't mine. It is something that Wombat stole. I don't know where Wombat got it. I don't know how Wombat got it there. I don't touch it.
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Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1291 on:
16 July 2018, 19:24:46 »
Well your parking the thing in orbit. So you must have "borrowed" it from him. Since he's properly slumbering in a lost pair pants you yet to find on that orbiting (wannabe) death star.
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
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The Mighty ACHOO
Major
Posts: 5714
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1292 on:
22 July 2018, 22:53:25 »
I think you are more confused than normal here. The steam train parked behind the bar was stolen (probably) by Wombat. The bar itself I sort of took over from people who had been running it and just...….vanished. :thumbsup:
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truetanker
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9952
Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1293 on:
23 July 2018, 16:37:46 »
I'll put my technical ablilties online for this adventure, promise that there'll be booze and boo..ms, yeah booms, and I'll be there!
TT
Holding a large firecracker lit, waiting to go Booms!
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Khan
,
Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.
~
Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty
O0 ~
Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force. I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have
:D ~
Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~
Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016
Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1294 on:
23 July 2018, 20:12:36 »
I'm sure Wombat was flying around in one these things.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Drewbacca
Major
Posts: 3441
What could have been...
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1295 on:
24 July 2018, 14:02:41 »
Wait, weren't we talking abot a mission?
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truetanker
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9952
Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1296 on:
24 July 2018, 15:34:03 »
I'd be glad to run a chara, what setting, tech, old skool stuff or newer?
TT
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Khan
,
Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.
~
Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty
O0 ~
Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force. I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have
:D ~
Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~
Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016
Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1297 on:
24 July 2018, 18:15:16 »
It's possible, depends if who going run it. I'd hope it be mighty Achoo, the shapechanging sneezer.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The Mighty ACHOO
Major
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GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1298 on:
06 August 2018, 00:36:05 »
I honestly don't have the time. :(
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Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1299 on:
06 August 2018, 07:14:02 »
What...can't you do a time share? Borrow? steal...
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The Mighty ACHOO
Major
Posts: 5714
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1300 on:
08 August 2018, 22:10:19 »
I work full time at Walmart. Which means a variable time schedule.
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Wombat
Captain
Posts: 2351
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1301 on:
21 February 2019, 22:24:13 »
[Wombat waddles in carrying a small thermal detonator in his mouth. His fur seems to be wearing thin around the edges and he has a large grease spot on his belly. Probably better you don't ask. Curiously enough, his diaper appears to be recently changed. Wombat circles the floor a few times and sits down. He begins gnawing on the thermal detonator...]
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"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage
Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1302 on:
22 February 2019, 06:41:16 »
Tanker! Head to the shelter! Wombat got into Achoo "secret" stash of explosives!
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Drewbacca
Major
Posts: 3441
What could have been...
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1303 on:
22 February 2019, 10:04:12 »
Wombat, how many times do I have to tell you.... you use the nutcracker on those.
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BirdofPrey
Major
Posts: 4118
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1304 on:
22 February 2019, 11:27:43 »
A pile of grenades in one of the booths isn't what I would call secret.
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Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1305 on:
23 February 2019, 07:33:08 »
Quote from: BirdofPrey on 22 February 2019, 11:27:43
A pile of grenades in one of the booths isn't what I would call secret.
It had sticky note on it that said
"secret, my stuff"
on it in red-pink marker .
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Last Edit: 23 February 2019, 15:49:11 by Wrangler
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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truetanker
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9952
Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1306 on:
23 February 2019, 13:07:08 »
Ahhh... look at the Lil fella gnawing away...
TT
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Khan
,
Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.
~
Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty
O0 ~
Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force. I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have
:D ~
Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~
Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016
Wombat
Captain
Posts: 2351
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1307 on:
27 February 2019, 19:54:17 »
"...tastes like chicken. Although it sounds a bit like a baby snake, what with that hissing noise."
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"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong
"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage
Sharpnel
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Posts: 13414
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1308 on:
27 February 2019, 20:05:03 »
The hissing noise? Oh that's just a fuse for the bomb.
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Wrangler
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Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1309 on:
27 February 2019, 20:51:38 »
Properly snakes. Snakes in a Bar vs Snakes on a plane.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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The Mighty ACHOO
Major
Posts: 5714
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1310 on:
01 March 2019, 00:11:06 »
Meanwhile the Might Achoo, master of whatever he is master of, is bravely hiding, er, observing events in the bar from afar, uhm, a place of better observation. Yeah, that's the ticket!
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If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked and the doors open the wrong way. Oh, and the doors are trapped!
Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1311 on:
01 March 2019, 00:36:53 »
That's good for you achoo, who seems to having a Wombat hiding right next to you with one those Illudium PU-36 with sparks coming from it's wick.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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Wombat
Captain
Posts: 2351
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1312 on:
01 March 2019, 03:50:57 »
[The thing is, Wombat never considered who made the marsupial-pouch inside the inner-lining of Achoo's suit, although one really should check
anything
that has an ACME
TM
logo on it; but Wombat simply nods at the captions below reading this for the viewer and goes back to gnawing on the detonator of the explosive in his mouth inside the marsupial pouch inside the inner-lining of Achoo's suit.]
(nothing bad every happens under these circumstances**)
**probably.
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"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong
"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage
truetanker
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9952
Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1313 on:
01 March 2019, 08:49:25 »
You look fat Achoo... what with that extra belt of jiggle your carrying around.
And it seems to be hissing too...
TT
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Khan
,
Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.
~
Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty
O0 ~
Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force. I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have
:D ~
Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~
Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016
The Mighty ACHOO
Major
Posts: 5714
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1314 on:
05 March 2019, 23:11:59 »
Nope. My emergency airbag went off and is deflating embarrassingly......dang it!
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BirdofPrey
Major
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Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1315 on:
06 March 2019, 01:44:26 »
Is Achoo once again about to be defeated by sharp corners?
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Wrangler
Colonel
Posts: 25036
Dang it!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1316 on:
06 March 2019, 12:03:33 »
I guess he been cornered.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs. We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants
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truetanker
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 9952
Clan Hells Horses 666th Mech. Assualt Cluster
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1317 on:
06 March 2019, 14:46:45 »
Ladies and Mechwarriors..
In this corner, weighing in 100 kgs, covered in blue fur and with a mean streak a inch long... WOOooMMmmBAAaaT!
And in his own little paradise corner, weighing 180 kg, just shy of 181... colour me pink (gasp!) it's The Mighty Achoo!
Let's get ready to RRrrummblllle!
TT
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Khan
,
Clan Iron Dolphin
Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.
~
Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty
O0 ~
Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force. I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have
:D ~
Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~
Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016
The Mighty ACHOO
Major
Posts: 5714
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1318 on:
07 March 2019, 22:46:32 »
If Wombat starts rumbling we are all in trouble. That means he has gotten into the Chili Inferno IIC again......
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BirdofPrey
Major
Posts: 4118
Re: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed
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Reply #1319 on:
08 March 2019, 00:10:36 »
Isn't the blue menace ALWAYS into the Chili Inferno IIC?
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