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Title: bumper stickers
Post by: firewyrm on 15 April 2011, 21:05:09
Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say

on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: LordChaos on 15 April 2011, 21:22:04
Seen on an AWS-9Q

"Now with 33% more Awesome!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: willydstyle on 15 April 2011, 21:36:19
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: SteelRaven on 15 April 2011, 21:38:16
On the back of my mech?

"If you can read this... nuts!" #P
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Kotetsu on 15 April 2011, 21:48:48
"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Lyran Archer on 15 April 2011, 21:59:43
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: firewyrm on 15 April 2011, 22:50:44
on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: fuzzychief on 16 April 2011, 00:01:09
That's easy!

(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Libertadkrieger on 16 April 2011, 02:16:52
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 April 2011, 02:56:23
On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: rlbell on 16 April 2011, 03:43:15
Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:

"Now, its Miller Time"

For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):

"Reach out and touch someone"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Jamil Nate on 16 April 2011, 04:24:24
I can just picture a few :

"If you can read this, you're in firing range"

"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: shivanwurm on 16 April 2011, 04:30:42
That's easy!

(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)

Beat me to it.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: thepromethean83 on 16 April 2011, 06:43:01
MechWarriors do it in cockpits.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: A. Lurker on 16 April 2011, 06:52:35
On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: firewyrm on 16 April 2011, 08:18:57
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at


on the back of a locust
speed the only way to avoid being hit
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: RedMarauder on 16 April 2011, 09:11:14
"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: The_Livewire on 16 April 2011, 09:18:50
Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.

"If you can read this, you're too close."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Greyhind on 16 April 2011, 09:22:23
On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Aerohead on 16 April 2011, 10:15:51
On your favorite flashbulb mech........

"Say Cheese!!!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: EXO-3DK on 16 April 2011, 10:39:40
"This mech survived Tukiyyad"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: EXO-3DK on 16 April 2011, 10:47:29
"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"

On the tip of the barrel of my AC/20
"If you can read this...it's too late"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: A. Lurker on 16 April 2011, 10:53:16
"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Fallen_Raven on 16 April 2011, 11:04:59
Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!" :D
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: LordChaos on 16 April 2011, 14:16:52
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

Actually, I'd expect an Archer to have (on the launcher covers) "close OPEN cover before striking"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: firewyrm on 16 April 2011, 17:53:51
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Kotetsu on 16 April 2011, 17:58:39
On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 April 2011, 18:19:13
On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Pa Weasley on 16 April 2011, 18:27:29
Will break for vision quests.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 16 April 2011, 18:32:34
On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Ruger on 16 April 2011, 19:38:38
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

I have a picture of a Glock pistol that has "Smile Wait for Flash" enscribed around the very end of the business end of its barrel...  ;D

Ruger
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Grim_Reaper on 16 April 2011, 19:53:59
That's easy!

(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd262/fuzzychief/link%20images/avatars/novacat1.jpg)
that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Sweet Daddy on 16 April 2011, 23:30:25
Back off jack, I'm not that kind of Mech.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: nerd on 17 April 2011, 00:23:49
AFFS:  Liberating Capellans since 2317.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: sketchesofpayne on 17 April 2011, 02:27:03
"Succession Happens"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: A. Lurker on 17 April 2011, 04:34:46
Anything with ye olde maligned UAC/5:

"Oh, yeah? Well, MY autocannon has a 'vibrate' setting!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: fuzzychief on 17 April 2011, 08:46:16
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at

Here's a direct link to the full sized version...

http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7 (http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7)
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Demon55 on 17 April 2011, 14:55:39
One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: firewyrm on 17 April 2011, 17:26:07
on a thor mech
was  in a Linkin Park music video
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: greatsarcasmo on 17 April 2011, 17:31:44
The old school 'phallic' Mackie: why yes, that IS a gun in my pants....
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Archer_Wirth on 20 May 2018, 15:50:49
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

Love this.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Drewbacca on 20 May 2018, 15:59:07
Not a mech but on my Hetzer, "Quality is Job One."

On a Champion, "My other job is a forklift."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: JPArbiter on 20 May 2018, 16:03:10
An oldy but goodie, i would have a big smiley face that says “have a nice day!”

Considering the ideal situation of those seeing it is after they have been gunned down...
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 May 2018, 16:06:15
Since this thread got revived:

One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

On a Firestarter: Only I Can Prevent Forests.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Sartris on 20 May 2018, 16:10:41
I always have the right of way
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Drewbacca on 20 May 2018, 16:16:01
Have Gauss, Will Travel.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Charistoph on 20 May 2018, 17:17:53
AaaaAAAaaAAAaah
THUNDER! - AC/DC
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: David CGB on 20 May 2018, 17:34:11
AFFS:  Liberating Capellans since 2317.
yes please, one dozen for other cars please
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Iceweb on 20 May 2018, 18:31:09
How about the old
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading 

Or updated to
I'm venting heat!
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: truetanker on 20 May 2018, 20:47:53
On any unit with TAG...

" TAG yer IT! "

or

" Wait for it, wait for it... bye-bye! "

TT
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: SteelRaven on 20 May 2018, 21:01:45
From the artist formerly known as Nova Cat
https://orig00.deviantart.net/0125/f/2015/220/a/1/overkill_by_novacattrueborn-d94uk2m.jpg
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Straw Boss on 20 May 2018, 21:06:24
Baby on Board, please drive carefully.

Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Nastyogre on 20 May 2018, 21:24:03
that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D

That's just mean. I thought the Dragoons denied stepping on Waco Jr.?
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: I am Belch II on 20 May 2018, 21:32:21
I want some of these for my car.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 May 2018, 21:48:07
Free Worlds League: We put the "un" in unity.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Fallen_Raven on 28 June 2018, 09:41:40
"Vehicle makes frequent jumps!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: ActionButler on 29 June 2018, 08:08:51
C:-)
Guys, this is a fun thread, but remember the forum rules about proper conduct.
Keep the suggestions PG-13 and appropriate for people of a variety of ages.
C:-)
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Von Jankmon on 29 June 2018, 21:21:20
On the back of a Stinger:  "My other mech is real"

On the back of an Atlas:  "Did the earth move for you darling"

On the back of an UrbanMech:  "This is a bollard, please ignore."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Wolf72 on 30 June 2018, 00:19:00
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"

Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...

I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.

[edited to make more pg-13ish]
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: marauder648 on 30 June 2018, 00:19:15
On a Warhawk Prime

If you can read this I've made a mistake

On a King Crab

If you can read this you've made a mistake.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Valkerie on 30 June 2018, 01:28:57
On a Hussar:

"I brake for no one!"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 30 June 2018, 01:33:28
"yUm jaM!"
"mY liFE iS PaIn!"
"WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?"


On any Protomech with a magnetic clamp: "World's Largest Refrigerator Magnet."
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: truetanker on 30 June 2018, 14:38:19
I've painted a red cross hair on my Fleas back before.

But try these:

Look Ma, I stood up! on a Fafnir.

Hot Stuff! found on a Liao 'Hammer.

TT
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Highball on 02 July 2018, 14:46:19
yes please, one dozen for other cars please

I agree ...

Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Wrangler on 12 July 2018, 22:52:54
I've never made bumper sticker before with graphics. So forgive me for having not so good of a image.

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4646.0;attach=46824)
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Hellraiser on 16 July 2018, 11:18:36
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

I think that would be FAR more appropriate on Victor's Direwolf, hehe.
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Fallen_Raven on 23 July 2018, 20:18:43
For a Balius: "Clantech is Magic"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 23 July 2018, 20:30:15
Not "Firepower is Magic"?
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: FedRatCowboy on 17 September 2019, 21:04:24
On the back of a Phoenix Hawk:

"YOU CAN"T SEE ME!"

with John Cena hand wave
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Wrangler on 18 September 2019, 20:58:14
Bumper sticker for a Ares Superheavy Tripod
"You call that a BATTLEMECH?"
"This is a BATTLEMECH"
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: truetanker on 18 September 2019, 21:07:25
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Tripod Superheavy:

Ack ack? Ack ack!

TT
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Wrangler on 18 September 2019, 21:22:42
Hmmm maybe this...

(https://bg.battletech.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=4646.0;attach=54716)
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: The Mighty ACHOO on 19 September 2019, 17:23:29
MAXIM 43
Title: Re: bumper stickers
Post by: Simon Landmine on 19 September 2019, 19:15:43
MAXIM 43

Excellent choice!