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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #60 on: 19 January 2012, 13:58:40 »
I cannot allow my unit's Dr. Aikenhead to treat headaches with a sledgehammer.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #61 on: 19 January 2012, 14:04:53 »
It doesn't matter if the ratings were great. NOBODY is allowed to guest-star on a local cooking show while wearing a battlesuit.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #62 on: 19 January 2012, 14:52:46 »
But I was totally going to teach people how to grill using a Salamander's flamers.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #63 on: 19 January 2012, 15:41:45 »
...you must grill like my father does...
"Thanks to Megamek, I can finally play BattleTech the way it was meant to be played--pantsless!"   -Neko Bijin
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #64 on: 19 January 2012, 19:41:47 »
I cannot allow my unit's Dr. Aikenhead to treat headaches with a sledgehammer.

I thought that was the Sledge-O-Matic health care proceedure for Elementals.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #65 on: 19 January 2012, 20:14:34 »
No, they use sledgehammers to do back adjustments on Elementals, not treat headaches.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #66 on: 20 January 2012, 15:12:12 »
I cannot create a one-woman wail as background music for an atrocity by burning down said woman's house with her extended family locked inside.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #67 on: 21 January 2012, 03:27:43 »
yeah, the acoustics are just way off, and she can never remember the lines....
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #68 on: 21 January 2012, 16:01:38 »
I'm not allowed to make a Jinggau pilot named Rob Halford.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #69 on: 23 January 2012, 20:20:41 »
I cannot attempt to create a totalitarian utopia on a planet after toppling the government.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #70 on: 23 January 2012, 21:47:13 »
I cannot attempt to create a totalitarian utopia on a planet after toppling the government.

Well, you can. In fact, you can do it to a whole bunch of worlds! Provided your name is Devlin Stone
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #71 on: 25 January 2012, 02:40:29 »
I'm not allowed to order my troops to burn a city just because I think the downtown district needs better nighttime illumination.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #72 on: 25 January 2012, 03:23:08 »
I'm not allowed to order my troops to burn a city just because I think the downtown district needs better nighttime illumination.

Of course not! That is what incendiary arrow IVs are for!
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #73 on: 25 January 2012, 18:46:26 »
I cannot use anything derived from an Eargesplitten Loudenboomer.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #74 on: 27 January 2012, 00:36:02 »
I can not find my boss in violation of Article ID-10-T.

He honestly didn't get it.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #75 on: 27 January 2012, 01:10:20 »
Well, that joke is a little easier to pick up on if you read it instead of hear it.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #76 on: 28 January 2012, 20:31:47 »
I cannot use the .50 BMG less lethal rounds again.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #77 on: 30 January 2012, 11:36:26 »
VLS is not an authorized method for the delivery of Girl Scouts anymore.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #78 on: 30 January 2012, 17:17:48 »
THV rounds are again off-limits to me.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #79 on: 02 February 2012, 00:59:12 »
I cannot use "Sim Broadway" as theme music for a combat sequence again.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #80 on: 02 February 2012, 01:08:20 »
I'm not allowed to use Davy Crockett rounds for precision strikes against single mechs.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #81 on: 03 February 2012, 00:17:22 »
I cannot load infantry into a bomb bay under the guise of air dropping mines. (The insurance adjusters demand that I be banned from the airfield for life.)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #82 on: 05 February 2012, 22:53:24 »
Can no longer ask where the top half of the Jenner went... again; nor am I allowed to paint it pink and purple.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #83 on: 07 February 2012, 09:19:25 »
Can not fire off all my flares at the enemy right in front of me without warning the rest of my squad first, again.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #84 on: 07 February 2012, 13:37:18 »
I am no longer allowed to call the NBC team to the mess hall for tuna casserole night. However the medics are on speed dial.

As a side note, cleaning latrines is not a violation of my rights, and the Red Cross invetigates POW camps not barracks.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #85 on: 09 February 2012, 22:00:00 »
I cannot use the medics as plaguebearers.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #86 on: 10 February 2012, 05:42:00 »
I cannot use the medics as plaguebearers.

*takes notes* Really? It sounds like such a good idea!
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #87 on: 11 February 2012, 11:32:46 »
I cannot cook my meals on the heat shield on one of the weapon squad's GPMGs.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #88 on: 12 February 2012, 02:01:57 »
Necromancy is frowned upon... even if the cause of death was "friendly fire"


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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #89 on: 15 February 2012, 22:35:45 »
I cannot deploy my company's snipers for PR purposes by having them target the local revenue service offices.
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