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Falchion

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #30 on: 28 December 2011, 15:54:37 »
The officers' quarters are now strictly off limits for anyone bearing gifts of live rabbits and prunes.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #31 on: 28 December 2011, 17:39:09 »
I am nolonger allowed to play with fire,  knives, or the video remote
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then, in Vengeance name
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #32 on: 29 December 2011, 15:33:57 »
I cannot create a "Meat Baby" as the centerpiece of a meal.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #33 on: 29 December 2011, 15:47:58 »
I will no longer attempt to break up an argument between 2 women at work. An impossing physical stature means nothing when confronted with 2 pairs of 'laser beam eyes'.  #P

-Gunz
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #34 on: 29 December 2011, 19:37:19 »
I will no longer attempt to break up an argument between 2 women at work. An impossing physical stature means nothing when confronted with 2 pairs of 'laser beam eyes'.  #P

-Gunz
You're a braver man than I , MG

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #35 on: 29 December 2011, 19:50:14 »
I will no longer attempt to break up an argument between 2 women at work. An imposing physical stature means nothing when confronted with 2 pairs of 'laser beam eyes'.  #P

-Gunz
no resistance to 'the Look' i take it? (doesn't work on me for some reason)


I will not EVER attempt to date someone crazier than myself.Again.
I have, only difference was the 'Y' cromazone


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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #36 on: 30 December 2011, 01:45:02 »
I will stop trying to rob banks in order to fund Internet start-up businesses centered around marketing Cthullu plushies.

(There is a reason I'm not allowed to run CYberpunk anymore.)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #37 on: 30 December 2011, 03:51:07 »
I cannot use the Muppets as inspiration for character designs. Especially if they're human.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #38 on: 30 December 2011, 19:19:37 »
no longer allowed to create a 'Frankenstein' army made from body parts of Zombies, Borg, Manni Domini and Cloned Falchion Brains.
Last time it ended up a crime against Science, Nature and Inhumanity.

Falchion

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #39 on: 30 December 2011, 22:49:21 »
I cannot create a thinly veiled murder device called "The Flying Threshing Machine."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #40 on: 30 December 2011, 23:12:52 »
I'm not allowed to hunt down the person who created the malware that infected my computer this afternoon, remove his hands with a carrot peeler, and shove bullet ants up his nose.

Therefore I'll have to call tech support.

(Writing this on my smartphone)

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Falchion

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #41 on: 31 December 2011, 00:03:06 »
A shotgun loaded with slugs is not a skeleton key.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #42 on: 31 December 2011, 00:17:13 »
It got the lock open, what's the problem?

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Falchion

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #43 on: 31 December 2011, 17:47:00 »
Vaults open outwards. I cannot get imaginative with a truck to make one open inwards.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #44 on: 31 December 2011, 21:38:43 »
I'm not allowed to hunt down the person who created the malware that infected my computer this afternoon, remove his hands with a carrot peeler, and shove bullet ants up his nose.

Therefore I'll have to call tech support.

(Writing this on my smartphone)
your thinking of being far too leinent there Ogre.
when it comes to those that write Malware and virus its open season. those guys are worse than lawyers. at least Lawyers serve a purpose

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #45 on: 01 January 2012, 00:29:12 »
I cannot smuggle children on-planet to raise funds or to serve as couriers.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #46 on: 01 January 2012, 00:43:18 »
your thinking of being far too leinent there Ogre.
when it comes to those that write Malware and virus its open season. those guys are worse than lawyers. at least Lawyers serve a purpose

Well, that was just step one...

Step four involves Falchion.

Step 7 involves things that even Falchion wouldn't do to a helpless prisoner.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #47 on: 01 January 2012, 02:27:28 »
Is there such a thing?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #48 on: 01 January 2012, 02:30:11 »
Nope.

I am not allowed near sleds when I have TNT, a rocket motor, and a motion sensor available as well.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #49 on: 03 January 2012, 01:29:45 »
No longer allowed to use strobe beacons or flares in combination with photosensitive explosives.

For that matter, I am no longer allowed to use any combustible or explosive device, that does not have a mechanical or electrical trigger.

 

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #50 on: 03 January 2012, 14:35:44 »
I am no longer allowing MYSELF to date women whose name have the same first letter and number of sylibles. No matter how funny my friends seem to find it when I forget which one is which...  :D

-Gunz
" also, didn't you know mechs are able to run their massive energy weapons and all only because of their super secret fusion engine designs? the fusion engines actually turn rage and tears generated on the internet, wirelessly into usable power for the machines." -steelblueskies

"I find that alcohol bestows a variety of tactical options."

"Hotwire your imagination into your sense of self-preservation, and see what percolates." -Weirdo

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #51 on: 03 January 2012, 16:17:29 »
I cannot exploit the use of a railgun sniper rifle for its logical conclusion as a BVR weapon.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #52 on: 08 January 2012, 18:53:36 »
I cannot sell "Elephant onna stick" as a snack. No matter if I can provide these elephants through the miracles of miniaturization through genetic engineering.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #53 on: 10 January 2012, 22:27:43 »
I can not train newbies to have a compulsion to bark on command as a means of drawing fire away from me.


More accurately I can't get the brass to authorize the training sessions.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #54 on: 14 January 2012, 04:39:22 »
I'm not allowed to build a gunship that mounts a VTOL Jet Booster called the Airwolf.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #55 on: 15 January 2012, 02:03:15 »
I am no longer allowed to make characters with the skill Knowledge(Yo' Mamma Jokes).
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #56 on: 16 January 2012, 06:16:40 »
I'm not allowed to build a gunship that mounts a VTOL Jet Booster called the Airwolf.

Damn I already did that.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #57 on: 16 January 2012, 06:32:28 »
I am not allowed to leave any 'mech where our groups Mad Scientist technician can be near it unsupervised.

This includes the 'mechs we are breaking down for parts...

This especially includes ones with Gauss Rifles....

This also means not leaving the Doc on planet with our Quartermaster(a survivor of Battlemagic) while we
go on a contract...

The planet, by the way...was Arc Royal...

I am not to trust our Quartermaster to supervise Doc....

The result is "The Doc-illator"....
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #58 on: 16 January 2012, 14:08:13 »
I cannot create "The Evil Helghan Pope Hat"...
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #59 on: 19 January 2012, 12:53:11 »
I cannot suggest a distraction including the line "...at which point the sled, on fire, hits the bank vault..."
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