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Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 20317 times)

MoparMessiah

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What could possibly go wrong?

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*The BoP Industries dropship flies over the bar and drops a brand new BoP at the front of the bar*
Sorry about the mess.  Did the weasels run over Achoo this time?

MoparMessiah

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no

they missed him

Wrangler

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They got him with a 9 digit bill before your dropships bombed them.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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no i think they missed him

BirdofPrey

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Lemme see that.
*BoP grabs the bill from Achoo's hands*
Hmm
What bill?
*BoP incinerates the outrageous invoice*

Wrangler

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May want to talk to your accounting department..
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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Yes.  They billed it all electronically.  It's all stored on the Comstar Cloud Service

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That's OK. I loaded a really nasty virus into the Comstar Cloud Service. Should be wiping it out as we speak.   >:D


I also transferred all of my stuff out of that cloud. I have never trusted clouds. They tend to cause storms.  ::)
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If you try to virus the cloud Comstar sends a warship to smite you

*pauses as a strange shadow passes over the Lair*

Wrangler

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Uh-Oh...

*Detector in slightly borrowed Computer alerts a Dante-Class Frigate has enter orbit above the lair and began firing it's Naval Autocannons on Lair.*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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time to exit stage left

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*Dante-Class Frigate, with typical accuracy, bombards the wrong continent, calls it good and goes off to get lost in the AFFS thread.*
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MoparMessiah

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wow.  that was a non close call

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Well, it was sort of non close. It hit the right planet. Even the AFFS can accidentally hit the right planet.   }:)
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*Wrangler taps on a Noteputer while he sips his drink, when he notices a problem....as a blue Wombat bounces around ComStar Cloud*
I see what I mean about that nasty virus.....how heck did you get the blue wonder into their??
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)
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Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)

Not my pig.  Not my farm. 

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Not my fault. Not my problem.  8)
You know, denial is the first sign of guilt!

*Suddenly the ComGuard security Weasels grab Achoo and runs off within in a Patty Wagon for his Re-Education.*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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Oops

I think that was the Patty Cake Wagon

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Oops

I think that was the Patty Cake Wagon
What happens with those guys?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Regardless, if Achoo is indisposed, I think I'll move in.
*BoP unpacks a BoP Industries Mobile Mad Science Kit in Achoo's office.*

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What happens with those guys?

The weasels play Patty Cake with he his .....

well...

let's just say it's like that game with the paddle and the ball and the string

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So, BoP, we know thee.  What are you planning to do since you've dethroned, the Mighty Achoo?

You going fight the Wombat menace? Make the Lair great again?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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(Achoo walks out of his office with an evil grin on his face, wearing pink robes. Above acolytes of the Word of Bunny are driving off with BoP's Mobile Mad Science Kit (that is one of the problems of having them mobile). He walks over to the throne as thousands of bunnies suddenly show up holding bunny sized blazer rifles.)


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wrangler

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What the Hair happen to you, Achoo?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

MoparMessiah

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Wait.

I think I read this in the Penthouse Forum once

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So, BoP, we know thee.  What are you planning to do since you've dethroned, the Mighty Achoo?

You going fight the Wombat menace? Make the Lair great again?
There's a draft, so I might build a wall.


(Achoo walks out of his office with an evil grin on his face, wearing pink robes. Above acolytes of the Word of Bunny are driving off with BoP's Mobile Mad Science Kit (that is one of the problems of having them mobile). He walks over to the throne as thousands of bunnies suddenly show up holding bunny sized blazer rifles.)
*A small mushroom cloud is seen in the distance as the Bop Industries Mobile Mad Science Kit's BoP Industries Certified Anti-Theft Device triggers*

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*Surveying what has becomes a Battlefield*
Now they WoB now Word of Bunnies?   Yeesh.  well at least the bunnies were taken out by mushroom cloud....small yield thank, gaud! 

Now take care of this Achoo who's been possessed by the spirit of the Bunny.....

*Wrangler slips POWERFUL liquor into Achoo's drink making him little dizzy.   Then throws a "Master"(C) grade Poke'ball at him capturing him.   He then calls one his insane and trigger happy MechWarriors from his merc lance to clean up the rifle toting bunnies with his Piranha BattleMech in the parking lot.  As he yells over the loud speakers "Say Hello to my many little friends"!!!  as he opens up his 12 Machine Guns making them Easter Dinner out of them.*


RATATATATATATATATATATATAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mean while in the Pokeball, Achoo recovers (we hope)!




"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Bah! Foolish Wrangler! You caught Pikachu, not PinkAchoo. And one cannot get rid of the minions of the Word of Bunny that easy because they are legion.
And they multiply really quickly. We gotta do invasions every once in a while just to cut down the excess population.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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