No more arguing fruit... Instead, fruit for everyone on the disregard thread! I would say we're giving it away, but that should be the spoiler thread. Which sometimes gives stuff away... on occasion.
Unless the others should throw the fruit back, of course, but that's just feeding the cycle of fruit violence.
So we could use a good Transmuter to help us get away from greens and not-greens in the growing edible plant thing department.