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Caesar Steiner for Archon

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #60 on: 31 January 2011, 01:49:55 »
Want it, no. Warrant it? Like... 65% of the time.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #61 on: 31 January 2011, 08:38:35 »
But does DFB really want the same punishment as whom he protrays???

He's a bit of a masochist.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #62 on: 31 January 2011, 14:20:14 »
Word on the street is he has a bit of a leather fetish too. So maybe more then 65% of the time

what? just trying to be helpful here
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #63 on: 31 January 2011, 15:27:08 »
Brings a whole new meaning to the tearm "Bondsman"
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #64 on: 31 January 2011, 15:41:50 »
 [whipit]
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #65 on: 31 January 2011, 15:45:06 »
That was a pretty good DFB impression earlier, though.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #66 on: 01 February 2011, 02:40:26 »
Ok ladies, this may be the hall but the personal comments are getting a little too barbed for some people. So how about we :-

1) Quit it
2) Move along
3) ???
4) Profit?
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #67 on: 01 February 2011, 03:39:30 »
Will you allow this topic to continue?  If so, what comments are we actually allowed to make here? ;D

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #68 on: 01 February 2011, 13:56:40 »
Comments on the glory of Clan Homoerotic Panther of course.  You know, like how our plan of conquest through Old Spice is comeing along nicely
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #69 on: 01 February 2011, 15:37:02 »
Operation Deal With It?

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #70 on: 01 February 2011, 17:07:02 »
Will you allow this topic to continue?  If so, what comments are we actually allowed to make here? ;D

If I'd wanted it locked down you'd not have been able to post that comment. as to what to post... this is the hall. Go feed the Wombat, Drop and Anvil. Ask Daedster for a disguise wombat suit... I think mine is still lurking round here somewhere.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #71 on: 01 February 2011, 17:21:46 »
Wacky, not petty. C'mon, look at the topic...

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #72 on: 01 February 2011, 17:27:35 »
Warriors, does you clan look like me? No, Can it smell like me? Yes. With new Old Spice scented Harjel, every critical hit can now be critically acclaimed.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #73 on: 01 February 2011, 17:27:43 »
Behold, the glory of Clan Homoerotic Panther's premier cavalry mech... the POPOBAWA!

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Popobawa

Mass: 70 tons
Tech Base: Clan
Chassis Config: Biped
Rules Level: Experimental Tech
Era: Clan Invasion
Tech Rating/Era Availability: F/X-X-F
Production Year: 3070
Cost: 16,709,073 C-Bills
Battle Value: 2,313

Chassis: Unknown Endo-Steel
Power Plant: Unknown 280 Fusion XL Engine
Walking Speed: 43.0 km/h
Maximum Speed: 64.5 km/h
Jump Jets: Unknown
    Jump Capacity: 180 meters (210 meters)
Armor: Unknown Standard Armor
Armament:
    2  Imp. Hvy Large Lasers
    1  Plasma Cannon
    3  ER Small Pulse Lasers
    1  Talons
Manufacturer: Unknown
    Primary Factory: Unknown
Communications System: Unknown
Targeting and Tracking System: Unknown

Overview:
The premier cavalry mech of Clan Homoerotic Panther, the Popobawa is named for
a Tanzanian folk monster you probably shouldn't try to learn anything more
about. Its extended jump capabilities make it a highly maneuverable and
dangerous foe that can pounce upon any nearby foe and pin it down with its
talons.


Capabilities:
Built around a combination of Improved Jump Jets, a partial wing, and talons,
the Popobawa's favored tactic is to circle in the air until finding a target,
and then swooping down upon it. Once it has struck with its talons and pinned
the enemy down, it opens fire with its center torso-mounted plasma cannon
repeatedly, only stopping to demand that the enemy pilot "tell all your friends
about this." In addition, to showcase the technological superiority of Clan
Homoerotic Panther, the Popobawa mounts three devastating small pulse lasers...
WITH EXTENDED RANGE. Additionally, two arm-mounted Improved Large Heavy Lasers
were added while under the impression that they were actually EXTENDED RANGE
Large Heavy Lasers, and really nobody was willing to remove them.


Battle History:
Battle history is widely available, due to the Popobawa pilot code of demanding
defeated enemy pilots tell all their friends lest you come back after them.
Just go out and ask some people, eventually you'll find someone who will HAVE
to tell you.


Deployment:
One of Clan Homoerotic Panther's favorite Mechs, the Popobawa is jealously
guarded by them, and any Trials of Possession must by law be settled in a
Battle of Manly Dignity.


The design is most prevalent in more agile units like the 69th Roughrider
Cluster, the 69th Phalanx Cluster, the 69th Stalker Cluster, and the 11th
Striker.


Notable 'Mechs & MechWarriors:
Khan Andrew Alexa-


The Khan of Clan Homoerotic Panther is a staunch traditionalist, refusing to
ever remove his ceremonial mustache or coating of vegetable oil. He has piloted
a Popobawa for almost ever (several years) and claims to have invented most
modern tactics for it.


================================================================================
Equipment           Type                         Rating                   Mass 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Internal Structure: Endo-Steel                   107 points                3.50
    Internal Locations: 1 CT, 3 LA, 3 RA
Engine:             XL Engine                    280                       8.00
    Walking MP: 4
    Running MP: 6
    Jumping MP: 6 (7)  (Improved)
    Jump Jet Locations: 3 LT, 3 RT                                        12.00
Heat Sinks:         Double                       13(29)                    3.00
    Heat Sink Locations: 1 LA, 1 RA
Gyro:               Standard Gyro                                          3.00
Cockpit:            Standard                                               3.00
    Actuators:      L: SH+UA+LA+H    R: SH+UA+LA+H
Armor:              Standard Armor               AV - 216                 13.50
    CASE Locations: LA, RA                                                 0.00

                                                      Internal       Armor     
                                                      Structure      Factor     
                                                Head     3            9         
                                        Center Torso     22           34       
                                 Center Torso (rear)                  9         
                                           L/R Torso     15           22       
                                    L/R Torso (rear)                  8         
                                             L/R Arm     11           22       
                                             L/R Leg     15           30       

================================================================================
Equipment                                 Location    Heat    Critical    Mass 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Imp. Hvy Large Laser                         RA        18        3         4.00
Imp. Hvy Large Laser                         LA        18        3         4.00
ER Small Pulse Laser                         RT        3         1         1.50
ER Small Pulse Laser                         LT        3         1         1.50
Partial Wing                                 LT/RT     -         3/3       3.50
Plasma Cannon                                CT        7         1         3.00
ER Small Pulse Laser                         HD        3         1         1.50
Talons                                       LL/RL     -         2/2       5.00
                                            Free Critical Slots: 0

BattleForce Statistics
MV      S (+0)  M (+2)  L (+4)  E (+6)   Wt.   Ov   Armor:      7    Points: 23
4/7j       3       3       0       0      3     2   Structure:  4
Special Abilities: MEL, ENE, HT1, SRCH, EEE, ES, SOA


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #74 on: 01 February 2011, 17:32:49 »
I think the clans foes will forever have nightmares about that thing.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #75 on: 01 February 2011, 18:39:37 »
Also I built it without knowing what most of its weapons do.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #76 on: 01 February 2011, 18:50:32 »
Also I built it without knowing what most of its weapons do.

sounds about right
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #77 on: 01 February 2011, 18:57:43 »
Also I built it without knowing what most of its weapons do.

We refer to that as "giving the 'Mech personality"

Now what weight class should the Sexually Ambiguous Penguin be? and Omni or conventional 'Mech? I'm thinking Omni so it can "go both ways"
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #78 on: 01 February 2011, 20:39:02 »
Definatley dshould be flexible
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #79 on: 01 February 2011, 20:49:18 »
There is a problem with the Popobawa's design: The Plasma Cannon has no ammunition.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #80 on: 01 February 2011, 20:52:49 »
There is a problem with the Popobawa's design: The Plasma Cannon has no ammunition.

You say that as though Homoerotic Panthers NEED ammunition.
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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #81 on: 01 February 2011, 20:58:07 »
There is a problem with the Popobawa's design: The Plasma Cannon has no ammunition.

It is a special OS design. After firing the machine can simply roll on to it's side and power down.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #82 on: 01 February 2011, 22:13:42 »
Ammunition is a cowardly Spheroid tactic anyway.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #83 on: 01 February 2011, 22:23:57 »
Also complicated, violating Rule 1.


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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #84 on: 09 February 2011, 20:41:17 »
No Matter where you go,there you are

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #85 on: 10 February 2011, 15:32:22 »
Ow.

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Re: SNARL!: The Den of Clan Homoerotic Panther
« Reply #86 on: 10 February 2011, 19:38:38 »
Grover failed his sexy check
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