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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #810 on: 07 January 2016, 15:30:07 »
I'm not allowed to try wiping out the Jade Falcons by giving them bird flu again.

Nor may I make further attempts to infect the Wolves with canine distemper.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #811 on: 07 January 2016, 19:15:37 »
What about rabies?   :D
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #812 on: 07 January 2016, 22:42:49 »
What about rabies?   :D

We already have it
Wolf wins every fight but one, and in that one he dies, his fangs locked on the throat of his opponent.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #813 on: 07 January 2016, 22:58:45 »
And on that topic, I'm no longer allowed to demand to see proof that the Rabid Coyote's pilot has been vaccinated.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #814 on: 26 February 2016, 20:50:30 »
Pineapple Surprise is permanently banned from the officer's mess.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #815 on: 27 February 2016, 03:40:39 »
Pineapple Surprise is permanently banned from the officer's mess.


Anti-personnel pop up mines have no place on the modern, "clean" battlefield or officers' dining table
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #816 on: 28 February 2016, 15:33:00 »
I am not allowed to sing "Let's get physical" when I'm using TSM-activated Berserker in physical phase.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #817 on: 28 February 2016, 19:34:41 »
I am not allowed to sing "Let's get physical" when I'm using TSM-activated Berserker in physical phase.


"I just wanna get close to you..."?
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #818 on: 28 February 2016, 23:29:00 »

"I just wanna get close to you..."?
No, it's the Olivia Newton-John song.  :))
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #819 on: 06 March 2016, 03:17:31 »
I'm no longer allowed to name all the mechs in our mercenary company after AC/DC songs.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #820 on: 06 March 2016, 15:37:32 »
Loud, bad, A Capella renditions of "When the Bodies Hit the Floor," are not welcome at the table. 
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Sure it isn't the most practical 'mech ever designed, but it's a hundred ton axe-murderer. If loving that is wrong I don't wanna be right.

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #821 on: 07 March 2016, 23:31:01 »
I'm no longer permitted to have my character's backstory place them from a neighborhood so rough that "kids would steal the hubcaps off a Typhoon."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #822 on: 08 March 2016, 15:42:14 »
I'm no longer permitted to have my character's backstory place them from a neighborhood so rough that "kids would steal the hubcaps off a Typhoon."


Pah, the Morningstar City Command Vehicle ended up sitting on bricks after pulling up to the lights


In unrelated updates, I am no longer permitted to have the MASH next door to the field kitchen and after a run of amputations offer a nourishing "mystery meat" curry or stew
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #823 on: 14 March 2016, 07:30:14 »
No playing teen-pop music to get info out of the emery, no matter how good it works.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #824 on: 14 March 2016, 20:50:33 »
No painting the Thug 'mech so as to look like it is sagging. 
give a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. 
Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life!

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #825 on: 16 March 2016, 17:03:17 »
I'm no longer allowed to attempt to hack the World of Tanks servers so I can add an Alacorn, Mars, or Gulltoppr.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #826 on: 16 March 2016, 17:05:26 »
I'm no longer allowed to attempt to hack the World of Tanks servers so I can add an Alacorn, Mars, or Gulltoppr.


You are allowed to hack the enemy targeting computers to make them think they are facing Matildas and Panzer Mk IIIs though... when they're actually facing Alacorns, Challenger Xs and Ajax assault tanks


Also having distant BattleMechs register as close-up infantry can be amusing
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #827 on: 16 March 2016, 19:20:46 »
I prefer disguising my tanks as outdoor food trucks and kitschy tourist traps (the latter is not exactly inaccurate).
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #828 on: 21 March 2016, 23:50:23 »
I'm not allowed to claim that my Wasps get attack and defense bonuses vs enemy Spiders and Tarantulas.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #829 on: 27 March 2016, 22:45:44 »
I'm no longer allowed to tell my cousin's kids that Easter Eggs come from the Easter Crocodile, which hides under the beds of children who steal its eggs unless they give them to someone else.  My cousin says that that's his job.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #830 on: 28 March 2016, 20:55:55 »
I'm not allowed to exchange easter eggs in form of gauss rifles rounds into heads of a Daishi and Kit Fox.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #831 on: 26 May 2016, 16:28:36 »
I'm no longer allowed to refer to firing my Penetrator's MPLs as "flashing the enemy."
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #832 on: 26 May 2016, 19:57:42 »
I'm no longer allowed to sing "Boot To The Head" when conducting a DFA. 

And while my name is Ed, my last name is not Grubberman.   :)
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #833 on: 07 August 2016, 12:49:47 »
I am no longer allowed to have archers shooting arrows from the top of my Archer while I fire LRMS!

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #834 on: 07 August 2016, 19:49:38 »
I am not allowed to say during any of our games any form of PUN such as "I hope this wasn't too PUN-ishing".
They don't think it's very Pun-ny.
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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #835 on: 07 August 2016, 21:48:26 »
Do it too much and there's a strong likelihood of being pun-ched. Especially if you're particularly pun-gent.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #836 on: 07 August 2016, 21:51:05 »
Wheh!  What's that smell ?!?   Kinda like someone let a pun go around here.   
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #837 on: 08 August 2016, 18:48:51 »
I'm not allowed to have a spheroid dropship named Happy Fun Ball.
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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #838 on: 12 February 2018, 00:28:39 »
I'm no longer allowed to point out Lucifer Aerospace Fighters have no eject system while a fellow RPG player is trying bail out in space. This resulted the plane denigrating around him holding his joy stick and pilot seat entering orbit around planet forever. 

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Don't spit in your helmet- the return of the "Do Nots" thread.
« Reply #839 on: 28 June 2018, 16:30:43 »
My Hunchback is armed with a Kali Yama Bigbore, not "The Crimenator", and I will remember this fact in my after action reports.
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