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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #90 on: 28 January 2011, 14:44:36 »
LOL. Welcome back!

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #91 on: 28 January 2011, 15:52:40 »
[Wombat and Wombat smile toothy grins at each other and exchange Whoopie Cushions.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #92 on: 28 January 2011, 20:22:53 »
So now there're 2 Wombats?...  :-\ What is this feeling of worry...
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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #93 on: 28 January 2011, 20:53:19 »
Shhhh SethsMatches its ok here is a Purple Pill
Combat Command Counters Thread
http://www.classicbattletech.com/forums/index.php?topic=191.0
quote by OgreBattle on 09/08/2011
"Knowledge and social skills usually use separate attributes, and often when you're good at one you take the other as your dump stat."

The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #94 on: 28 January 2011, 21:52:12 »
As if that will help? This has happened before. The two Wombats will eventually get into a full blown fight because ultimately there can be only one.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #95 on: 28 January 2011, 21:55:06 »
So now there're 2 Wombats?...  :-\ What is this feeling of worry...
wombat2 just cant be a good thing :-\

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #96 on: 29 January 2011, 02:38:20 »
[Though his prediction ultimately proves to be true, in the process of giving each other dirty looks, pouting, arguing about which Lady Chic shaver makes the other's bottom smoother, ranting, pulling out nuclear arms, printing off cease and desist letters, arguing what they mean since neither of them can read, and ultimately of them farting the other into a giant puff of nothingness; Achoo finds himself burnt, frayed, watered-down, sliced, scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, peppered, capped, and topped with a seven layer flammable bean dip.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #97 on: 29 January 2011, 02:46:17 »
Oooooh. Bean dip.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #98 on: 29 January 2011, 02:55:38 »
[...from Taco Bell.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #99 on: 29 January 2011, 02:56:45 »
Excellent. I need to spackle some dry wall.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #100 on: 29 January 2011, 22:20:55 »
"Yes, but it'll look like..."

[Wombat takes off his marsupial suit and shows Doug Glendower the insides.]

"...this."

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #101 on: 30 January 2011, 16:27:20 »
This thread has now been declared inappropriate for minors...

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #102 on: 30 January 2011, 20:35:39 »
This thread has now been declared inappropriate for minors...

You're six pages late...... ;D

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #103 on: 30 January 2011, 21:49:07 »
Minors have to learn somehow.

I don't set an example for others. I make examples of them.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #104 on: 31 January 2011, 00:31:43 »
"Yes, but it'll look like..."

[Wombat takes off his marsupial suit and shows Doug Glendower the insides.]

"...this."
It is for the kill room.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #105 on: 31 January 2011, 09:11:59 »
[Wombat, now seemingly content being naked, waddles around with a tractor tire around his middle.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #106 on: 31 January 2011, 11:47:15 »
Not that is an image nobody needs to see.










Ever.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #107 on: 31 January 2011, 11:54:15 »
[Wombat agrees and removes Achoo's eyeballs and replaces them with oreo cookies.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #108 on: 31 January 2011, 12:19:09 »
HEY! STOP THAT! You miserable little I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, And send him on his way. I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms. I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms, I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms, And send him on his way. Don't try to patch it up. Tear it up, tear it up! Wash him out, dry him out, Push him out, fly him out. Cancel him and let him go! Yea, sister! I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, And send him on his way. If a man don't understand you, If you fly on separate beams, Waste no time, make a change, Ride that man right off your range. Rub him out of the roll call And drum him out of your dreams. Oho! If you laugh at different comics, If you root for different teams, Waste no time, weep no more, Show him what the door is for. Rub him out of the roll call And drum him out of your dreams. You can't light a fire when the woods are wet, No! You can't make a butterfly strong. Hmm, hmm! You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good. And you can't fix a man when he's wrong! You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower, Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour. Oh no! Oh no! If his....

Did CBT install a new bad language filter?
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It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #109 on: 31 January 2011, 12:27:54 »
[Wombat, in the meanwhile, seems to be trying on Achoo's pants.]

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #110 on: 31 January 2011, 12:29:54 »
But will they fit? Tune in next week or possibly today to find out!

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #111 on: 31 January 2011, 12:53:34 »
[Wombat agrees and removes Achoo's eyeballs and replaces them with oreo cookies.]

What kind? I hope it's mint flavored.....

Craig
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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #112 on: 31 January 2011, 12:58:59 »
Doublestuffed.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #113 on: 01 February 2011, 01:48:55 »

Oooooo.....Doublw-Stuffed!

<Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!>

Mmmm...I loves me some Double-Stuffed Oreos.

<Twy then shoot Achoo an odd look, and fills his eye sockets with Chili II-C, shellac, and Falchion cubs>

All better... }:)
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #114 on: 01 February 2011, 11:55:21 »
I can see this going into overtime...

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #115 on: 01 February 2011, 13:04:00 »
"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #116 on: 01 February 2011, 13:27:38 »
"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"

*tosses Wombat one and a half urnal cakes*

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Re: Why the Forums Crashed
« Reply #117 on: 01 February 2011, 13:34:35 »
"Does that mean I'm getting paid time-and-a-half?"
Do you think, with your posting habits, that we'd let you work hourly?