Oh yeah, like I'm going to tell you the real reason. [tickedoff]
Of course I am! See, what happened was Wombat found an expired can of inferno chili in the back of a refridgerator that we'd moved to the basement a couple years ago and left unplugged since then. Well, I don't have to describe the results as you all know the forums have been reset.
Let's just say that Hellbie will need therapy, Worktroll lost his Fosters Can-Pyramid (which was 27 levels high BTW), ACHOO is still missing, Rage has a raging case of Chungalomeningitis and Randall has been dreaming about flying battleships.
That last one may or may not be accurate. We're still waiting for Weirdo to get the fries out of his ears.