Author Topic: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.  (Read 118379 times)

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #300 on: 24 February 2011, 10:05:18 »
You get to the part to build a 1965 panhead motorcyle engine

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #301 on: 24 February 2011, 10:26:00 »
You get a failed attempt to clean up her image.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #302 on: 24 February 2011, 18:22:29 »
you get Micheal Bey

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #303 on: 24 February 2011, 20:17:26 »
You get Arnold Schwarzenegger (his earlier movies....)

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #304 on: 24 February 2011, 20:40:44 »
You get the Commando from XTRO Pirates.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #305 on: 24 February 2011, 20:51:40 »
you get chicks that dig giant robots

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #306 on: 25 February 2011, 00:39:19 »

you get Snooki

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #307 on: 26 February 2011, 14:11:23 »
You get I Love the 80s.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #308 on: 28 February 2011, 19:54:50 »
You get drunk.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #309 on: 28 February 2011, 20:32:07 »
You get a nice collection of craters.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #310 on: 28 February 2011, 20:50:31 »
You get Angry Birds.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #311 on: 28 February 2011, 21:02:38 »
You get a blue bird.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #312 on: 28 February 2011, 21:05:54 »
you get a Simpsons Spoof with Dolphins

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #313 on: 28 February 2011, 21:07:44 »
You get a bigger boat.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #314 on: 28 February 2011, 21:09:16 »
you get bitten, hard

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #315 on: 28 February 2011, 21:13:43 »
You get a zombie Steve Irwin   :-\ ?What? Too soon? :-\

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #316 on: 01 March 2011, 18:00:47 »
You get alot pain and over heated 'Mech.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #317 on: 01 March 2011, 18:17:18 »
You get chased by some guy in a fedora screaming that it belongs in a museum.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #318 on: 01 March 2011, 21:26:55 »
you overload the spellchecker

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #319 on: 03 March 2011, 16:43:46 »
You get my sister-in-law.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #320 on: 03 March 2011, 17:05:28 »
You get paranoid.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #321 on: 03 March 2011, 17:35:07 »
You get Money for Nothing.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #322 on: 06 March 2011, 01:04:50 »
You get Big-O.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #323 on: 06 March 2011, 01:10:22 »
You get trailer trash Voltron.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #324 on: 06 March 2011, 08:28:08 »
You get old ABC Sunday Night Movie.

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"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #325 on: 06 March 2011, 09:48:21 »
You get the scooby doo movie crossover that never was....

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #326 on: 06 March 2011, 23:46:39 »

You get a bad case of Global Warming

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #327 on: 06 March 2011, 23:57:49 »
You get the internet.

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #328 on: 07 March 2011, 00:02:11 »

You get Voltron

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Re: CBT Vending Machine Reborn: Loose Change.
« Reply #329 on: 07 March 2011, 18:58:54 »
You get liquor bender

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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
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