Author Topic: Whats last Shall be first-Who's Next? (Read 26727 times)

scatcat · « **Reply #270 on:** 03 September 2012, 19:23:29 »

A Big Mess follows my nephew through life.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #271 on:** 05 September 2012, 08:09:18 »

Life comes in many flavors, but cinnamon is by far the best.

Deathknight69 · « **Reply #272 on:** 06 September 2012, 08:58:53 »

The best is yet to come.

scatcat · « **Reply #273 on:** 06 September 2012, 21:44:45 »

Come to me, my minions!

Deathknight69 · « **Reply #274 on:** 07 September 2012, 01:28:56 »

My minions are laboring mightily to appease me.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #275 on:** 07 September 2012, 08:49:59 »

Me love cookie!

scatcat · « **Reply #276 on:** 07 September 2012, 18:01:52 »

Cookie silicon molds have revolutionized my baking endeavors.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #277 on:** 07 September 2012, 22:39:16 »

Baking endeavors are one aspect of the kitchen at which I fail miserably.

Deathknight69 · « **Reply #278 on:** 12 September 2012, 11:50:10 »

I fail miserably at some things, Others I'm a frakkin' god. O0 ^-^

Wolverine-7SK · « **Reply #279 on:** 13 September 2012, 01:43:50 »

God complexes can make you humble, or an absolute pain.

Deathknight69 · « **Reply #280 on:** 13 September 2012, 09:17:40 »

An absolute pain can be from a wide variety of things.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #281 on:** 14 September 2012, 07:49:13 »

Things of that nature are best left unspoken.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #282 on:** 14 September 2012, 22:34:28 »

Unspoken evil which is unspeakable according to Achoo

Wolverine-7SK · « **Reply #283 on:** 15 September 2012, 04:05:20 »

Achoo could be considered unspeakable in many many many different places.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #284 on:** 17 September 2012, 19:51:38 »

Different places have the same bland restaurants.

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #285 on:** 18 September 2012, 02:51:27 »

Restaurants come and go, but mom's cooking last a lifetime, unless your a trueborn and don't have a mom.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #286 on:** 18 September 2012, 11:32:35 »

A mom for a Trueborn may be an Iron Womb; not very good at hugs.

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #287 on:** 18 September 2012, 22:25:01 »

Hugs and kisses, love Melissa!!!

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #288 on:** 19 September 2012, 07:28:16 »

Melissa, after receiving half a Successor State, found the rest of her wedding gifts a little underwhelming.

Wolverine-7SK · « **Reply #289 on:** 02 January 2013, 15:54:18 »

Underwhelming is a strange feeling in your belly.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #290 on:** 05 January 2013, 13:37:36 »

Belly ful of scotch
Scotch scotch scotch

Trajan Helmer · « **Reply #291 on:** 08 January 2013, 10:21:11 »

Scotch tape is Duct tape's weaker and less-known brother.

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #292 on:** 10 January 2013, 10:13:24 »

Brother Jacob recently discovered the beer barrels and hasn't been seen since.

Vash The Stampede · « **Reply #293 on:** 10 January 2013, 10:15:40 »

Since the raccoon got stuck in the printer

Pa Weasley · « **Reply #294 on:** 10 January 2013, 11:07:58 »

Printer trays make poor pizza stones.

sir_spamalot · « **Reply #295 on:** 12 April 2013, 17:00:29 »

Stones are what you need for punishing blasphemy.

Trajan Helmer · « **Reply #296 on:** 30 April 2013, 12:25:42 »

Blasphemy is necessary when discussing Uwe Boll directing the new Star Wars movies.