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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1710 on: 02 January 2017, 23:34:55 »
[Wombat leaves for a bit with a slice of banana and three pounds of bacon in his paws, presumably to make a make-shift trap for a Chinese deliveryman. Don't ask. Wombat returns a few minutes later with a stolen Vespa and three orders of Kung Pao Chicken. No fortune cookies.]

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1711 on: 03 January 2017, 13:37:35 »
I would like to point out my innocence in this whole thread

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1712 on: 03 January 2017, 15:43:35 »
Denial the first sign of guilt....
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1713 on: 03 January 2017, 17:40:49 »
No guilt is the first sign of guilt.

Denial is #56

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1714 on: 04 January 2017, 07:27:54 »
"...isn't that a river in Egypt?"

[Wombat, now dressed as a very short and blue fuzzy Pharaoh, nods as if answering his own pun. He then looks around for a bit and, when nobody answers, he pulls a bottle of XXL-sized ACME™ beard and mustache growing creme out of his pouch and pours in on his fuzzy blue chin. Within seconds, Wombat grows a beard on his beard, so that his beard has a full luscious beard of it's own. Wombat smiles his approval and sticks his own head in his pouch for a few thousand selfies.]

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1715 on: 04 January 2017, 08:08:58 »
*Wrangler gets a alert from his smart phone and notices the Internet is down.*

Dang, Nabbit!  Wombat broke the internet with his selfies!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1716 on: 04 January 2017, 15:02:25 »
[MM walks by doing the Egyptian]

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1717 on: 04 January 2017, 15:12:33 »
ABORT? RETRY? FAIL?

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1718 on: 04 January 2017, 23:17:49 »
Try "Reset"


It might work.


But don't count on it.


Meanwhile I will just be over here trying to avoid drawing Wombat's attention.
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1719 on: 04 January 2017, 23:53:53 »
*Wrangler looks over and notice Achoo is literately glowing.*
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1720 on: 05 January 2017, 21:21:49 »
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1721 on: 06 January 2017, 00:35:45 »
"....hey, how did I get nuclear fleas?"

[Wombat waddles over next to Achoo and quickly exchanges pants with him so that, Wombat is naked and has Achoo's pants draped over his widdle head, and Achoo is wearing Wombat's marsupial suit...with nuclear fleas.]

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1722 on: 06 January 2017, 18:58:13 »
Don't worry Achoo.  I think those things have a 1/2 life

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1723 on: 10 January 2017, 02:22:05 »
Well, that is possibly an improvement over my no life. [Tosses Wombat's Wombat suit at Mopar, which oddly lands on him in a way where the open top of the Wombat suit lands on top of Mopar, leaving him trapped inside of the suit upside down on Mopar. (Where that leaves Mopar's head is best left not said. Just saying......)
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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1724 on: 10 January 2017, 13:33:15 »
[The marsupial suit lands on Mopar, screams, and begins quoting Weird Al lyrics. Wombat (now completely naked across the room), looks up and gives his marsupial suit a thumbs up. Well not really a thumb since Wombat doesn't have thumbs, but at least a paw up.]

**the marsupial suit farts**

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Re: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo
« Reply #1725 on: 10 January 2017, 14:52:49 »
Sorry, but this thread has dried out. If you want to keep things unpleasantly moist, your gonna need a new one. :)
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