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Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo  (Read 76870 times)

The Mighty ACHOO

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He never left there. There is where he lives. There is his home address.




That is why I never go there.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

truetanker

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"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."

Achoo? Did you order the Space Diners' Special? I know I didn't, nor did Barf or Lone Star. Did you Mopar?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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trboturtle

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"Hello my baby...hello my honey...."

Oh, great, Michigan J. Wombat.......

*Hands Shadow Reven a larger gun.*

Here, use this on Mopar.....

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The Mighty ACHOO

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You need a manportable AC/20 dude! Just sayin'.
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

Diamondshark

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Didn't I see the Immortal Warrior duel-wielding those on the trivid last night? You could try to get his, but make sure they aren't just those cheap stage replicas...
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None can stand against us and survive."

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Wombat

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[Somewhere during this discussion, Wombat has changed music and began a doing a sexy burlesque routine (in Achoo's tighty-whiteys).]
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Is Achoo still wearing them?
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Wombat

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"Well yes! I'd hate to be a stiff and exclude him."
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

The Mighty ACHOO

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Exclude me! Exclude me! For Blakes sake, exclude me!
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

BirdofPrey

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This calls for only one thing
*tosses nuclear hand grenade*
Peace of Blake be with you.

Wombat

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"Oooh! Now we can play a game of nuclear hand-grenade hot potato while dancing a burlesque routine together in your underpants, Achoo!"

**big toothy grin**

"I'll toss first."

                                         *toss*
             *BOOM!!*
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

MoparMessiah

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Achoo is that a Wombat in your tighty whities or are you just glad to see me?

And what does everyone have against Michigan J Frog?
 ???

Wombat

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"Pfft. I have nothing against Michigan J Frog."

*smacks lips*

"...he was delicious."
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MoparMessiah

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Michigan?   :'(

truetanker

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Tell me, did he taste like chicken?

Hey Achoo:


This is for you, not safe without it.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

MoparMessiah

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I've had frog legs and they don't taste like much of anything

truetanker

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So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!

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Azeroth Pocketverse
That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

The Mighty ACHOO

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 #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P #P
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Wombat

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**Wombat randomly explodes**
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

BirdofPrey

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That's a spicy meatball.

ShadowRaven

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no, I have a strange feeling it is  chain reaction of some variety......
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Wombat

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[ShadowRaven's shirt nods in agreement.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

MoparMessiah

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So that's what happen to Kermit and why Elmo's on the run!

TT

What the hell is Elmo?

trboturtle

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The Mighty ACHOO

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I prefer Gitmo from the Daily Show.
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Wombat

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"Whoa...I just realized I have a tail!"

*sits down and has a conversation with it his widdle nub of a tail**
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

"Everyone has a plan until you get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

The Mighty ACHOO

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Sad thing is Wombat's hindquarters may be more intelligent than his headquarters.
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Wombat

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"Whats that, tail? Just ignore him? You got it, dude."
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

MoparMessiah

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That might be the most intelligent conversation the Wombat has ever had. 

BirdofPrey

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It's a good thing Wombat forgets he has it most of the time.  That's one smart tail.

 

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