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Scotty's Stand-Inn
« on: 26 January 2011, 04:50:58 »
There is a disturbing lack of places to visit in the Hall (compared to where we left, that is).  To rectify this, I decided to lease a nice place on the edge of the Hall that I've decided to call the "Stand-Inn." (lol cwatididtar?)

There are no tables, the chairs are pointy, the bar is spotless, and the rooms are empty.  What more could a Hall need?
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #1 on: 26 January 2011, 07:29:05 »
<Twy walks in and shimmies up to the counter>

Hiya, Loo. Could I a Prairie Oyster II-C?
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #2 on: 26 January 2011, 10:17:45 »
[A lone lump underneath the carpet appears to be snoring and dreaming of Chili Inferno...as indicated by the occasional fire puff that errupts out from underneath the rug.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #3 on: 26 January 2011, 12:06:58 »
A pink sore opens up on the side of the bar, growing and pulsing.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #4 on: 26 January 2011, 12:46:48 »
[A thought bubble appears above the lump under the carpet. Naturally everyone can see it. In the thought/dream bubble, everyone can clearly see Wombat painting Falchion purple with pink stripes and setting him loose on the unsuspecting city of Des Moines Iowa. The horror!]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2011, 13:24:05 »
<Twy walks in and shimmies up to the counter>

Hiya, Loo. Could I a Prairie Oyster II-C?

You got it, bud.  <slides a mug down the bar with an unbroken egg, an entire bottle of hot sauce, and an entire bottle of Worcestershire sauce (all separate)>

A pink sore opens up on the side of the bar, growing and pulsing.

PHFWOOOOOOSHHHHH!!

<lowers the flamethrower>  Did I get it?
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #6 on: 26 January 2011, 14:03:29 »
[Scotty looks up to find an even larger flamethrower sitting next to him with a giant bow on it.]
"Remember gweilo, you suck when you are nervous." - James Hong

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2011, 14:11:54 »
"Eeeexxcellent!"

PHFWOOOOOSHHH!!!

Got it that time. :D
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2011, 14:14:59 »
The charred skin of the sore cracks and crumbles away to reveal a near-transparent blister. Inside the blister is a Falchion looking out at the other posters. It waves and grins.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2011, 14:17:30 »
* Scotty sighs.

And here I was hoping to keep it half-way civil in here.

Oh well, time to get out the good stuff.
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Kansas City players, or people who are just passing through the area, come join us at the Geekery just off Shawnee Mission Parkway for BattleTech!  Current days are Tuesdays in the afternoon and evening.  I can't make every single week, but odds are pretty good that somebody will be there.

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2011, 14:51:09 »
[Wombat hands Scotty a banana peel along with a high-powered slingshot, and two napkins...just in case.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2011, 17:03:19 »
[The Trajan walks in and looks at the jukebox and selects an osmium tune to play. Gets a mohito and settles down on a chair]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2011, 17:44:33 »
Hey, wait, where'd you find a chair?  I thought I got rid of all the -- 

Oh, wait, nevermind.  Everyone else, back away slowly.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2011, 18:23:36 »
Achoo looks up from his setting up tables and chairs momentarily.....than goes back to setting up a table. 8)
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #14 on: 26 January 2011, 18:30:09 »
<Looks at the chair Trajan is sitting on.  Looks at Achoo's sig.  Looks back to Trajan.>

<Ducks behind the bar>
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #15 on: 26 January 2011, 20:33:57 »
It's a good thing Scotty knows this place like the back of his hand.  [rockon]

[There is a very loud KLANG as Scotty hits his head on the bar counter as he ducks for cover....]

[Achoo looks up from setting up chairs and looks around.]


What was that?   8)
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #16 on: 26 January 2011, 20:37:45 »
[Wombat goes by wearing a 1980's band costume tooting on a trombone, leading a parade of ill-tempered assassin penguins and an undead Johnny Carson....impersonator.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #17 on: 26 January 2011, 20:53:56 »
[shifts uncomfortably on the pointy chair and looks at the space recently occupied by Scotty.]

S'up dude?

[Looks at the Wombat's troupe]

Pizza's here!
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #18 on: 26 January 2011, 20:57:14 »
[The pizza, unfortuntely, is both rabid and carnivorous...but it does have a stuffed crust.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #19 on: 26 January 2011, 21:00:18 »
**A tour bus pulls up that says "The Partridge Woozles" on the side**

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #20 on: 26 January 2011, 21:39:18 »
[The pizza, unfortuntely, is both rabid and carnivorous...but it does have a stuffed crust.]
mmmmMmMMm...stuffed crust.
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #21 on: 26 January 2011, 23:05:35 »
Maybe you should ask what the crust has been stuffed with. After all, Wombat delivered it.  @p?
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #22 on: 26 January 2011, 23:13:04 »
<Flies in with one of those alien ships from independence day and puts this Inn squarely in the laser beams sights.....>

This oughta be fun =D  now if only I can find the fire button.....
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #23 on: 26 January 2011, 23:16:20 »
A Falchion wanders past, scratching an armpit.

"I think I got lobsters..."
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2011, 23:50:25 »
**A tour bus pulls up that says "The Partridge Woozles" on the side**

<A battalion of Twy clone Techs rushes the tour bus, and take it apart leaving a bunch of stunned Woozles sitting on the ground. One  clone can be heard saying: "The Minions from Despicable Me ain't got nothing on us!">

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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #25 on: 27 January 2011, 00:02:15 »
[The pizza burps and eats a slow-moving Scotty's Stand-Inn patron.]
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #26 on: 27 January 2011, 00:18:06 »
"Whoa, Nelly!  I gotta take care of this thing.  I need that business!"
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #27 on: 27 January 2011, 01:54:11 »
<Stands confused on the ships bridge randomly pushing buttons until one actually fires.....continues watching on as the beam glasses the inn and most of the surrounding city..........>
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #28 on: 27 January 2011, 02:01:10 »
[Wombat goes flying through the wall, through three cars, and into a 24-hour donut shop.]

"Wow! Who knew they had french cruellers at this hour!"
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Re: Scotty's Stand-Inn
« Reply #29 on: 27 January 2011, 02:07:18 »
Fandragon feels a tugging on his leg.

"Daddeh?"
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