Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
We figured she was rich, loaded to the hilt!
And we figured she had class like the Vanderbilts.
'Cause we had heard for years how she was so well reared.
How was we to know they meant the way she was built!
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!