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awclawson

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #60 on: 31 January 2011, 18:54:54 »
Dispensed candy from a machine is the ultimate gamble.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

Jaim Magnus

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #61 on: 31 January 2011, 19:29:47 »
Ultimate gamble for the ultimate prize.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #62 on: 01 February 2011, 01:18:02 »
The ultimate prize is not easily won nor is it easily kept
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #63 on: 01 February 2011, 03:26:09 »

easily kept is a gift no-one wants, like a can of Beverly
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #64 on: 01 February 2011, 03:32:04 »
Beverly Hills is the place I want to be
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Jaim Magnus

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #65 on: 01 February 2011, 17:13:41 »
To be a sanitation worker is a dirty and undesirable job.
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awclawson

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #66 on: 01 February 2011, 18:45:53 »
Job hunting is a pain in the behind.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #67 on: 01 February 2011, 19:13:21 »
Behind enemy lines is not an ideal place.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #68 on: 01 February 2011, 19:33:31 »
Place your bets on how long it will take to freeze wombat.

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #69 on: 01 February 2011, 20:07:06 »
Freeze Wombat, that seems like a bad idea.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #70 on: 01 February 2011, 21:44:47 »
Bad idea or clever ploy, only history will tell.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #71 on: 01 February 2011, 22:25:07 »
Tell no secrets, tell no lies.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #72 on: 02 February 2011, 00:41:30 »
Lies can get you anywhere.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #73 on: 02 February 2011, 03:03:49 »
Anywhere you are is someplace I've never been
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Traecer Revenant

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #74 on: 02 February 2011, 13:44:05 »
Never Been Thawed is a hilariously oddball indie movie that anyone who has lived in Phoenix should see!
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #75 on: 02 February 2011, 15:48:39 »
See that is what happens when you run with scissors.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #76 on: 02 February 2011, 15:50:07 »
Scissors can be used for cutting up body parts, as well as paper
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #77 on: 02 February 2011, 16:59:13 »
Paper has only remaining use:  to be shredded.

Jaim Magnus

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #78 on: 02 February 2011, 17:17:47 »
Shredded tires are very dangerous.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #79 on: 02 February 2011, 18:24:05 »
Dangerous curves ahead is what the sign on the models door said.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #80 on: 02 February 2011, 18:57:59 »
Said the Raven, pack up and leave.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #81 on: 02 February 2011, 20:01:32 »
Leave it to a Snow Raven to be practical ........ not
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Jaim Magnus

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #82 on: 02 February 2011, 20:22:19 »
Not practical you say, a pox on you today.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #83 on: 02 February 2011, 22:48:50 »
Today is a day away from yesterday and will always come before tomorrow.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #84 on: 02 February 2011, 23:16:15 »
Tomorrow will start things anew, and I shall make a filling stew.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #85 on: 02 February 2011, 23:35:31 »

Stew Griffin is what Stewie goes by when he enters his "Virginity Lost" epoch
Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Now Wombat, on the other hand, would be just the ticket right about now...and guns lots and lots of guns...and nukes, lots of them, too.

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #86 on: 03 February 2011, 01:27:29 »
Epoch Rooster, a take on the Millenium Falcon, was the name of one of my character's jumpship
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #87 on: 03 February 2011, 13:39:30 »
Jumpships Shouldn't jump- it's bad for their hips.
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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #88 on: 03 February 2011, 14:34:13 »
Hips must gyrate when you're playing with a hula hoop
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius
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awclawson

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Re: What Is Last Shall Be First!
« Reply #89 on: 03 February 2011, 16:15:40 »
Hula hoop contests may make someone with vertigo dizzy.


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy states: "There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. Its knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties."