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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1380 on: 09 October 2014, 10:46:42 »
Republic Invented Super Cannon?
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1381 on: 09 October 2014, 10:58:46 »
Looks like some people need to reread the New Tech chapter of ER3145...

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1382 on: 09 October 2014, 11:13:28 »
I'm guessing the people at the Republic Institute for Strategic Combat would know what it stands for, but they're not talking.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1383 on: 09 October 2014, 11:15:42 »
Looks like some people need to reread the New Tech chapter of ER3145...
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1384 on: 09 October 2014, 11:56:32 »
Republic Institute for Strategic Combat (ER:3145 Page 124)

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1385 on: 09 October 2014, 13:02:24 »
Looks like some people need to reread the New Tech chapter of ER3145...
Oh sure, if we want to go the BORING route.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1386 on: 09 October 2014, 13:28:14 »
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1387 on: 09 October 2014, 13:48:34 »
Revelations? I Should Coco!
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1388 on: 09 October 2014, 14:33:04 »
Really Inspiring, Some Caveats

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1389 on: 09 October 2014, 18:59:10 »
Random Interaction with Sexy Catgirls?

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« Reply #1390 on: 09 October 2014, 19:11:27 »
Relatively Insane Secret Casualties

Wait that is the Fortress Republic Program.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1391 on: 10 October 2014, 04:16:18 »
Random Insertion of Stealthy Cappellans?

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1392 on: 10 October 2014, 07:29:57 »
Really Intense Super Cappuccino - What the engineers were drinking when they made the stuff.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1393 on: 10 October 2014, 07:59:15 »
Rotating Intertube Space Cabin?  Like the space stations in those movies from the '50s?  Good thing there's no amorphous blob aliens in this game universe  ;D
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1394 on: 10 October 2014, 08:52:49 »
On a different note, How's people liking the HTP: REVIVAL Trails.  I've found Hellion Fury's campaign pretty good challenge, i love the Unit Sheet in back of the book. Something I always wanted to be using, instead of using a spread sheet.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1395 on: 10 October 2014, 09:15:13 »
The Revival book is a good read.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1396 on: 10 October 2014, 09:24:33 »
On a different note, How's people liking the HTP: REVIVAL Trails.  I've found Hellion Fury's campaign pretty good challenge, i love the Unit Sheet in back of the book. Something I always wanted to be using, instead of using a spread sheet.
It's good. I haven't played the tracks yet, but the fiction and historical information about the bidding and such is great.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1397 on: 10 October 2014, 10:27:50 »
I'm with Mbear on this. Haven't actually played any tracks yet(and it'll likely be a very long time before I do), but I love the insight we get into  the pre-REVIVAL Clans, especially those that no longer exist.

Also, the whole  thing is justified by the 90th Striker Irregulars, especially the first sentence of their notes. :D
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1398 on: 10 October 2014, 10:59:50 »
I'm a big fan of HTP:Revival... can't imagine why

The unit sections in the back are cool.  I was kind of sad because the Adder unit is my favorite (5th Assault) and there's not really new info.  Same old, big mobile mechs with lots of guns, they fight smart, blah blah. (Sometimes even the staunchest Adder fan finds our clan boring). Your welcome CHH, that was a heck of a parting gift for your trip to the Inner Sphere.

Haven't read in depth on many other units yet but some of them are cool so far.

The opening fiction is awesome.  We are the Star Adders and we love all out warrior clan brothers, let's unite and go invade and kic... oh forget it you little brats.  <begin evil plans>


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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1399 on: 10 October 2014, 11:52:32 »
On Sunday I will be playing the Revivial Placement Trials tracts with a group of at least four. I will post an after action report. Now to decide who to take.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1400 on: 10 October 2014, 13:10:15 »
I will admit that when reading it through, I thought that the tournament system needs a play through with my group.
Imagine having the winners as different Clans at the end of it all.  >:D
It's not about winning or losing, no it's all about how many chapters have you added to the rule books after your crazy antics.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1401 on: 10 October 2014, 13:12:33 »
I am soooooo close to using my homemade clan. Imagine the Draconis Combine or Federated Commonwealth being invaded by Clan Platypus.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1402 on: 10 October 2014, 13:14:31 »
I am soooooo close to using my homemade clan. Imagine the Draconis Combine or Federated Commonwealth being invaded by Clan Platypus.
Or Clan Spaniel.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1403 on: 10 October 2014, 13:18:06 »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  O0
That would be also. Khan Polly goes on the attack.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1404 on: 10 October 2014, 13:41:21 »
Obviously I need to start working on Clan Snark Pigeon again.

I was happy to see RATs personally. I'll be using them for an Alpha Strike campaign in the near future.
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1405 on: 10 October 2014, 21:46:58 »
Still hoping for the HTP: Widowmaker project!

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1406 on: 10 October 2014, 21:53:29 »
Did some call for Clan Tanite Brain Slug Chill Penguin Which Is Obviously Not Infested By Tanite Brain Slugs?
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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1407 on: 10 October 2014, 22:35:35 »
I was always fond of Clan Mammoth Ass, named for a giant breed of Strana Mechty donkey.

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Re: More crack please
« Reply #1408 on: 10 October 2014, 22:56:33 »
Clan Iron Wombat


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« Reply #1409 on: 10 October 2014, 23:06:27 »
Clan Iron Wombat



This may be my new favorite Non-Canon Clan.  Way to go.
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