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The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« on: 17 January 2015, 23:30:06 »
The Old Scott looked out over all the atlas and Battlmasters and wondered if it were a Assault drivers convention.
Ai this here Grif Mod is right good enough fer me I thank ye.
And if Any of ye remember a TRUEHART let me know
Been there-done that-now what?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #1 on: 21 January 2015, 13:41:26 »
I remember the older than me founder of the Salohma Club. Don't know about all of the Stompers, but my Hetzer is parked out back.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #2 on: 21 January 2015, 23:53:20 »
h yeas tis a right fine gunner ye be too as I recall. Might ye be interested in a new merc group? an a nod of thanks lets get a wee dram of whiskey to help remember the old days laddy
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #3 on: 22 January 2015, 07:56:37 »
[...the Hetzer suddenly explodes, as if on cue.]

**Ka-BOOM!!**

[Amongst the falling debris, a half-burnt marsupial falls down, landing on top of Achoo...splattering him with Tapioca pudding.]

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #4 on: 22 January 2015, 14:59:48 »
There goes the Chinese firewall again.... ;)

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #5 on: 23 January 2015, 00:34:25 »
Could a been Irish cut Oats at least  O:-)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #6 on: 23 January 2015, 01:51:30 »
CURSE YOU WOMBAT! I JUST HAD THAT THING OVERHAULED!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #7 on: 23 January 2015, 21:53:16 »
Truehart looking in a small book open to the end and shakes his head several times...."nope not covered in the  insurance. Sorry but not a soul would give us any insurance with  (looks around carefuly) ye know who about."
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #8 on: 24 January 2015, 01:46:56 »
Of course it wasn't insured against Wombat damage.  #P







Oh well, it was stolen anyway. Just have to go steal another.  >:D
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #9 on: 27 January 2015, 12:39:38 »
[...a small blue furry paw hands Achoo a marsupial-guaranteed insurance policy. Only 17 trillion C-Bills. Quarterly.]

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #10 on: 30 January 2015, 20:39:16 »
[Achoo hands the marsupial-guaranteed insurance policy to Trueheart....using tongs to hold the policy just in case......]
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #11 on: 31 January 2015, 08:49:39 »
[...oddly enough it appears to be written in crayon. And it appears to be ticking.]

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #12 on: 31 January 2015, 16:05:59 »
The Old Scott looked out over all the atlas and Battlmasters and wondered if it were a Assault drivers convention.
Ai this here Grif Mod is right good enough fer me I thank ye.
And if Any of ye remember a TRUEHART let me know
I remember you from my tank driving days. A drink for Mr. Truehart on me.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #13 on: 31 January 2015, 16:07:41 »
CURSE YOU WOMBAT! I JUST HAD THAT THING OVERHAULED!
Relax, that one was mine. Yours is over there.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #14 on: 31 January 2015, 20:05:14 »
*looks at the poster*

Wait....it can't be....

OMG ITZ BR-oh, no it's only trueheart. :p :)

(Missed this thread entirely.)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #15 on: 03 February 2015, 02:19:21 »
**poof**

[Clarke's pants disappears.]

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #16 on: 03 February 2015, 04:36:34 »
*Drewbcca slowly walks away while pushing a button that opens the door on a large semi. Out of the semi walk several genetically engineered Thylacoleo Carnifexes.*


I new I would learn something from those clanners.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #17 on: 03 February 2015, 09:44:15 »
Oh, look! Something for Wombat to play with! How cute!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #18 on: 03 February 2015, 21:13:03 »
**poof**

[Clarke's pants disappears.]

Huh? ???  Damn, it's drafty in here.

*looks down*

 :-[

*slinks offscreen to grab some pants and underwear*

I'll be back shortly, guys. :-[
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #19 on: 13 February 2015, 19:09:56 »
*Drewbacca drives up with a large truck, flips the side wall down revealing rack after rack of pants.*

So I figured what good is fate if you don't tempt it.

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #20 on: 14 February 2015, 01:29:54 »
Ooh, what's this?  Pants on sale, five fingered discount. :)

*walks off with 8 or 9 pairs of 38-30's, puts one pair on*
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #21 on: 14 February 2015, 01:45:17 »
[Achoo parks a brand spanking freshly stolen, repainted, all serial numbers replaced and freshly manufactured paperwork Hetzer with a RAC 5 in the parking lot]

OK, I'm back!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #22 on: 26 February 2015, 00:47:59 »
Hmmmm I know I left me trus here abouts> wombat< na no way that marsuple gets in me 42's Hmm well they be a bright green I suppose I can wear the Kilt a bit longer.
After a tem second brain lapse some call it by other names.
Where are me trus? I keen they be here just a few
another pause this time for a bit longer
What was it I was doinnnnnng
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #23 on: 26 February 2015, 03:00:36 »
Drinking.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #24 on: 02 March 2015, 02:21:23 »
[Oddly enough, Wombat appears to be down at the local TJ Max, buying three baskets of pants with Clarke's credit cards...]

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #25 on: 08 March 2015, 04:38:10 »
OK, I accounted for Clarke's light fingers, and Wombat's Wombatishness, but where the hell did the rest of the pants go? I mean seriously that truk was full.


Man those Diamond Foxes are going to be pissed......

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #26 on: 08 March 2015, 20:59:17 »
[Oddly enough, Wombat appears to be down at the local TJ Max, buying three baskets of pants with Clarke's credit cards...]

What credit cards?  ???
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #27 on: 09 March 2015, 00:50:31 »
**big toothy grin**

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #28 on: 09 March 2015, 08:46:47 »
*Examines one of the credit cards*

*Notices that they are nothing more than playing cards*

 :D
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #29 on: 09 March 2015, 12:00:59 »
Wombat is always playing with cards. Rarely with a full deck, but always playing with them.... ^-^
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