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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #120 on: 30 April 2017, 22:23:58 »
Clangluna has a couple U-Boats in the fleet. Unfortunately we don't have a seas to use them on and/or under.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #121 on: 30 April 2017, 22:44:55 »
Which is probably for the best, to be honest.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #122 on: 30 April 2017, 23:12:15 »
Yeah.  I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #123 on: 01 May 2017, 00:17:32 »
Yeah.  I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

U-Boats doesn't sink, they just get really good at crash dives.  O0
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #124 on: 01 May 2017, 14:42:51 »
Yeah.  I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.

No.  It's that Clang likes screen doors

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #125 on: 01 May 2017, 15:02:02 »
Yeah.  I heard someone kept sinking them with Neptune Submarines and Morays.
No.  It's that Clang likes screen doors
Soo...he went to the School of Young Biff
Quote from: Old Biff
It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #126 on: 01 May 2017, 15:47:15 »
Yes

What's your point?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #127 on: 01 May 2017, 15:49:58 »
I'm not sure. *looks at his empty beer mug*  I think the beer was talkin.
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"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #128 on: 01 May 2017, 15:51:33 »
I was wondering why you sounded smarter.   ;D ;)

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #129 on: 02 May 2017, 01:14:05 »
Props for sliding in a Back to the Future reference.  O0
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #130 on: 02 May 2017, 01:19:18 »
Mopar just like sliding in and out.   O:-)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #131 on: 02 May 2017, 01:24:54 »
Mopar just like sliding in and out.   O:-)


I feel context is very important here.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #132 on: 02 May 2017, 01:28:15 »
Unfortunately context is the one thing you will not get here.  O:-)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #133 on: 02 May 2017, 06:22:15 »
I think Mopar slid off the road into that Dukes of Hazard car wrecks that seem to popup.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #134 on: 02 May 2017, 11:02:45 »
Damn I thought I made that one up myself. 

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #135 on: 02 May 2017, 21:50:14 »
Nope.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #136 on: 03 May 2017, 00:20:36 »
Back to the drawing board

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #137 on: 03 May 2017, 06:13:10 »
Back to the tow truck you mean!  Your off road after that skid.  I called triple A for you....i'm not sure about the tow company.

*Suddenly a flat bed rushes in and runs number people over as its does a 180 skid to a stop. <<Screetch>>  Then Weezles dressed in "Wild Weezles Towing" chain up MoparMessiah and his car onto their fusion powered flatbed wrecker and burn rubber out of parking lot!*
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #138 on: 03 May 2017, 12:36:19 »
I have my own car trailer and three 4x4s

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #139 on: 05 May 2017, 01:34:39 »
You may have them but those wascawwy woozels got you right now.

*sniff* *sniff* Poor Mopar. I miss him already.






Where is the beer.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #140 on: 05 May 2017, 06:45:07 »
Over here in the mobile party van.
*points out customized Badger transport with the expandable bar on the side of it with disco lights flashing and steady neon lights with various Inner Sphere and local beers.*
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #141 on: 06 May 2017, 09:20:27 »
I'm still here Achoo  :-*

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #142 on: 09 May 2017, 00:31:31 »
I'm still here Achoo  :-*

***Clang looks around perplexed as he hears Mopar's disembodied voice. ***
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #143 on: 09 May 2017, 08:05:30 »
Come on.  I'm indestructible

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #144 on: 09 May 2017, 13:56:03 »
Indestructible as your a ghost Dodge from yesteryear who invisible or just the mentality?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #145 on: 09 May 2017, 23:35:26 »
Mopar may be indestructible, but his mental processes are questionable and his grammatical skills openly suspect.   >:D
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #146 on: 10 May 2017, 00:20:42 »
***Clang walks by with a gigantic sardene and 42 baby flesh-eating fluffy bunnies.***

Nothing to see here, move along folks. 
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #147 on: 10 May 2017, 06:31:03 »
*Wrangler takes a gulp from his beer at the mobile bar van in the parking lot.*
Well, nothing to see there.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #148 on: 11 May 2017, 00:26:53 »
Achoo insists on not seeing anything for legal reasons.  :-X
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #149 on: 12 May 2017, 16:09:01 »

***The giant sardene ends up being a minisub in disguise, which Clang trains the bunny to operate as a crew using stealth torpedoes. Nobody notices as the live torpedoes are loaded on the sub with the names of their intended targets painted on the side. These names include the NiƱa, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, HMS Victory,  USS Constitution, USS Monitor, the Lusitania and Titanic, the USS Arizona, the INJ Yamato and the cruise ship Posidon. Clang has an extra torpedo for the battleship Potemkin for good measure. Those whacky commies. Soon after the loading Clang throws a going away party for the valiant rabbits and their brave minisub. The rabbits get loaded at the party when Clang fills all the water coolers with 199% proof "It might not kill you" brand  vodka. Soon the drunken rabbits are sailing out of sight in their sardine Submarine.***
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