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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #90 on: 12 April 2017, 09:57:30 »
I am kind of torn here. They were Wombats Of Bunny and servants of Him, but they were Wombats.

Oh well, the Word Of Bunny Peeps are inbound to kill you with marshmallowy goodness.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #91 on: 12 April 2017, 10:33:16 »
*From the Bunker crackles Wrangler*
/\/\/\"No Worries Semi-Insane Achoo, the Candy Brain-Washed Master all that is Pink.  The local zoo has perfect solution to your Bunny Peeps problems.  UNLEASH THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!!!"/\/\/\/\/\

*From the grounds shrubbery bunch of rather large and very hungry hippos rush the peeps with eager vigger and begins their onslaught of mass consumption of the Delicious peeps no matter HOW MANY that appears, the hippos makes them a tasty treat!*
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #92 on: 12 April 2017, 22:10:46 »
You know, Wrangler is just not a very nice guy. Oh well.   }:)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #93 on: 12 April 2017, 23:00:07 »
When people try stuff me with candy at gun point, i take exception to that. 
That and no beer.  That's even bigger priority.  #P
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #94 on: 13 April 2017, 02:29:49 »
Shouldn't it be Marshmallow Gooeyness ?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #95 on: 15 April 2017, 21:08:25 »
[Achoo disappears in a swirl of pink and reappears in the Word Of Bunny HQ. Two bored bunnies wearing pink berets just wave him into the audience chamber, where HE awaits.]

Achoo: My master. *wheeze*
HIM: What's up doc?
Achoo: I tried to spread the word of sugary goodness to the *wheeze* halls of CBT, but there was one who resisted.....violently. *wheeze*
HIM: Who was the guy?
Achoo: Wrangler *wheeze*
HIM: Is he a nincowpoop? Is he an ultramaroon?
Achoo: About as maroon as they come, my master. *wheeze*
HIM: What's the matter with your voice
Achoo: *wheeze* I have a cold. *wheeze*
HIM: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, keep that to yourself there doc.
Achoo: *wheeze* I will try. What are we to do about Wrangler? *wheeze*
HIM: Don't worry about that. This little grey wabbit has a plan on how to wrangle that varmint. Go home and take care of your cold.
Achoo: *wheeze* As you wish my master. *wheeze* *wheeze* ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HIM: Gesundheit!
Achoo: Tank you.

[So it is that on Easter Sunday the lucky chosen members of those who post on CBT are visited by Easter Bunnies that leave eggs, candy and bottles of Irish whiskey. Except for Wrangler, who is visited by a pack of Easter Monkeys that yell harshly and throw lots of brown things at Wrangler. None of that they throw is chocolate. And no booze for poopy head Wrangler.]

Thus ends this years Easter Word Of Bunny programming. We now return you to your regularly scheduled sorta normalish CBT programing, already in progress. Happy Easter.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #96 on: 16 April 2017, 00:55:56 »
OOC: Happy Easter, Achoo. Thank you for the entertaining installment!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #97 on: 17 April 2017, 01:48:01 »
I had fun.  O0
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #98 on: 17 April 2017, 07:12:16 »
What heck happened to BoP? 
*Peers around see some of the BoP's has disassembled him and made him resemble into 1940s Merc Automobile*.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #99 on: 17 April 2017, 10:04:49 »
A 51 Merc would have been far better

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #100 on: 18 April 2017, 16:42:02 »
We could order spare parts from the Clamp-o Remanfactures, they could make him look like 51 Merc.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #101 on: 19 April 2017, 22:51:44 »
We could order spare parts from the Clamp-o Remanfactures, they could make him look like 51 Merc.

https://static.mwomercs.com/img/news/media/bb6044534beeb4380409f1a7bfd34119.png

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #102 on: 20 April 2017, 15:50:42 »
What's he talking about Willis?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #103 on: 20 April 2017, 23:30:48 »
Not a clue Willis.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #104 on: 21 April 2017, 13:16:34 »
What ever happened to Willis?

Oh yeah he's dead.  Along with everyone else on that show.  It was like the Poltergeist of TV. 

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #105 on: 21 April 2017, 14:16:09 »
Summer is comin soon, maybe we should have a car show or Mech show.  The parking lot needs more action.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #106 on: 22 April 2017, 12:05:48 »
We could have some chase scenes. Otherwise parking lots are for parking. Not much action there.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #107 on: 22 April 2017, 23:50:49 »
What about caravel with Wombat's cousins running it?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #108 on: 23 April 2017, 23:47:45 »
Huh.  [drool]
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #109 on: 24 April 2017, 21:48:02 »
A caravel? Is the parking lot next to the ocean? We have boat parking here too?
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #110 on: 25 April 2017, 11:01:19 »
A caravel? Is the parking lot next to the ocean? We have boat parking here too?

The Pacific Ocean is basically one big multilevel parking lot for boats.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #111 on: 25 April 2017, 17:42:57 »
There a Dock on the other side of Parking lot i think.  Thou one of the ships is a freighter slightly listing to its port with "BOP Industries Freight Lines" on the side of it.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #112 on: 25 April 2017, 23:02:12 »
Do we have U boat parking?

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #113 on: 26 April 2017, 00:43:07 »
If U want to park U boat U can do so if U want.   ::)
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #114 on: 26 April 2017, 03:19:59 »
OK I'm with U

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #115 on: 26 April 2017, 18:49:53 »
U got to be Kidding me. We got a U-Boat??
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #116 on: 27 April 2017, 01:08:39 »
No, U got no U boat. Mopar has his boat. If U want a boat U got to go get one for U self.
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #117 on: 27 April 2017, 03:03:24 »
U got to be Kidding me. We got a U-Boat??

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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #118 on: 30 April 2017, 10:31:41 »
Just like the one Gilligan wore on the island! Whoooot!
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Re: The mechwarrior Hall Parking lot Blues
« Reply #119 on: 30 April 2017, 19:56:05 »
Just like the one Gilligan wore on the island! Whoooot!

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