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The Church of All Gods
« on: 15 April 2011, 11:30:09 »
All "Gods" (big or small) are welcome here.

All Hail The Great Heston bringer of the Holy Fallout!   [notworthy]


The Big List of Gods

Heston -- God of the Bomb
Shatner -- God of the Cheese
Ghnu -- God of Battletech
Femputer -- Goddess of Snu Snu
« Last Edit: 17 April 2011, 10:22:31 by Clangador »
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2011, 11:30:46 »

Oh and Shatner for being Shatner!
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2011, 11:33:21 »
All hail Ghu, the God of Battletech.
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2011, 11:34:18 »
Oh and a nominate Emperor Clangador of Clangluna as the first The Pope.

The Pope Clang the Clangtastic (the First).

Carry on earthlings...
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2011, 11:35:59 »
The Big List of Gods

Heston -- God of the Bomb
Shatner -- God of the Cheese
Ghnu -- God of Battletech
Femputer -- Goddess of Snu Snu
« Last Edit: 17 April 2011, 10:16:14 by Clangador »
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2011, 11:38:12 »
It's Ghu, not Ghnu. Next time this happens Ghu cause your PPCs to blow up.
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2011, 11:56:39 »
Okay, okay.


The Big List of Gods

Ghu -- God of Battletech
Shatner -- God of The Cheese
Heston -- God of the Bomb
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2011, 00:25:49 »
All gods? What happened to my tabernacle?   ;)

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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2011, 17:47:31 »
All gods? What happened to my tabernacle?   ;)

So be it.
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #9 on: 17 April 2011, 06:56:51 »
I nominate Femputer, goddess of Snu Snu.

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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #10 on: 17 April 2011, 07:14:51 »
All hail Ghu, the God of Battletech.

Ghu was officially adopted into Battletech?

Sweet!

Hey, do you think that battle armored Little Fuzzies would make good infiltrators?  }:)

H. Beam Piper forever, baby!  8)

I'd have loved to have seen a Battletech novel written by him. [rockon]
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #11 on: 17 April 2011, 07:39:20 »
If you are, or have been, in the Battle Corps. Ghu's name has been invoked more than other Godling.
Commandant Otto Maurus, ARWH-1Z ArcHammer, Maurus' Minutemen
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #12 on: 17 April 2011, 10:17:46 »
UPDATED

The Big List of Gods

Heston -- God of the Bomb
Shatner -- God of the Cheese
Ghnu -- God of Battletech
Femputer -- Goddess of Snu Snu

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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #13 on: 17 April 2011, 13:39:38 »
Death..... by Snu snu!   :D

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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #14 on: 17 April 2011, 15:54:43 »
Death..... by Snu snu!   :D

I still hope I will die like that. The Clang-a-Wife would disagree.
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #15 on: 17 April 2011, 19:32:01 »
If you are, or have been, in the Battle Corps. Ghu's name has been invoked more than other Godling.

I pilot a Stalker for 'em.  :)
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #16 on: 18 April 2011, 12:24:01 »
I pilot a Stalker for 'em.  :)

Good?
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #17 on: 18 April 2011, 14:22:20 »
Good?

Damn right it's good! Stalker 8S packs quite a wallop.  :)
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #18 on: 18 April 2011, 17:17:28 »
Damn right it's good! Stalker 8S packs quite a wallop.  :)

I have not played in a bit. (I blame Mopar.)
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #19 on: 23 April 2011, 13:03:50 »

Today is High Mass for the Church of the Alpha-Omega Bomb. All praise the glory of the Holy Fallout!   [notworthy]
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #20 on: 14 May 2011, 17:56:16 »

The gods are displeased...
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #21 on: 21 May 2011, 14:38:42 »

Very displeased now...
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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #22 on: 21 May 2011, 20:44:13 »
Very displeased now...

"To hell with you Crom!"
We hear that there are tumults and riots in Rome, and that voices are raised concerning the army and the quality of our soldiers. Make haste to reassure us that you love and support us as we love and support you, for if we find that we have left our bones to bleach in these sands in vain, then beware the fury of the legions.


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Re: The Church of All Gods
« Reply #23 on: 22 May 2011, 13:08:47 »
"To hell with you Crom!"

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"


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