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firewyrm

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bumper stickers
« on: 15 April 2011, 21:05:09 »
Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say

on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2011, 21:22:04 »
Seen on an AWS-9Q

"Now with 33% more Awesome!"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2011, 21:36:19 »
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2011, 21:38:16 »
On the back of my mech?

"If you can read this... nuts!" #P
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2011, 21:48:48 »
"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2011, 21:59:43 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2011, 22:50:44 »
on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2011, 00:01:09 »
That's easy!


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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2011, 02:16:52 »
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #9 on: 16 April 2011, 02:56:23 »
On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #10 on: 16 April 2011, 03:43:15 »
Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:

"Now, its Miller Time"

For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):

"Reach out and touch someone"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #11 on: 16 April 2011, 04:24:24 »
I can just picture a few :

"If you can read this, you're in firing range"

"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #12 on: 16 April 2011, 04:30:42 »

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #13 on: 16 April 2011, 06:43:01 »
MechWarriors do it in cockpits.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #14 on: 16 April 2011, 06:52:35 »
On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #15 on: 16 April 2011, 08:18:57 »
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at


on the back of a locust
speed the only way to avoid being hit
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #16 on: 16 April 2011, 09:11:14 »
"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #17 on: 16 April 2011, 09:18:50 »
Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.

"If you can read this, you're too close."
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #18 on: 16 April 2011, 09:22:23 »
On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #19 on: 16 April 2011, 10:15:51 »
On your favorite flashbulb mech........

"Say Cheese!!!"

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« Reply #20 on: 16 April 2011, 10:39:40 »
"This mech survived Tukiyyad"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #21 on: 16 April 2011, 10:47:29 »
"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #22 on: 16 April 2011, 10:53:16 »
"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #23 on: 16 April 2011, 11:04:59 »
Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!" :D
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #24 on: 16 April 2011, 14:16:52 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

Actually, I'd expect an Archer to have (on the launcher covers) "close OPEN cover before striking"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #25 on: 16 April 2011, 17:53:51 »
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #26 on: 16 April 2011, 17:58:39 »
On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #27 on: 16 April 2011, 18:19:13 »
On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #28 on: 16 April 2011, 18:27:29 »
Will break for vision quests.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #29 on: 16 April 2011, 18:32:34 »
On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #30 on: 16 April 2011, 19:38:38 »
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

I have a picture of a Glock pistol that has "Smile Wait for Flash" enscribed around the very end of the business end of its barrel...  ;D

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #31 on: 16 April 2011, 19:53:59 »
That's easy!


that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #32 on: 16 April 2011, 23:30:25 »
Back off jack, I'm not that kind of Mech.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #33 on: 17 April 2011, 00:23:49 »
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #34 on: 17 April 2011, 02:27:03 »
"Succession Happens"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #35 on: 17 April 2011, 04:34:46 »
Anything with ye olde maligned UAC/5:

"Oh, yeah? Well, MY autocannon has a 'vibrate' setting!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #36 on: 17 April 2011, 08:46:16 »
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at

Here's a direct link to the full sized version...

http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #37 on: 17 April 2011, 14:55:39 »
One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #38 on: 17 April 2011, 17:26:07 »
on a thor mech
was  in a Linkin Park music video

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #39 on: 17 April 2011, 17:31:44 »
The old school 'phallic' Mackie: why yes, that IS a gun in my pants....
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #40 on: 20 May 2018, 15:50:49 »
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

Love this.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #41 on: 20 May 2018, 15:59:07 »
Not a mech but on my Hetzer, "Quality is Job One."

On a Champion, "My other job is a forklift."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #42 on: 20 May 2018, 16:03:10 »
An oldy but goodie, i would have a big smiley face that says “have a nice day!”

Considering the ideal situation of those seeing it is after they have been gunned down...
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #43 on: 20 May 2018, 16:06:15 »
Since this thread got revived:

One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #45 on: 20 May 2018, 16:16:01 »
Have Gauss, Will Travel.

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« Reply #46 on: 20 May 2018, 17:17:53 »
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« Reply #47 on: 20 May 2018, 17:34:11 »
AFFS:  Liberating Capellans since 2317.
yes please, one dozen for other cars please
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #48 on: 20 May 2018, 18:31:09 »
How about the old
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading 

Or updated to
I'm venting heat!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #49 on: 20 May 2018, 20:47:53 »
On any unit with TAG...

" TAG yer IT! "

or

" Wait for it, wait for it... bye-bye! "

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« Reply #50 on: 20 May 2018, 21:01:45 »
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« Reply #51 on: 20 May 2018, 21:06:24 »
Baby on Board, please drive carefully.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #52 on: 20 May 2018, 21:24:03 »
that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D

That's just mean. I thought the Dragoons denied stepping on Waco Jr.?

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« Reply #53 on: 20 May 2018, 21:32:21 »
I want some of these for my car.
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« Reply #54 on: 20 May 2018, 21:48:07 »
Free Worlds League: We put the "un" in unity.
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« Reply #55 on: 28 June 2018, 09:41:40 »
"Vehicle makes frequent jumps!"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #56 on: 29 June 2018, 08:08:51 »
C:-)
Guys, this is a fun thread, but remember the forum rules about proper conduct.
Keep the suggestions PG-13 and appropriate for people of a variety of ages.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #57 on: 29 June 2018, 21:21:20 »
On the back of a Stinger:  "My other mech is real"

On the back of an Atlas:  "Did the earth move for you darling"

On the back of an UrbanMech:  "This is a bollard, please ignore."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #58 on: 30 June 2018, 00:19:00 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"

Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...

I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #59 on: 30 June 2018, 00:19:15 »
On a Warhawk Prime

If you can read this I've made a mistake

On a King Crab

If you can read this you've made a mistake.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #60 on: 30 June 2018, 01:28:57 »
On a Hussar:

"I brake for no one!"
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« Reply #61 on: 30 June 2018, 01:33:28 »
"yUm jaM!"
"mY liFE iS PaIn!"
"WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?"


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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #62 on: 30 June 2018, 14:38:19 »
I've painted a red cross hair on my Fleas back before.

But try these:

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Hot Stuff! found on a Liao 'Hammer.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #63 on: 02 July 2018, 14:46:19 »
yes please, one dozen for other cars please

I agree ...


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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #64 on: 12 July 2018, 22:52:54 »
I've never made bumper sticker before with graphics. So forgive me for having not so good of a image.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #65 on: 16 July 2018, 11:18:36 »
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

I think that would be FAR more appropriate on Victor's Direwolf, hehe.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #66 on: 23 July 2018, 20:18:43 »
For a Balius: "Clantech is Magic"
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« Reply #67 on: 23 July 2018, 20:30:15 »
Not "Firepower is Magic"?
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« Reply #68 on: 17 September 2019, 21:04:24 »
On the back of a Phoenix Hawk:

"YOU CAN"T SEE ME!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #69 on: 18 September 2019, 20:58:14 »
Bumper sticker for a Ares Superheavy Tripod
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #70 on: 18 September 2019, 21:07:25 »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Tripod Superheavy:

Ack ack? Ack ack!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #71 on: 18 September 2019, 21:22:42 »
Hmmm maybe this...

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #72 on: 19 September 2019, 17:23:29 »
MAXIM 43
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #73 on: 19 September 2019, 19:15:43 »
"That's Lieutenant Faceplant to you, Corporal!"
Things that I have learnt through clicking too fast on 'Move Done' on MegaMek: Double-check the CF of the building before jumping onto it, check artillery arrival times before standing in the neighbouring hex, and don't run across your own minefield.

 

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