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BirdofPrey

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1020 on: 19 August 2019, 19:08:20 »
Hey don't forget your complementary BoP Industries Remote Controlled EMP Grenade (remote not included)

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1021 on: 19 August 2019, 20:01:53 »
( Wrangler watches that EMP Gernade bounce off the floor and onto the back of the invisible truetanker. )
[ *EXPLOSION!*]
(truetanker fizzle back visually then tip over landing with a thud on the floor.)

Well. Now how we can get him back to. "normal"?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1022 on: 19 August 2019, 20:29:31 »
* God voiced modulator

Hahaha frail! There is more than one suit or even Level II here...

Blake's love is almighty! Accession is only for those that have proven oneself.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1023 on: 19 August 2019, 21:17:22 »
(Wrangler notices a old style Tape recorder)  *click*
Hmm, i guess he trying be sneaky.

Man that tea really messed him up.

(borrows couple more EMP Magnet Grenades and watches them smack into remaining "5" suits and explosions.)

<<suddenly the Ferret ambulance arrives...after running over all six men, who may or may not include truetanker (yes it did). Ferrets get out, pick up the soldiers out their tin can suits and doss them head over toe into the ambulance and zoom off!!>>


"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1024 on: 21 August 2019, 17:35:31 »
I hate the Flakey Blakeys. I think that even Blake would hate them.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1025 on: 22 August 2019, 11:00:59 »
Flakey Blakeys, sounds like terrible cereal.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1026 on: 22 August 2019, 14:54:55 »
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1027 on: 22 August 2019, 15:11:40 »
Only if you're a cereal killer.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1028 on: 22 August 2019, 16:11:12 »
It's the Cereal Breakfast of Champions!
Wait, your telling me they stock this terrible cereal inside Champion heavy mechs? Eesh, glad i don't pilot those.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1029 on: 22 August 2019, 18:56:12 »
they get soggy real fast

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1030 on: 27 August 2019, 23:57:13 »
Follow your nose!  It always knows the flavor of death wherever it goes!

Terror in the supermarket, shoppers run in horror!
Shredded boxes in the aisle, corpses on the floor!
Those who ran, the joy is mine, now they're gonna pay!
Sugar coated slaughter is the order of the day!
Toucan, Son of Sam!  Toucan, Son of Sam!  Toucan, Son of Sam!
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Five rounds, rapid!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1031 on: 28 August 2019, 15:58:03 »
(watches a ferret on small Hoverboard wearing a messager outfit hand ClarkeMarek an endorsement check from Flakey Blakely Inc for his latest musical jingle.  Then Ferret speeds off and crashes down hallway since it's INDOORS.)

Waitminute, people going corporate getting buy out Flakey inc??  :o
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1032 on: 29 August 2019, 17:41:55 »
Messager outfit?

Do I want to know what that is?

Wrangler

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1033 on: 30 August 2019, 08:18:37 »
You know, the uniform someone wears when they work for hand messenger outfit?



Sort like this.  Though...i could have sworn Ferret wore pants...i don't look at that sort thing!!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1034 on: 04 September 2019, 22:03:43 »
Silly Wrangler, Ferrets don't wear pants!





They wear kilts!   >:D :thumbsup: 8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1035 on: 05 September 2019, 07:03:30 »
Donald, where's your trousers?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1036 on: 05 September 2019, 07:55:19 »
(Wrangler takes truetanker's box of Flakey Blakelies away from him to stop him going kookoo again.  Replaces them with ClangoCrunch cereal.)

There, he should be right (or not) as rain or rust.

(Drinks his beer, hoping bartender recovers from snacking on the year old pretzels that were left o the bar.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1037 on: 07 September 2019, 16:10:57 »
There is a new type of Flakey Blakeys! It has sprinkles!  :thumbsup:
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1038 on: 07 September 2019, 19:34:53 »
And glow in the dark Mushroom shaped fruity Marshmellows!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1039 on: 08 September 2019, 23:57:24 »
Oh yes! Those are the best! The box even has warning labels!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1040 on: 10 September 2019, 15:52:08 »
Are you saying you are boxed in?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #1041 on: 10 September 2019, 23:25:23 »
Nope. Nobody outboxes me!
It's OK to disagree with me......I can't force you to be right.

If you are waiting for me to go out of my mind you will have to wait. The exits are not clearly marked.

 

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