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Valkerie

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #60 on: 30 June 2018, 01:28:57 »
On a Hussar:

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MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #61 on: 30 June 2018, 01:33:28 »
"yUm jaM!"
"mY liFE iS PaIn!"
"WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?"


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truetanker

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #62 on: 30 June 2018, 14:38:19 »
I've painted a red cross hair on my Fleas back before.

But try these:

Look Ma, I stood up! on a Fafnir.

Hot Stuff! found on a Liao 'Hammer.

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Highball

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #63 on: 02 July 2018, 14:46:19 »
yes please, one dozen for other cars please

I agree ...

Combined arms is not just a way to wage war ...... it is an art form!

The Butchers Bill is always too high!

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Wrangler

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #64 on: 12 July 2018, 22:52:54 »
I've never made bumper sticker before with graphics. So forgive me for having not so good of a image.

« Last Edit: 18 September 2019, 20:56:48 by Wrangler »
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #65 on: 16 July 2018, 11:18:36 »
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

I think that would be FAR more appropriate on Victor's Direwolf, hehe.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #66 on: 23 July 2018, 20:18:43 »
For a Balius: "Clantech is Magic"
Subtlety is for those who lack a bigger gun.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #67 on: 23 July 2018, 20:30:15 »
Not "Firepower is Magic"?

Our Officer's Club is better than your Officer's Club.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #68 on: 17 September 2019, 21:04:24 »
On the back of a Phoenix Hawk:

"YOU CAN"T SEE ME!"

with John Cena hand wave
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Wrangler

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #69 on: 18 September 2019, 20:58:14 »
Bumper sticker for a Ares Superheavy Tripod
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"This is a BATTLEMECH"
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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #70 on: 18 September 2019, 21:07:25 »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Tripod Superheavy:

Ack ack? Ack ack!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #71 on: 18 September 2019, 21:22:42 »
Hmmm maybe this...

"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #72 on: 19 September 2019, 17:23:29 »
MAXIM 43
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #73 on: 19 September 2019, 19:15:43 »
"That's Lieutenant Faceplant to you, Corporal!"
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