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firewyrm

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bumper stickers
« on: 15 April 2011, 21:05:09 »
Imagen if you could put a bumper sticker on your mech what would it say

on a warhammer
guns go boom so do you

LordChaos

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2011, 21:22:04 »
Seen on an AWS-9Q

"Now with 33% more Awesome!"
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willydstyle

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2011, 21:36:19 »
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

SteelRaven

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2011, 21:38:16 »
On the back of my mech?

"If you can read this... nuts!" #P
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Kotetsu

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2011, 21:48:48 »
"If you can read this... you're on my side, right?"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2011, 21:59:43 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"
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firewyrm

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2011, 22:50:44 »
on any battlemech
and to think i could be stuck at being a fry cook

fuzzychief

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #7 on: 16 April 2011, 00:01:09 »
That's easy!


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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2011, 02:16:52 »
Seen painted on Hanse Davions Battlemaster.
"My other ride is your kings daughter"

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #9 on: 16 April 2011, 02:56:23 »
On a Fafnir: Mine's bigger.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #10 on: 16 April 2011, 03:43:15 »
Inside the LRM covers of a Catapult, so that it can be read when they flip up:

"Now, its Miller Time"

For the Rifleman variant with the twin light gauss rifles (or anything mounting HVAC/2's):

"Reach out and touch someone"
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Jamil Nate

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #11 on: 16 April 2011, 04:24:24 »
I can just picture a few :

"If you can read this, you're in firing range"

"[Insert Capital World name] or Bust!"

"EXTERMINATE!"

"The Word of Blake wants you... DEAD!"

shivanwurm

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #12 on: 16 April 2011, 04:30:42 »

thepromethean83

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #13 on: 16 April 2011, 06:43:01 »
MechWarriors do it in cockpits.
"I feel sentimental about the Wobblies" - Allen Ginsberg

A. Lurker

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #14 on: 16 April 2011, 06:52:35 »
On an UrbanMech: "Post No Bills"

firewyrm

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #15 on: 16 April 2011, 08:18:57 »
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at


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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #16 on: 16 April 2011, 09:11:14 »
"I'm the truck you couldn't get the number of"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #17 on: 16 April 2011, 09:18:50 »
Hatchetman/Nightsky/Axeman et al.

"If you can read this, you're too close."
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Greyhind

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #18 on: 16 April 2011, 09:22:23 »
On a Dig Lord:
Now this is a 4x4!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #19 on: 16 April 2011, 10:15:51 »
On your favorite flashbulb mech........

"Say Cheese!!!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #20 on: 16 April 2011, 10:39:40 »
"This mech survived Tukiyyad"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #21 on: 16 April 2011, 10:47:29 »
"How's my piloting? call 1-800 eat ****!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #22 on: 16 April 2011, 10:53:16 »
"It's not paranoia if the phone company really IS out to get you."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #23 on: 16 April 2011, 11:04:59 »
Any mech with TSM "Here's my Paci-FIST!" :D
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LordChaos

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #24 on: 16 April 2011, 14:16:52 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

Actually, I'd expect an Archer to have (on the launcher covers) "close OPEN cover before striking"
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firewyrm

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #25 on: 16 April 2011, 17:53:51 »
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

Kotetsu

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #26 on: 16 April 2011, 17:58:39 »
On the front of a Hollander II: "This may hurt me than it will you."

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #27 on: 16 April 2011, 18:19:13 »
On a Sagittaire: I can arm flip!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #28 on: 16 April 2011, 18:27:29 »
Will break for vision quests.

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #29 on: 16 April 2011, 18:32:34 »
On a BLR-2C: Commander On Board.

Our Officer's Club is better than your Officer's Club.

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