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Ruger

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #30 on: 16 April 2011, 19:38:38 »
on the front of a cannon
suck's to be you
or
smile it only hurts a little

I have a picture of a Glock pistol that has "Smile Wait for Flash" enscribed around the very end of the business end of its barrel...  ;D

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #31 on: 16 April 2011, 19:53:59 »
That's easy!


that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #32 on: 16 April 2011, 23:30:25 »
Back off jack, I'm not that kind of Mech.
With us on your side the only plan you need is ammo.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #33 on: 17 April 2011, 00:23:49 »
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #34 on: 17 April 2011, 02:27:03 »
"Succession Happens"
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #35 on: 17 April 2011, 04:34:46 »
Anything with ye olde maligned UAC/5:

"Oh, yeah? Well, MY autocannon has a 'vibrate' setting!"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #36 on: 17 April 2011, 08:46:16 »
fuzzychief
ok where the &^%$ can i get one of those banners at

Here's a direct link to the full sized version...

http://fuzzychief.deviantart.com/art/Bumper-Sticker-197856848?q=gallery%3Afuzzychief%2F3295243&qo=7

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #37 on: 17 April 2011, 14:55:39 »
One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #38 on: 17 April 2011, 17:26:07 »
on a thor mech
was  in a Linkin Park music video

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #39 on: 17 April 2011, 17:31:44 »
The old school 'phallic' Mackie: why yes, that IS a gun in my pants....
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #40 on: 20 May 2018, 15:50:49 »
I wouldn't mind a bumper sticker for my car that says something like "My other car is a Marauder."

Love this.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #41 on: 20 May 2018, 15:59:07 »
Not a mech but on my Hetzer, "Quality is Job One."

On a Champion, "My other job is a forklift."

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #42 on: 20 May 2018, 16:03:10 »
An oldy but goodie, i would have a big smiley face that says “have a nice day!”

Considering the ideal situation of those seeing it is after they have been gunned down...
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #43 on: 20 May 2018, 16:06:15 »
Since this thread got revived:

One firestarter:  Making enemy mechs, vehicles, tanks and infantry more than a little well done.

On a Firestarter: Only I Can Prevent Forests.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #45 on: 20 May 2018, 16:16:01 »
Have Gauss, Will Travel.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #46 on: 20 May 2018, 17:17:53 »
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #47 on: 20 May 2018, 17:34:11 »
AFFS:  Liberating Capellans since 2317.
yes please, one dozen for other cars please
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #48 on: 20 May 2018, 18:31:09 »
How about the old
Keep Honking
I'm Reloading 

Or updated to
I'm venting heat!

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #49 on: 20 May 2018, 20:47:53 »
On any unit with TAG...

" TAG yer IT! "

or

" Wait for it, wait for it... bye-bye! "

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #50 on: 20 May 2018, 21:01:45 »
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #51 on: 20 May 2018, 21:06:24 »
Baby on Board, please drive carefully.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #52 on: 20 May 2018, 21:24:03 »
that belongs on a Wolf Dragoon Mech thats fighting against the Wac(k)o Rangers  ;D

That's just mean. I thought the Dragoons denied stepping on Waco Jr.?

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #53 on: 20 May 2018, 21:32:21 »
I want some of these for my car.
Walking the fine line between sarcasm and being a smart-ass

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #54 on: 20 May 2018, 21:48:07 »
Free Worlds League: We put the "un" in unity.

Our Officer's Club is better than your Officer's Club.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #55 on: 28 June 2018, 09:41:40 »
"Vehicle makes frequent jumps!"
Subtlety is for those who lack a bigger gun.

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #56 on: 29 June 2018, 08:08:51 »
C:-)
Guys, this is a fun thread, but remember the forum rules about proper conduct.
Keep the suggestions PG-13 and appropriate for people of a variety of ages.
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #57 on: 29 June 2018, 21:21:20 »
On the back of a Stinger:  "My other mech is real"

On the back of an Atlas:  "Did the earth move for you darling"

On the back of an UrbanMech:  "This is a bollard, please ignore."

Scientist:  "Eureka! We have invented 'Enhanced Imaging' which will markedly improve your piloting ability at the cost of your sanity."
Clan Wolf: "What is the point?"
Clan Diamond Shark: "What is the price?"
Clan Jade Falcon: "What is the catch?"

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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #58 on: 30 June 2018, 00:19:00 »
On an Archer:

"Not the ammo bin! Not the ammo bin! Ah, nuts!"

I'd put "Ammo bin moved, shoot elsewhere"

Similar topic: T-Shirt Ideas ...

I just worked security for Imagine dragons (fun summer job after teaching) ... I want a T-shirt that says "Imagine Dragoons" and a pic of N.K.

[edited to make more pg-13ish]
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Re: bumper stickers
« Reply #59 on: 30 June 2018, 00:19:15 »
On a Warhawk Prime

If you can read this I've made a mistake

On a King Crab

If you can read this you've made a mistake.
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