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Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« on: 18 April 2011, 17:18:28 »

So where the heck is the big guy today?
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #1 on: 18 April 2011, 17:22:03 »
have you  tried the local bar yet
so, we meet again, for the first time

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« Reply #2 on: 18 April 2011, 19:57:25 »
Listen, if you find a Lincoln log lodged in a skull I don't know anything about it... but I need that log back to complete a diorama I'm working on.  ;)

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #3 on: 18 April 2011, 20:06:28 »

MM would never drink!
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #4 on: 19 April 2011, 12:37:49 »
Nope. He inhales!
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #5 on: 19 April 2011, 14:23:44 »

I am so sad MM isn't here to read this slander.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #6 on: 19 April 2011, 15:06:00 »
Give it time....

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #7 on: 19 April 2011, 17:10:58 »
Give it time....

Oh good. I like to be honest about slander. It hurts more that way.   }:)
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #8 on: 19 April 2011, 20:25:50 »
I am so sad MM isn't here to read this slander.

Yeah, one problem.  Slander's spoken.  In print, it's libel.  Sides, how do you know he doesn't drink? ???
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« Reply #9 on: 19 April 2011, 23:11:00 »
He's just trying to cover for his own drinking problem.  Pirates are notorious alcoholics.  I saw it in a movie so it must be true.   :D

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« Reply #10 on: 23 April 2011, 12:50:59 »
Yeah, one problem.  Slander's spoken.  In print, it's libel.  Sides, how do you know he doesn't drink? ???

Oh you call this writing? MM doesn't drink he inhales.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #11 on: 23 April 2011, 21:40:08 »
You interrupted MM's Mojo today Clang. Everyone at the table owes you a debt of gratitude.  ;)

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« Reply #12 on: 24 April 2011, 00:33:56 »
You interrupted MM's Mojo today Clang. Everyone at the table owes you a debt of gratitude.  ;)

There must be a way to keep this going.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #13 on: 14 May 2011, 17:44:50 »

This thread is underachieving. Chop chop folks!

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« Reply #14 on: 15 May 2011, 21:24:52 »
This thread is underachieving. Chop chop folks!

Well, this thread is about an underachiever, after all. ;)
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« Reply #15 on: 15 May 2011, 22:45:30 »
Lies and Slander! WOOOHOOOO! Hot damn!  }:)
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #16 on: 16 May 2011, 10:35:10 »
*walks in buck naked*

Ah crap - what are you doing here?   ???

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #17 on: 16 May 2011, 13:46:13 »
Drinking your beer, eating your snacks, and averting my eyes whilke trying very, very hard not to laugh at you. It may be your thread, dude, but it is not your house.  :D
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« Reply #18 on: 16 May 2011, 15:00:15 »
Please feel free to drink my beer and eat my snacks.

I knew I picked a bad day to wash my robes. 

*MM covers himself with a very large french roll*

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #19 on: 16 May 2011, 18:38:08 »
I know where you can get one of Wombat's old Wombat suits..............it's kinda soiled. And folded, spindled and a bit mutilated to be honest. And there is a bit of fire damage around the bottom end of it as well.   ::)
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #20 on: 16 May 2011, 20:49:51 »
*drinks MM's beer* [cheers]
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #21 on: 16 May 2011, 20:59:49 »
I grabbed myself a Bud - I don't drink that much beer

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #22 on: 17 May 2011, 02:00:38 »
Truthfully, I haven't had a beer in forever.  Last thing I had was Rimple Minz.  Right before I passed out on the bed.   :D
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2011, 08:46:39 »
Beer is one of things more fun to make than drink.

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« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2011, 10:04:27 »
Beer is one of things more fun to make than drink.

I don't know about that - it's a lot of work

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« Reply #25 on: 17 May 2011, 11:42:31 »
That's why we pay for beer. So we don't have to make it! ;)
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« Reply #26 on: 17 May 2011, 13:21:53 »
Hopefully Mopar's got some harder stuff laying around. I'd ask, but my grandpa always said, "Never trust a naked man holding pastries."

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #27 on: 17 May 2011, 13:36:45 »
He always is having captains and diets coke. I personally am going to raid the Mexican coke stash...:)
This isn't going to end well.

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #28 on: 17 May 2011, 20:35:05 »
Hopefully Mopar's got some harder stuff laying around. I'd ask, but my grandpa always said, "Never trust a naked man holding pastries."

LOL - You've seen my bar you know I have more booze than sense  ;D

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #29 on: 17 May 2011, 20:35:30 »
He always is having captains and diets coke. I personally am going to raid the Mexican coke stash...:)

Please come drink it  :)