Author Topic: Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman? And other dumb questions. (Read 33701 times)

StCptMara · « **Reply #120 on:** 10 November 2011, 09:35:57 »

The Bavarian Illuminati, same as everything else.

Which is faster: Molasses or Tuesday?

stoicfaux · « **Reply #121 on:** 10 November 2011, 12:29:31 »

Quote from: StCptMara on 10 November 2011, 09:35:57

The Bavarian Illuminati, same as everything else.

Which is faster: Molasses or Tuesday?

Tuesday, because Tuesday is derived from the German word for Mars (Teiwaz) which is the god of war, and war travels faster than molasses. (However, the supply lines and bureaucracy may or may not be faster than molasses.)

Why did you have to ask?

Giovanni Blasini · « **Reply #122 on:** 10 November 2011, 18:50:30 »

Because Racecar.

Speaking of which, where the heck did my Bug's oil cap go?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #123 on:** 10 November 2011, 19:36:49 »

The last place you'd expect it to be.

Why is it that after doing great on the homework, the test still doesn't make sense?

Atlas3060 · « **Reply #124 on:** 14 November 2011, 13:50:21 »

Tests offer more stress.

Question;
could it just ever be jelly time without the peanut butter?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #125 on:** 14 November 2011, 14:22:45 »

Only if you divide by zero.

Why does everyone care about woodchucks and the quantity of wood they chuck?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #126 on:** 14 November 2011, 16:03:21 »

For the same reason MTV is still in business.

If Kai Allard-Liao and Luke Skywalker fought each other in Streetfighter 2, which characters would they use?

Doug Glendower · « **Reply #127 on:** 14 November 2011, 16:49:49 »

Kai would be Ryu, only with a red gi, and Luke would play Ken, only with a white gi.

They would both get their butts kicked by Jack Burton playing Guile.

Do they make a fighting game based on timing still, or is it all now just crazy button mashing?

Notsonoble · « **Reply #128 on:** 18 November 2011, 15:28:25 »

Many of SFIII's best combo's required perfect timing. Not sure about SFIV.

What would the Lootbag commando do if there were no bags for the loot?

whistler · « **Reply #129 on:** 18 November 2011, 16:20:37 »

naturally, he would continue to torture Mariks and Falcons with his helarious antics. you would still be able to follow his trail of "Crap."'s all the way to Tharkad.

if you drop a bolder from 1000 feet on the moon, does it make a sound?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #130 on:** 18 November 2011, 18:10:56 »

Only if it lands on a mime.

What's the best way to dispose of a mime after you've dropped a boulder on it?

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #131 on:** 19 November 2011, 22:34:19 »

Squeegee and a ziplock bag.

Does anyone care if the mime died?

Mattlov · « **Reply #132 on:** 19 November 2011, 23:01:27 »

No, it's a freaking mime.

In what country is it the most grave insult to slap someone with a cold squid?

StCptMara · « **Reply #133 on:** 20 November 2011, 00:56:41 »

Finland

Why, though, is it a grave insult to slap someone with a cold squid?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #134 on:** 20 November 2011, 01:07:43 »

Because you could have turned that squid into deep fried calamari rings instead.

How many Clanners does it take to change a light bulb?

StCptMara · « **Reply #135 on:** 20 November 2011, 01:36:27 »

The cut down for that is 2, but I can do it with 1!

How long CAN a Gnome Cleric hold his breath in a Bag of Holding?

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #136 on:** 20 November 2011, 03:00:03 »

6 hours

Why play a Gnome at all?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #137 on:** 20 November 2011, 03:03:28 »

One too many jello shots.

How many jello shots are too many?

Fallen_Raven · « **Reply #138 on:** 20 November 2011, 13:09:01 »

Quote from: MoneyLovinOgre4Hire on 20 November 2011, 03:03:28

One too many jello shots.

How many jello shots are too many?

If you have to ask you've had to many.

If Cthulu sleeps at Ryleth, where's the guest bedroom?

Mattlov · « **Reply #139 on:** 20 November 2011, 13:59:14 »

Davenport, Iowa.

Why do men have nipples?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #140 on:** 20 November 2011, 16:14:49 »

Byproduct of evolution, because there was no selective force against them.

Why is it call it "football" even though you carry the ball with your hands?

wartang · « **Reply #141 on:** 20 November 2011, 18:35:45 »

It evolved from rugby football.

How many hearts does a centaur have?

Grim_Reaper · « **Reply #142 on:** 20 November 2011, 21:08:01 »

2, one for the rider and one for the horse, or alternately none since they dont really exist

why is the clan bidding system based on an old game show (Name that tune)?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #143 on:** 20 November 2011, 21:10:48 »

Because basing on Wheel of Fortune would have been silly.

What happens if the Diamond Sharks discover eBay?

FedRatCowboy · « **Reply #144 on:** 20 November 2011, 21:24:54 »

The Homeworlds and OZ's would be stripped bare of clan tech.

Why do inmates believe that nothing is there fault? (On here from work...and I work in a jail.)

StCptMara · « **Reply #145 on:** 20 November 2011, 21:31:47 »

Because they are inherently stupid.

Why do people not read signs with important information(like the direction the handle goes, that the pool closes at 11, that the front doors lock at 11) at hotels?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #146 on:** 20 November 2011, 21:56:02 »

Because that would interfere with their sense of entitlement.

Is there a difference between working at a minimum security prison and a hotel?

StCptMara · « **Reply #147 on:** 20 November 2011, 22:38:42 »

Yes...in a prison, you can put the real idiots in Solitary.

If there can be a Lightwhip....why has no Sith tried to make a Light Chainsaw?

MoneyLovinOgre4Hire · « **Reply #148 on:** 20 November 2011, 23:44:21 »

They were afraid of poking someone's eye out.

What's the appropriate Christmas present for a Sith Lord?

StCptMara · « **Reply #149 on:** 21 November 2011, 01:07:57 »

Trick question! There is no "Christmas" in the Star Wars Universe. There is Life Day, though...so the closest answer would be:
a blood soaked Wookie.

What si the best Life Day present for a Wookie, though?