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MoparMessiah

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #480 on: 02 May 2017, 10:05:38 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 00:39:52
Unfortunately the android construction workers were Clang-A-Corp products, which meant they did a terrible job and produced a defective Luna. It has also been repossessed a few times, stolen a few times, flat out hijacked by Wombat at least five times. And Clang has lost the keys a few times and then lost himself for a while in Seattle.

I thought it was also driven into the sun and this is the second Clangluna
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #481 on: 02 May 2017, 18:28:44 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 00:39:52
Unfortunately the android construction workers were Clang-A-Corp products, which meant they did a terrible job and produced a defective Luna. It has also been repossessed a few times, stolen a few times, flat out hijacked by Wombat at least five times. And Clang has lost the keys a few times and then lost himself for a while in Seattle.

Seattle is more confusing than it looks in Sleepless in Seattle. And Grey's Anatomy. And Dark Angel. And that Elvis movie where he goes to the 1962 World's Fair.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #482 on: 02 May 2017, 19:17:28 »
Been there, too many hills and traffic.  :P
I can see you moved to the moon despite of the Wombat issues.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #483 on: 02 May 2017, 20:44:42 »
Clang likes being mooned!  8)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #484 on: 02 May 2017, 23:03:06 »
Quote from: Clangador on 02 May 2017, 18:28:44
Seattle is more confusing than it looks in Sleepless in Seattle. And Grey's Anatomy. And Dark Angel. And that Elvis movie where he goes to the 1962 World's Fair.

How can unmarked left hand exits off the freeway and street addresses like 1235 SW North 1235 1/2 Street NW Court be confusing?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #485 on: 03 May 2017, 05:15:44 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 02 May 2017, 20:44:42
Clang likes being mooned!  8)
If he on the moon, doesn't that mean he doing the mooning?  He's moon entire Terra (Earth) from up there.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #486 on: 03 May 2017, 11:34:34 »
Clang is more of Plumber's Crack kind of guy  ;D ;)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #487 on: 03 May 2017, 13:56:18 »
They need to fill that crack with some plastic epoxy.  :P
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #488 on: 04 May 2017, 00:16:50 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 03 May 2017, 11:34:34
Clang is more of Plumber's Crack kind of guy  ;D ;)

Hey I have spenders to eliminate that.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #489 on: 04 May 2017, 18:32:22 »
Quote from: Clangador on 04 May 2017, 00:16:50
Hey I have spenders to eliminate that.

Sporting the Mork from Ork look?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #490 on: 05 May 2017, 00:28:51 »
Just spackle the crack over and snap the suspenders.    O0
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #491 on: 06 May 2017, 08:34:08 »
That doesn't sound safe
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #492 on: 06 May 2017, 13:13:29 »
Suspenders  #P
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #493 on: 07 May 2017, 06:15:47 »
You'd be pretty snappy in suspenders  ;D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #494 on: 07 May 2017, 12:20:26 »
I always wear them under a shirt. In the port of Tacoma it was under my safety vest. At the lab it's under my scrub top.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #495 on: 07 May 2017, 16:05:01 »
I wonder... Suspenders in the bathtub?  :-\

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #496 on: 07 May 2017, 19:19:43 »
Quote from: truetanker on 07 May 2017, 16:05:01
I wonder... Suspenders in the bathtub?  :-\

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That's just crazy enough to work
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #497 on: 07 May 2017, 19:42:36 »
Quote from: Clangador on 07 May 2017, 12:20:26
I always wear them under a shirt. In the port of Tacoma it was under my safety vest. At the lab it's under my scrub top.

These are clamped to your nipples aren't they?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #498 on: 07 May 2017, 23:12:37 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 07 May 2017, 19:42:36
These are clamped to your nipples aren't they?

Only the first two.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #499 on: 08 May 2017, 00:22:04 »
OK - glad we are clear on that
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #500 on: 08 May 2017, 11:54:57 »
Anybody got bleach?  I need to wash the image out....
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #501 on: 08 May 2017, 12:01:59 »
Bleach is over there next to the Soda fountain.  I think there 3 different choices to choose from.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #502 on: 08 May 2017, 13:53:16 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 08 May 2017, 12:01:59
Bleach is over there next to the Soda fountain.  I think there 3 different choices to choose from.

So that's what the enema bags are for. :o
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #503 on: 08 May 2017, 15:46:35 »
We have bleach, acid and mineral water for your eye washing needs.  It's in case you see Clarke in a Speedo strutting around in 6" pumps with a pink umbrella. 

He likes to wear his Speedo butt floss style.

Just saying. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #504 on: 08 May 2017, 21:49:31 »
Bleach will not even start to get that image out of my head. I need to use a power washer for this. Then one hell of a lot of alcohol, followed by maybe some brainwashing by a former WOB Inquisitor, followed by even more alcohol and the power washer again...............crap. That won't work. All I have to do is read this thread again and all of that will be ruined. CURSE YOU CLANG! CURSE YOU MOPAR FOR BRINGING IT UP!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #505 on: 08 May 2017, 23:12:29 »
Mopar and myself are known for being quite curse worthy.  :D O0 ;D
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #506 on: 09 May 2017, 07:13:13 »
Quote from: Clangador on 08 May 2017, 23:12:29
Mopar and myself are known for being quite curse worthy.  :D O0 ;D

I'm going to sleep like a baby on the plane to night embraced in the photo of Achoo curled up in a fetal position while images of Clarke dance around him. 
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #507 on: 09 May 2017, 07:44:03 »
So you're going to wake up every hour to cry?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #508 on: 09 May 2017, 10:17:18 »
Quote from: BirdofPrey on 09 May 2017, 07:44:03
So you're going to wake up every hour to cry?

No to ask for another cocktail  ;D

There free! 

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #509 on: 09 May 2017, 12:59:19 »
No Driving drunk.
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