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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #510 on: 09 May 2017, 22:28:10 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 09 May 2017, 10:17:18
No to ask for another cocktail  ;D

There free! 

Hahahahhahahhahahaahahahahaha

As opposed to here free?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #511 on: 09 May 2017, 22:57:18 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 09 May 2017, 12:59:19
No Driving drunk.

Technically MM is always drunk it just has minimal effect since the great pickling of 2014.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #512 on: 10 May 2017, 05:34:29 »
Quote from: Clangador on 09 May 2017, 22:57:18
Technically MM is always drunk it just has minimal effect since the great pickling of 2014.
Should I ask what happened during this pickling?
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #513 on: 10 May 2017, 23:21:35 »
All records of the incident have been erased and a lot of NDA's signed to protect the guilty from prosecution and annoy the innocent.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #514 on: 11 May 2017, 15:14:14 »
So your just a sore what ya call it?

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #515 on: 11 May 2017, 16:35:02 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 10 May 2017, 23:21:35
All records of the incident have been erased and a lot of NDA's signed to protect the guilty from prosecution and annoy the innocent.

Yes we must protect the guilty
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #516 on: 11 May 2017, 16:47:45 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 11 May 2017, 16:35:02
Yes we must protect the guilty

And punish the innocent and cause a few civilian casualties just for good measure.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #517 on: 14 May 2017, 11:15:59 »
And torture.  Extra torture
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #518 on: 14 May 2017, 15:32:23 »

***Clang orders a full nuclear strike on North Korea. ***

Nobody will care.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #519 on: 14 May 2017, 15:48:53 »
*Wrangler watches Clang's nuclear missile strike goes off course due to Clangluna-Industry quality of the electronics.  The Nuclear missiles instead hits Cleveland, Oh. However the missile fail to detonate and crash into the ground upside down becoming tourist attraction.*

Wat the...does that company make ANYTHING that doesn't have questionable problems.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #520 on: 14 May 2017, 17:45:49 »
* An intelligent alien crawls out of the said tourist attraction. *

What is this place?

* Some guy yells out * Cleveland!

Cleve-Land? U-huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHOwH9WM1wAArW2Q0yRkI3I1wA44KKLMxuZzLYX5B44NdQgGFR3iFoExPK

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #521 on: 14 May 2017, 22:19:03 »

I had a feeling those rat-brain processors were half insane.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #522 on: 15 May 2017, 05:24:58 »
Half insane?  It['s all or nuthin.  If their not, their just plain nerfed.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #523 on: 15 May 2017, 13:35:53 »

Rat Brain Nerf processors doesn't sound half bad. Hmmm...  :))
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #524 on: 15 May 2017, 17:36:15 »
Quote from: Clangador on 15 May 2017, 13:35:53
Rat Brain Nerf processors doesn't sound half bad. Hmmm...  :))

And you can get them at a discount
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #525 on: 16 May 2017, 07:31:25 »
After all they were manufactured by Wombat chewing on BoP Industries CPU chips!

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #526 on: 16 May 2017, 14:56:49 »
No, that is the semi-intelligent pile of poop that invaded the internet as emoji's.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #527 on: 16 May 2017, 16:46:18 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 16 May 2017, 14:56:49
No, that is the semi-intelligent pile of poop that invaded the internet as emoji's.

So that is where the poop emoji came from
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #528 on: 16 May 2017, 23:05:09 »
Glad BoP Industries and Clangluna Industries have joined forces to make stuff. The world won't survive...
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #529 on: 16 May 2017, 23:47:41 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 16 May 2017, 23:05:09
Glad BoP Industries and Clangluna Industries have joined forces to make stuff. The world won't survive...

Does the world really deserve to survive?  }:)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #530 on: 17 May 2017, 04:25:39 »
Sure it deserves to.
That is why BoP Industries is definitely not building any doomsday devices.  O:-)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #531 on: 17 May 2017, 05:38:38 »
I guess there plenty of planets in the Inner Sphere.  Thus there spares..but still...customer service will be pulling their hairs out of their heads.

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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #532 on: 17 May 2017, 08:39:36 »
No customer service problems at BoP industries.
In order to best serve customers, we have hired only the best chefs.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #533 on: 17 May 2017, 13:49:13 »
Quote from: Clangador on 16 May 2017, 23:47:41
Does the world really deserve to survive?  }:)

After the cleansing?  Yes
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #534 on: 17 May 2017, 15:43:25 »
It's a rental planet!  We lose the deposit if we get rid of it!
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #535 on: 17 May 2017, 17:04:13 »
All the more reason for the cleansing
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #536 on: 17 May 2017, 19:48:07 »
Yea plus I put you people's kidneys up for the rental planet's deposit. We don't want to loose those do we??? (I don't really care, just being polite here.)
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #537 on: 18 May 2017, 05:01:42 »
Quote from: Wrangler on 17 May 2017, 15:43:25
It's a rental planet!  We lose the deposit if we get rid of it!
Have you SEEN the planet?

We're not getting that deposit back.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #538 on: 18 May 2017, 06:08:31 »
Well, maybe it we can get a discount for just having been there.
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Re: This is Clangluna..........
« Reply #539 on: 18 May 2017, 12:55:55 »
Quote from: Clangador on 17 May 2017, 19:48:07
Yea plus I put you people's kidneys up for the rental planet's deposit. We don't want to loose those do we??? (I don't really care, just being polite here.)

As long as it's not my liver
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