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chaotic38

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The lair of the chaotic
« on: 27 January 2011, 22:04:54 »
On a small sign in front of the lair reads 'Beware of the chaotic.' Legend has it that if you're close enough you can hear the agonizing screams of a chaotic victim. Those who go in never come out
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #1 on: 27 January 2011, 22:17:37 »
I approach cautiously in my RVN-4Lr Raven and scan the entrance for traps with my BAP.

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #2 on: 27 January 2011, 22:23:41 »
There are several mines spread around with only enough power to knock someone out. Not to mention all the carefully hidden traps.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #3 on: 27 January 2011, 22:26:57 »
I shoot the mines.

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #4 on: 27 January 2011, 22:33:07 »
As you shoot the mines, smoke shoots out of the walls. The faint sound of a chaotic's laughter is heard.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #5 on: 27 January 2011, 22:34:37 »
I double-check my enviromental sealing status

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #6 on: 27 January 2011, 22:40:12 »
A rock flies at the mech allowing the gas to seep in.
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Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #7 on: 27 January 2011, 22:41:07 »
I huff the gas deeply, hoping it'll be some kind of intoxicating happy-gas

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #8 on: 27 January 2011, 22:42:33 »
Artillery starts raining down around the poor Raven.

"Sorry, comrade. Didn't see you near the target."

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #9 on: 27 January 2011, 22:47:59 »
*cough, choke* "Quite all right, my fault for resting my beer on the TAG button."

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #10 on: 27 January 2011, 22:52:12 »
The gas, which was knockout gas seeped in the raven.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #11 on: 27 January 2011, 22:58:54 »
I start cramming handfuls of Trucker-Buddytm brand Stimm-Pills into my mouth in a last-ditch effort to counter the gas.

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #12 on: 27 January 2011, 23:02:54 »
The gas was a very advanced one. If it couldn't find one way it would find another.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #13 on: 27 January 2011, 23:13:50 »
I hit cruise control on the Raven and put it in reverse

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #14 on: 27 January 2011, 23:21:36 »
The exit snapped shut. A series of rocks flew at the raven. One of them got inside it and bore the message "To escape alive accept the chaotic's challenge.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #15 on: 27 January 2011, 23:23:55 »
I burn a point of EDG to change my alignment to Lawful and declare over the Raven's external speakers that I will accept the challenge.

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #16 on: 27 January 2011, 23:29:43 »
The gas stops immediately and a voice calls out "If you truly accept the challenge leave your mech behind and follow the path with the arrows"
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Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #17 on: 28 January 2011, 00:03:36 »
I sprint down the path

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #18 on: 28 January 2011, 01:05:12 »
The leader of the chaotic cackled "So you accept the challenge, do you? There is only one way out alive. You must pass the Maze of Doom. If you fail, you just might be good for dinner."
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Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #19 on: 28 January 2011, 22:16:59 »
"Well chaotic one, I am not afraid for it just so happens that my nickname is the Doom of Mazes!"

I stride manfully into the maze

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #20 on: 29 January 2011, 00:06:14 »
"Heh, this will not be an easy challenge" the chaotic said "There are many things that can kill you easily. Also there are many puzzles to solve. We shall give you one handheld weapon of choice "
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #21 on: 29 January 2011, 00:34:56 »
I choose a welsh hook.

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #22 on: 29 January 2011, 00:42:06 »
The weapon is handed to him. The chaotic points to a door that leads to the maze. "Once you walk through that dooryou cannot change your mind.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #23 on: 29 January 2011, 01:05:43 »
I cautiously walk through the door.

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #24 on: 29 January 2011, 02:17:36 »
[The door melts and runs away yiping like a poodle with its tail between its legs.]

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #25 on: 29 January 2011, 20:18:28 »
The door slams shut and instantly there is two paths to take.
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #26 on: 29 January 2011, 20:37:36 »
I take the opposite route to where the door ran (I go left)

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #27 on: 29 January 2011, 22:08:37 »
You see writing on a wall:  (save this next part after your next post I will delete the code)
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Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

Johnny 'NKH' Leyland

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #28 on: 29 January 2011, 22:12:10 »
I scratch the code into the flesh of my arm and wait for the magic to take effect

chaotic38

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Re: The lair of the chaotic
« Reply #29 on: 29 January 2011, 22:46:47 »
Nothing happens yet but as you travel through the maze you come across a door with a golum guarding it. "Password?" it asks you
Who had a mind to lose around here?-sir_spamalot

 

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