Author Topic: The Underground (Slightly Aromatic and Somewhat Moist) Lair Of The Mighty Achoo!  (Read 9310 times)

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Well, if they're Legion....their toast, i know certain flying turtle who despises them.  He tends to show up when they're around.

*Wrangler glances into the sky on cue as Gamera the flying turtle spins on end scene and blow torches the Bunny Legion mistaking it for actual Legion of monster legend (due to being pulled into a shell, he can't see he can tell parties involved with Legion is around...) as he spins by.  Also accidentally blow torching Acho's collection of slightly use Hetzer tanks he was using for spare parts.*

Anyone want's roast rabbit?
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Will we be having that with turtle soup?

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Unless you like Inferno IIC grade hot in your soup, and the big guy don't seem to like talk of him being turn into soup....
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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So he's a Snapping Turtle  ;D

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Ahhhh! Gamera! As they are now doing him in CGI we can have him as soup. Or better yet I will let HIM deal with him.

(With that Gamera disappears in a swirl of pink and a pink bunny doll drops to the ground where Gamera was.)
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Gamera has been banished to the pink

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Somebody had to do it. The Kurita Cretins certainly couldn't.
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They're still using flip phones

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They're still using flip phones
They have mad texting skills, so they can over come the issues.  Smart Phones are Lostech for the Kuritans.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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never looked at it that way

would explain the thumbs of death maneuver

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But only if you swipe to the left.    ::)
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Im not a swiper

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And here I was always picturing you looking like the image below.  O0  Now I am sad  }:)
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So you were sideswiped?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Is that better than a reach around?
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*Wrangler has his hacker friend tap into the Word of Bunny cybernetic network and army return totheir bunker/burrows and go into years(s) long hibernation mode*
Goodnight, hope your batteries run out tonight!
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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And her I was always picturing you looking like the image below.  O0  Now I am sad  }:)

U can still picture me that way  8)

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There are much worse ways you could picture me

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Me too. I once grossed somebody out by saying "Imagine me in speedos!"
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My gaud, that horrible thing to do someone!  ;D
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Had a group of French Canadians out here once that decided to go to beach in Speedos.

When they got to work on Monday the asked,"MM why at beach they call us ...."

 ;D

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At least they called them.....   In my case they run away screaming about their eyes and something about a nightmare that will haunt them for the rest of their lives......   :-\
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At least they called them.....   In my case they run away screaming about their eyes and something about a nightmare that will haunt them for the rest of their lives......   :-\

Oh that's just the girls  ;D ;)

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Nice thread.... For now... It'd be a shame if someone wrecked it.  >:D
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OMG!  Its a Ghost!

The mystical man known as Clangador!

OOC: Welcome Back
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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OMG!  Its a Ghost!

The mystical man known as Clangador!

OOC: Welcome Back

Well Mopar called me in tears begging me to post something here, so here I am.  O0
~Clangador

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We missed you Clang!


(I need to work on my aim damnit!)
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