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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #60 on: 09 June 2017, 00:44:28 »

***Clang walks by the liquor section and notices the drinks are getting restless.***
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #61 on: 11 June 2017, 20:05:43 »
Liquor section?  We have a liquor section?

Where is my drinking cap?

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #62 on: 11 June 2017, 22:44:42 »
Right next to Clang's dunce cap and my Big Fuzzy Hat.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #63 on: 12 June 2017, 09:20:09 »
BT Party Fez!

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #64 on: 12 June 2017, 23:23:56 »
Much better than the CBT gaming thong for men.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #65 on: 13 June 2017, 09:22:08 »
Much better than the CBT gaming thong for men.

We told you not to order an XS

Claiming you liked the butt floss look

But would you listen?  NO

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #66 on: 15 June 2017, 02:30:16 »
He never listens.


Never.


He isn't listening even now.
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #67 on: 15 June 2017, 03:33:10 »
He has little nubs of skin that cover his ears when he's not talking

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #68 on: 21 June 2017, 23:57:06 »
I thought he had his head stuck up his ass........................just saying................. 8)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #69 on: 25 June 2017, 03:29:11 »
I thought he had his head stuck up his ass........................just saying................. 8)

No that would not create a seal

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #70 on: 26 June 2017, 02:17:45 »
What kind of seal would it not create....... ::)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #71 on: 27 June 2017, 06:02:41 »
Air tight

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #72 on: 12 July 2017, 21:42:18 »
Wait a second........we have been here before.........was there a time loop when the lights went out?
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #73 on: 12 July 2017, 22:31:25 »
Well, there is a Delorean parked outside with steaming ice coming off it...
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #74 on: 13 July 2017, 02:04:06 »
What the heck? The emoticons have changed!  O:-)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #75 on: 13 July 2017, 02:13:04 »
We can't talk about what happens in a WallyWorld store as that is not a natural habitat!
I work at a restaurant/bar.  Some of our regulars I swear to god spend more time there than at home.
We should start charging them rent since they practically live there.

What the heck? The emoticons have changed!  O:-)
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #76 on: 17 July 2017, 01:14:19 »
*SIGH* Does the bar have Timbiqui Dark?  ^-^
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #77 on: 17 July 2017, 14:36:35 »
*A blue fur covered Bar tender arrives and gives Achoo a Timbiqui Dark with a frost mug. He silently leaves after leaving a note.  He disappears from Achoo's view, he stealthy sneaks around and steals Achoo's pants with his wallet he's wearing. The Note is just crayon scribble*
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #78 on: 18 July 2017, 01:52:53 »
*Let's be honest here, I am not wearing any pants.  O:-)*
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #79 on: 18 July 2017, 09:47:00 »
*covering his eyes after getting glimpse of pure pink.*
Could you at LEAST put on UnderPants!
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #80 on: 18 July 2017, 12:45:40 »
Are they really underpants if they aren't under anything though?

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #81 on: 18 July 2017, 15:19:36 »
Nope. No pants. Blame Wombat. And no kilt either. Wombat likes to hide under kilts. Not going there. No loin cloth either. Wombat uses them as towels. No robes, Wombat uses them as a tent. While you are wearing them. All I have is the Censortron blur hiding my naughty bits.  ^-^
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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #82 on: 27 July 2017, 03:00:07 »
That's a lot of blur

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #83 on: 27 July 2017, 03:14:09 »
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #84 on: 27 July 2017, 04:25:55 »
A 747?

You must have a big head  O0

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #85 on: 27 July 2017, 05:14:28 »
My head is normal size for a cybernetic abomination.
Like I said: It wasn't easy.

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #86 on: 27 July 2017, 06:21:56 »
and what would normal be?

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Re: Blood Moona Luna
« Reply #87 on: 27 July 2017, 06:32:06 »
You have a bobble head for a head, BoP?
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