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truetanker

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I think you guys play with your meat too much

Says the Hippie free-loader you!

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Free loader? Where do you get that from?
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Free loader? Where do you get that from?

Yeah where the hell does he get that?

I bet I paid more in taxes last year than Achoo.  I might have paid more than Achoo and him!


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Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Doesn't Achoo own Achooluna? Why would he pay his own taxes?

The place is worthless so the taxes are 0

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No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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No wonder the Palm trees are made out of 3D Cardboard!

He is on such a tight budget he only has 2D cardboard. 

Hey - I'm in Chicago today

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Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Come to Indy, I'll buy the beer and pizza!

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I've been to Indy!

Hey did you know that I have a thing called the Mopar Messiah Commando Support Tour?  I've played BT with 17 Commandos on the East Coast.  I've flown to game with Clangador in Seattle / Tacoma.  Flew to KC to play BT with Hellhound. 

So now I need to remember that you are in Indy

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*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again?  He's been in coma for months.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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*pokes MightyAchoo with a Pool Stick* Did he overload from one those Easter Drinks again?  He's been in coma for months.

Cadbury Egg poisoning is my guess

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Nope. Just more suck hours from reality. Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............
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truetanker

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Ya know what?

I think Achoo is secretly posting those Walmart pics of people on YOUTUBE....

You know which ones....

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Oh, and "wonderful, happy, respectful" customers............


HAHAHAHAHA

Come on I've seen those people  ;D

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Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day.  xp
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Unfortunately so do I. Every day...........some more than once every day.  xp

Luckily they have bleach so you can wash out your eyes

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Bleach doesn't get the images out of my mind. And trust me, neither does alcohol.................. xp
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What DO you do, Mr. Achoo all knowing ... something.. in pink?
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Ahhh!!!!!!!!  :D
He's mutated into a Mutant Pink Cat!!!  :o

(rolls ball of pink yarn to distract him, while Wrangler drinks his rum.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

truetanker

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Quick someone warn Wombat fast...!!!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Mwahahaha! Wombat is trapped in the Confederation! Trapped I tell you!






Which is probably good for us.........
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Until he does a breakout!

<<Sudden over the Confederation border, less likely event accrues as a entire RCT launched from with House Liao space directly at Achooluna!  Lead by the Wombat, ahead of 1st Armored Wombat Brigade, various regiments named after Wombat's favorite things like wallets and underpants, etc. >>

<<Landing on planet, they hit the bars hard drinking up all Achoo's booze, while stealing various wallets including the Achoo's and replacing with a "IOU" in crayon and barely readable!>>

*Wrangler looks up as the horde of Wombat troops head off to another raid and says* Well, i'm glad i keep my wallet in electronic and various hiding spots. But oh well. *Drinks last of the rum he had in hand, hoping it hadn't been swapped out with Wombat's home made brew*.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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It's just not the same as actually having Wombat doing the actual raiding.  :(
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Wow! I completely forgot that I parked this thing in orbit. Huh. Got a spare full moon.
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(trying to recover from Wombat's fake brew he was given...<cough><cough>) What moon? You parked it???  ??? :o
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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That is what you do with moons. Otherwise they are dwarf planets...….so you park them in orbit somewhere.
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I was referring to the huge volcanoes blowing Capital Thruster out of them.  Usually planets don't come equipped with those.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Those are not volcanos. They ARE capital grade thrusters. And LUNA class "moons" do come equipped with them. Well, except for ClangLuna. That is equipped with a Suck drive. Just point it at someplace that sucks and it gets sucked right there.
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I'm almost afraid to ask what you do with universes largest round-ish Winnebago. 
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

 

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