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BirdofPrey

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Achoo got himself one of the budget lunas

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budget?  Like it's from Ikea with some parts missing?
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No, That was ClangLuna. Unfortunately I paid full price for this puppy!
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What's with that meter wide trench that runs the equator length for again?

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Wait, those sand traps for Achooluna Mech-golf course?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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The sand trench is for dunebuggy racing.  :thumbsup:
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Recreation on Achooluna is very important. 

The female wrestling pits are quite a hit

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And you can get really hit there if you aren't careful!
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yeah could lose an eyeball

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Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?
« Last Edit: 19 October 2018, 06:34:40 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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More like King Crab in the King of the Mountain arena.

After it rained...

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
~ Nav_Alpha on 10 October 2016

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Is there a sand pit like the Live-Fire Mech-Mud Wrestling matches you guys run?

LOL -our last BT game was Scenario 7 from the Coventry campaign.  It's played on the River Delta Map 1 & 2 + the Large Lakes 2 map with all hexes adjacent to water being mud. 

Fun times

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One wild game I played in was four forest maps with hills. What made it wild was it was supposed to be a jungle in flood, with level 1 water everywhere (the level 1 terrain was level 0 water). It was messy as hell getting around on that one! (with lots of cover to boot!)
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Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down. 

It was a messy game.
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Ever fought the Wombat in one those games. Seem like Wombat would't play fair.  ;D
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Oh, and there was a current that required a piloting roll each turn to avoid being moved one hex in the direction of flow, modified by the weight class of your 'Mech. And if you failed that roll you had to make another piloting skill roll to avoid falling down. 

It was a messy game.

We had a game with a wide river, 5 hexes wide and the Merc unit had to find ford across it.  It required you step into the water to determine if the mirky water was shallow enough.  The Mercs drove their hovercraft and ejected their infantry to speed things up - sink or swim boys.  I did not see that tactic coming. 

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Yup. Trial by drowning.  Gotta love that level of sadism.

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Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Yup. Trial by drowning.  Gotta love that level of sadism.

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Yeah that was pretty funny

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Well, not as entertaining having a Fireball going full tilt across a road map then fail skid check and litterly look like it's skipping across water like a rock and sinking as such after being hulled.


Been there, done that. Broke the Locust and the leg of the Warhammer it crashed into. Sadly the Warhammer was on my side......
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He must have been drinking way too much rum.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Nope. He was sober. I, however...….well, I wasn't drunk, but...…..
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Too many fruit cocktails eh?

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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I believe everyone bit fruity having all those sport drinks and their buzzy after words.
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Don't do those sporty drink things. I actually read the ingredient labels and checked what I was allowed to have. Nope. Don't do those things. They really ain't good for you.
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(Hands cool bottle of birch beer to achoo.)
There that old style soda should do it for ya.

(Starts watching what he assumes a old recording of the  Wombat stealing someones Mech with comical results in piloting.)
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Watch the third video. I put "Wombat friendly" picture instructions, arranged at random, on the controls. BattleMech Break Dancing at it's finest! He broke the 'Mech he stole, the lance sent to retrieve him and the Dropship that was actually sort of an innocent bystander.
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Wow! The insurance company must went out of business on this misadventure. (Watches random explosions even though no guns being fired as people panic as their screaming "Wombat!!!")

[Wrangler squints seeing if the current line up of stooges...(oops)...rum drinkers still in the bar were there.]
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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When Wombat is involved insurance companies are not. If they can avoid it. But when Wombat is involved "avoiding it" is often not an option.
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Is that why there so few insurance companies operating on Achooluna?
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
"No, it's a "Most Awesome Blues Brothers scene Reenactment EVER" waiting to happen." VotW Destrier - Weirdo  
"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

 

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