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Well, I got Achooluna back from the shop. It had to have a full moon overhaul and the rear end adjusted. But it's sort of back, baby!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #1 on: 14 July 2018, 23:39:13 »
Huh. Did I end up with a spare Achooluna? Am I seeing double, or am I just stupid. Or maybe I am so drunk that I am seeing double.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #2 on: 15 July 2018, 07:34:22 »
Dare i asked where this thing was parked?  ;)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #3 on: 15 July 2018, 15:09:55 »
You may dare to ask. However there is a lot of non-disclosure agreements in place so...……..
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #4 on: 24 July 2018, 19:16:07 »
Spill the beans! Where was it? ;)
« Last Edit: 20 September 2019, 16:23:52 by Wrangler »
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #5 on: 25 July 2018, 12:55:22 »
Well, we haven't seen Wombat in a while, so.....

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2018, 22:48:06 »
Oh-no. It was parked in THERE?  :o ???  xp
"Men, fetch the Urbanmechs.  We have an interrogation to attend to." - jklantern
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #7 on: 06 August 2018, 01:32:51 »
I can't tell you where it was parked. NDA's.....
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #8 on: 12 August 2018, 11:34:58 »
My mercenary unit has a MASH truck piloted by Nikolas "The Finger" Van Helsing - see if you can figure out that joke   ;D

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #9 on: 10 September 2019, 23:27:33 »
This is Achooluna Too. We don't finger things around here!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #10 on: 11 September 2019, 06:52:02 »
Maybe too much Achooluna!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #11 on: 11 September 2019, 06:53:09 »
Well, I got Achooluna back from the shop. It had to have a full moon overhaul and the rear end adjusted. But it's sort of back, baby!
According to the post count, this is  new moon

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #12 on: 11 September 2019, 06:57:15 »
Maybe made out of paper mache......waitminute....that means someone else made this....ITS A TRAP!

(Wrangler falls throught the floor due to the very thick paper mache looking floor of the bar finally giving away....)
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #13 on: 11 September 2019, 21:19:04 »
Whoops. My bad...….. 8)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #14 on: 19 September 2019, 23:32:53 »
[The lump underneath the carpet nods in agreement.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #15 on: 20 September 2019, 05:37:00 »
HEY, the room doesn't get a vote
{BoP sends a BoP Industries Automated Mobile Carpet Vacuuming Device TM towards the carpet lump.}

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #16 on: 20 September 2019, 08:13:52 »
[Juke Box Randomly plays Lost Beach Boys song, Ackukomo song]
o/~ "Achooluna, ooh I wanna take ya..o/~
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #17 on: 20 September 2019, 15:38:07 »
??????   When did this room get a carpet?    And it's a blue, kinda furry...…….carpet. Crap.
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #18 on: 20 September 2019, 16:32:54 »
Meanwhile under the bar...Wrangler continues fall to though the paper mache Achooluna Too.


[Note: Person pictured is not a representation of what Wrangler looks like.]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #19 on: 21 September 2019, 18:40:53 »
You will hit bottom sooner or later...…...or the reactor...….   :P
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #20 on: 22 September 2019, 04:55:48 »
Problem with that:
it's a bit hard to hit rock bottom when we just finished mining out that quarry

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #21 on: 22 September 2019, 21:21:53 »
There is still a bottom...…...………...eventually.   It may take a while though...………..
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #22 on: 23 September 2019, 12:25:51 »
(Wrangler can be heard from a radio left on the bar)
"Hey, if there reactor down in this hollow, Achooluna Too, does this thing explode like the death star?"

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #23 on: 23 September 2019, 14:10:19 »
We're fine.
We're all fine here.
How are you?

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #24 on: 23 September 2019, 14:22:43 »
<Radio / CB thing crackles>
[Bit drafty, the wind falling in my face...by the way your guys hole in the floor just pin drop now...]
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #25 on: 23 September 2019, 18:57:11 »
Did he say to drop a pin? Or a pen?  ::)
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #26 on: 23 September 2019, 19:57:43 »
{{Meanwhile Wrangler has hit "bottom"}}

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"How do you defeat a Dragau? Shoot the damn thing. Lots." - Jellico 
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #27 on: 24 September 2019, 23:04:57 »
Whoot! Wrangler has joined the airborne!
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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #28 on: 24 September 2019, 23:53:14 »
I wanna be an airborne ranger,
Live the life of guts and danger.

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Re: Beware the hairy full moon of ACHOOLUNA. (Parking in the rear)
« Reply #29 on: 25 September 2019, 08:49:12 »
{lands in the lagoon's water area and surfaces spitting water out of his mouth}

What the SAM HILL is this PLACE???  Made out SUPER DENSE paper mache and can pass for Hawaii and have water on it??!

{Walks to the sandy beach, and orders a cocktail drink..but remembers he on other side of largely unsettled "questionable" planet-like Moon.}

Damn, no beach service.
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"It's 200 LY to Sian, we got a full load of shells, a half a platoon of Grenadiers, it's exploding outside, and we're wearing flak jackets." VoTW Destrier - Misterpants